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donotkidme	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	OK I was reading the news, and this is what I came across. Troops to Guard Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil Reuters PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (Jan 15) - Troops will be deployed in a small Pennsylvania community in February to guard a groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil, which each year attracts huge crowds of people who believe the animal can forecast the weather. "We just never know what may pop up in these times, so we are getting prepared," said Jamie Levier, a spokesman for the state police in Punxsutawney, a rural community about 90 miles northwest of Pittsburgh made famous in a movie called "Groundhog Day" that starred Bill Murray. A team of state police, bomb-sniffing dogs and National Guard troops will be stationed near Gobbler's Knob Feb. 2 to ward off problems at this year's Groundhog Day festivities.... Reuters 12:41 01-15-02 this is so pointless. the poor groundhog is gonna be scared off by the dogs anyways. a groundhog outing gets more security. Complaints? Too bad!

hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I thought they implemented the troops ever since Bill Murray stole him in the movie???? Sig Pic Under Construction A true hero is master of all manner of tools - whatever suits his needs. The power known to you as "Excalibur" is, in fact, only the burning echo of your very soul... You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	ITS A FUCKING GROUNDHOG AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.

FoundryMusicJJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Its just a ground hog, they dont need troops guarding it. This thing could die before ground hog day and they could jus replace him and we wouldnt know the difference. It think theyre over reacting just a bit. Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	why the fuck do we care so much about a rodent?i've never understood that My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: why the fuck do we care so much about a rodent?i've never understood that Hey, without him we wouldn't know what the weather would be like for the next few months. Sig Pic Under Construction A true hero is master of all manner of tools - whatever suits his needs. The power known to you as "Excalibur" is, in fact, only the burning echo of your very soul... You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

donotkidme	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:27 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Hey, without him we wouldn't know what the weather would be like for the next few months. yes and we can depend on weather people that get paid big bucks to be wrong anyways. where's the justice? Complaints? Too bad!

SweetAngel	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:28 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	As someone who's birthday is Groundhog Day, I say we need to protect the little guy! :) I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter This message was edited by SweetAngel on 1-16-02 @ 10:29 PM

Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back.	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:31 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: As someone who's birthday is Groundhog Day, I say we need to protect the little guy! be honest, you feel we should protect mostly everything don't you? NOW I'M ALL ALONE, KEPT THE PAIN INSIDE, WANT TO TORCH THE WORLD, CUZ I'M BREATHING FIRE

SweetAngel	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:58 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: be honest, you feel we should protect mostly everything don't you? No. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 11:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: SweetAngel wrote: As someone who's birthday is Groundhog Day, I say we need to protect the little guy! :) Fuck That! I say it is just another opp'ty for me to clear out the dust in my 12 and 20 gauge shotguns! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 11:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	So, if someone breeches security and offs Phil, and you can see sunlight through the bullet hole between his eyes, does that mean six more weeks of winter? Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Bottom-Feeding Trash Bag Ho

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 11:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: A team of state police, bomb-sniffing dogs and National Guard troops will be stationed near Gobbler's Knob Feb. 2 to ward off problems at this year's Groundhog Day festivities.... Isn't it great to see where our tax dollars are going? Give me a break here...seriously no terrorist would do anything to a groundhog...even they know its a FUCKING GROUNDHOG!! Perhaps they should put the National Gaurdsmen somewhere useful?? The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

NASA	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 11:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	I also don't think that after targetting places like New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Washington, terrorists would concern themselves with a small fuckhole known as PUNXSUTAWNEY. Whom are these Jets of which you speak of? New York State Twatto -- "Hey, you never know." GodBlessAmerica.

Meatbus	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 1:32 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	quote: Give me a break here...seriously no terrorist would do anything to a groundhog...even they know its a FUCKING GROUNDHOG!! Or do they...? :confused: The Taliban wouldn't want to off Phil. Hell, they'd probably even recruit him. With all that fur, who would know the difference? "Now listen Ralph, as long as we're neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton... Call me Eduardo."

Ferret	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:52 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	The funny part, is there's always a mardi-gras type party there with alot of the students from Penn State. Should be interesting to see the security with all of the drunken kids around. quote: why the fuck do we care so much about a rodent?i've never understood that I'm going to pretend I didnt hear that(TOG). Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic Moss should have given the ball to his coaches to spike, or at least invited them onto the field to take part in the celebration, because they were the ones who made that score possible. But don't tell that to Randy, it would only take away from the glory he believes he deserves for being as great as he is. Click here for the whole article

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	wait, if he sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of winter...and if he doesn't, we have 6 weeks til spring? isn't that the same fucking thing? give me a break, just send the troops somewhere useful. like a fucking groundhog is the next target!!

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Awww C'mon the ground hog is a national treasure! we have to protect it from those that would marr it, taint it or destroy it! Awww Fuck it! every time I see one on the highway I aim for it! "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 1-18-02 @ 1:05 PM

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