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av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:33 AM      
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Happy Ken?

Ok guys, I haven't seen this done yet and I think it could be entertaining. A scruples thread. You know the game. Let's try not to turn this into a chat threat ok? I'll start.

A young teenager(say 16) that you know comes to you and asks you to teach & show them everything about sex. Would you?

I didn't mention a gender so everyone could
answer.

*EDIT* I changed it to 16...it seems that 15 was a bad age to use...so lets go with 16, 1 year before legal.





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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.






This message was edited by av8er on 1-11-02 @ 11:52 AM
Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
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quote:
A young teenager(say 15) that you know comes to you and asks you to teach them everything about sex. Would you?

I think this question is misworded.
Would I teach them? Yes.
Would it be hands on? NO!


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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:46 AM      
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Av8er, email me what you want.

I agree, not much of a dillema with a 15 year old. Not at my age anyway.... and with all I have to lose.

Is going to a strip club cheating?
If no...Is getting a lap dance?
If no...Is getting a couple with a stripper who is riding you and completing?

Snoteater
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
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Actually I think that by saying show, I think action is implyed. 15 is way to young for me, So i would say no I wouldn't do it.



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
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15...no way. Too young. When you look at a 15year-old chick and say, wow she is going to be beautiful one day...that day is not tomorrow. Now, if it's a decade later, and she is that beautiful and 25, and you are about 35 or so...all bet's are off.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
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quote:
A young teenager(say 16) that you know comes to you and asks you to teach & show them everything about sex. Would you?
Absolutely. No effin doubt about it. As long as I could be assured that my wife would NEVER find out.
quote:
Is going to a strip club cheating?
If no...Is getting a lap dance?
If no...Is getting a couple with a stripper who is riding you and completing?
No, no, I sure hope not.

and, If you knew and, I mean like had a gaurantee carved in stone, that no one would ever know and you would never be prosecuted. Would you kill someone? Whether out of rage, passion, curiousity, whatever?


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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
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WEll, av8er changed his thread. Nut my answer is still no. I wouldn't show a 16 year old sex. But I would probably teach them about it as long as there was someone else around. I don't need a 16 yr old saying I touched them in their nono spot. Especially if I didn't.


av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
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Ok it seems that was a bad question altogether.

Let's try this again.

Q. Friends have arranged a blind date for you. You spot your date from afar and are appalled by his/her appearance. Do you go through with it?




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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quote:
Ok it seems that was a bad question altogether.

Let's try this again.

Q. Friends have arranged a blind date for you. You spot your date from afar and are appalled by his/her appearance. Do you go through with it?


Oh this is a board-related question, isn't it. Heh heh.

I would, for posterity-sake. If I had agreed to something I would follow-thru.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
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Hmm... how appalled? I mean, I could handle a date with an ugly woman and, probably even have a good time. But, if you mean like I'm on the verge of puking on her all night... I may have to cut it a little short.


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av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
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I would go through with it. Then just decline and future meetings.




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
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No!!! If she is an uglord... and I spotted her before she identified me....I bail. I got car troubles whatever.........

If it was a setup then you have a pissed friend, but it's better than staring across at sasquatch.

Snoteater
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
It depends on how good of a friend it is. If it's one of my close friend I would, but not if it's someone I didn't think that I was that close with.

quote:
Ok it seems that was a bad question altogether


I wouldn't say that, just because no one said yes, doesn't mean that it was a bad question.



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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
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quote:
Q. Friends have arranged a blind date for you. You spot your date from afar and are appalled by his/her appearance. Do you go through with it?

I'd have the date and just not ask her out again.


SNAKEBITE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Q. Friends have arranged a blind date for you. You spot your date from afar and are appalled by his/her appearance. Do you go through with it?



Is she buying?

*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Do you go through with it?


Yes, I would..It's only fair.Then I would let them know at the end that there is no interest, therefor, no more dates.





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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
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quote:
I'd have the date and just not ask her out again.


Fuck that!!! What if she's fun to be with. Then you gotta say, I had a great time, your wonderful, too bad you're too fucking ugly for me to be seen with again. NOPE.

You're just saying that Maynard, cause you get hurt when chicks see you and run like a Gazzelle with a lion on it's tail.

*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:15 PM      
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quote:
cause you get hurt when chicks see you and run like a Gazzelle with a lion on it's tail.


actually, Mayn wasnt THAT bad when I saw him..although I DID have about 5 or 6 lemon drops beforehand ;)





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This message was edited by *~*BeckyDC*~* on 1-11-02 @ 12:19 PM
barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
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quote:
I wouldn't say that, just because no one said yes, doesn't mean that it was a bad question.
you're all ignoring me, aren't you?


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Snoteater
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
you're all ignoring me, aren't you?


Yes barch, we are :D

And yes I would kill someone if I could have the chance and not be caught. But It would have to be someone that was worth it though. You wouldn't want to waste this opportunity on just anyone.



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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
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Shut up Barch, If I thought no one would find out, I'd kill you.


I don't think I would ever murder anyone. Even with carte blanche.

Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
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quote:
actually, Mayn wasnt THAT bad when I saw him..although I DID have about 5 or 6 lemon drops beforehand

I soooo hate you now.



To piggy back on av8er's last question.


We've all talked to people online, what if you really started liking the person. THen you meet, and find out they are not as attractive as you thought. Would you still continue the relationship? Or would you cut and run?

I would most definatly continue the relationship if we had a strong bond before we met in the flesh.


av8er
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
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quote:
and, If you knew and, I mean like had a gaurantee carved in stone, that no one would ever know and you would never be prosecuted. Would you kill someone? Whether out of rage, passion, curiousity, whatever?


Yes.

quote:
We've all talked to people online, what if you really started liking the person. THen you meet, and find out they are not as attractive as you thought. Would you still continue the relationship? Or would you cut and run?


I'm still talking to Becky aren't I? ;)

Yeah I would, it's hard to come by good relationships. Why throw it away over something as trivial as appearance.




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.




This message was edited by av8er on 1-11-02 @ 12:34 PM
Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:32 PM      
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Missed this one.
quote:
and, If you knew and, I mean like had a gaurantee carved in stone, that no one would ever know and you would never be prosecuted. Would you kill someone? Whether out of rage, passion, curiousity, whatever?

I wouldn't kill them for no reason. I think I could only kill someone out of self defense.




Snoteater
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I would cut & run. I've done it before. Not that i'm proud of it, but i've done it before.



"Your Ego is a Muscle."


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