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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: CADDYSHACK MOMENT at SHOPRITE!!!!! | ||||
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| Sniper | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 8:33 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00  | I`m doing my weekly grocery shopping at my local DOVER RICO SHOPRITE....YES IN DOVER!! Me and the MRS. are deciding how to poison our bodies for the next week and as I`m turning a corner what do my eyes behold??? I big fat kid...around 15 or so, looking to be a card or two short of a FULL DECK. I witness him digging like a 49er looking for nuggets of gold with a finger shoved so far up his nose I thought he was gonna FIST himself...BUT NO. First thought pops into my head,,,, " FIFTY BUCKS SAYS HE EATS IT". I swear, not 2 seconds after the thought crosses my brain, he removes said finger from nasal passage and promptly observes it and says to himself(I GUESS), FUCK IT...I`m HUNGRY and sucks that 50 DOLLAR nasal nugget right off his finger and I blurt out in the middle of SHOP RITE...Ya better watch out or the INSECTS WILL GET YOU....and FUCK if I didn`t laugh right at that F`tard and his mother notices and gives me the dirtiest look. Maybe it doesn`t seem too funny in text but i`m telling you I was LMAO in the store. Anybody else ever just totally lose it after seeing a similar situation???? Did you feel bad after or just say, FUCK IT??? PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!! | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 8:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | Nothing like Nose-picking booger-eating retards to brighten ones day | ||||
| Drunk Boy | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 8:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Sniper, I'm gonna guess you are getting your drink on. Well, at least I hope so. Fyfetallica is my Newbie! | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 8:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Sniper, Watch porn instead. It can be just as funny and telling us about it could be much more interesting than a booger eating f'tard   o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 8:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Thats funny as hell man.  | ||||
| Sniper | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 8:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | I`m enjoying a few frosty BL`s and porn is a possibility once my wife returns from an outing with her son. They went to go see a HS play..how f`ing GAY!! I declined the invite...now that I think about it I wasn`t invited!!! DARNIT!!! IT WAS A KODAK MOMENT..I was laughing as I posted this!! PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!! | ||||
| SpiderBob | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 8:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Last week I saw a group of retards playing in a toilet in one of the bathrooms of the palisade's mall. Pretty funny. | ||||
| Sniper | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 8:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | SPIDER..Whether you did or not...That`s funny too!! I can hear that fucking song in my head.. POOR RETARDS....You think they are offended or just want in on the JOKE!!! SOMEBODY "UP THERE" has a sense of humor!! PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!! | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 9:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | So shall this now turn into the stupid things we saw retards doing thread? Last night I saw this retarded woman, sitting watching endless hours of QVC. She kept going oooo, ahhhh everytime they showed some new piece of worthless jewlery. She would then pick up the phone and call in to order the crap. What a tard!....Oh wait, never mind, that was my wife.....Oh wait, like I said, what a tard! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Sniper | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 9:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | NO DUDE.It`s ONLY LIMITED TO FUNNY THINGS we`ve seen retards do. Don`t get me wrong I`ll help an old lady across the street and I even gave to JERRY`s KIDS a few times. BUT SOME THINGS ARE JUST FUNNY...and this is where those little things stuck in our heads are OK to talk about!!! LMAO ...drinkin` a Bud WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!! | ||||
| Bartman | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 10:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | MAy i suggest walking into any high school and watch the retard class walk around the skool... Anyway the best one i saw even though it was effin sick was when i walked into the bathroom onetime and there was a retard standing over a sink and pissing into it  Visit my webpage you can also email me E-Mail Me Ive adopted OL'DIRTDOG | ||||
| Sniper | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 10:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | LIKE I SAID...SOMEBODY "UP THERE" has got to have a Fuckin` sense of humor. If not,explain the DUCK BILLED PLATYPUS!!!! lmao PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!! | ||||
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