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Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 9:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	I will leave this world on 10-22-41. Deathclock.com LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 1-21-02 @ 10:51 PM

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 9:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i have until sunday, sept. 7, 2059 My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 9:47 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	7/17/2046, but that's pretty damn good considering how old I already am. Guess you won't be getting rid of me that quick after all...and no, that's not a challenge. *****All posts imply sarcasm/humor even if not obvious*****

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 9:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	Well I don't know about me but my grandmother is leaving tomorrow. Leukemia is a bitch.

Mr. Brownstone	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 9:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Well I don't know about me but my grandmother is leaving tomorrow. Same here, give or take a day. Cancer sucks the big one. This space for sale. I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...

HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Normal: Sunday, October 31, 2055 (age 79) Pessimistic: Tuesday, September 18, 2035 (age 59) Sadistic: Saturday, October 31, 2015 (age 39) Optimistic: Sunday, January 17, 2077 (age 100) This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 1-21-02 @ 10:13 PM

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Tuesday, March 18, 2081 hey im gonna live to 99, not bad. I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow.

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	November 22, 2060....FBd...you are like 5 how am I living longer than you?? Heartbreaker you've got the best of me But I just keep on comin' back incessantly Oh why did you have to run your game on me I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Well, my personality Varies for every different day so I tried all four: Optomistic: Wednesday, May 15, 2080 Normal: Wednesday, March 30, 2061 Pessimistic: Tuesday, February 7, 2051 Sadistic: Friday, March 29, 2024 Apparently you can be evil and live to long... The Man In The Shadows Point Your Mindless Drivel Here or Tell Me Personally

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:06 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Pessimistic = Monday, September 17, 2035 Sadistic = Saturday, October 22, 2011 Optimistic = Wednesday, December 10, 2059. I tried the rest also. EDIT quote: Apparently you can be evil and live to long... Not true I will be 36 if the sadistic one is right LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 1-21-02 @ 10:12 PM

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: FBd...you are like 5 how am I living longer than you?? i used sadistic.early death My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Mr. Brownstone / YellowDiscipline Please take it to the Dana Dillon Forum. Thank you. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:21 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Please take it to the Dana Dillon Forum. How did that twat get her own forum? LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

OAAWITE	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:25 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	February 9, 2002!? What the fuck? Is this thing accurate?

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I got Saturday, January 10, 2060. A guy at my work did this and he was suppost to day a month ago, he is still living. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens* Over The Limit

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	Optimistic:Sunday, November 19, 2079 Normal:Monday, October 19, 2054 Pessimistic:Saturday, August 31, 2041 Sadistic:Thursday, October 19, 2017 Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001 Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!!111

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:32 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: What the fuck? Is this thing accurate? I hope it is for you LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Squidward	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 11:57 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	11/27/2047. Not too bad, I'll be 73.

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:04 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: February 9, 2002!? uh-oh. sucks to be you man. In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:10 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	Tuesday, November 21, 2062 WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" God Bless America

NJopposition	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:16 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	6-12-36 on pessimistic mode

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 3:46 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	January 17, 2071 I LOVE THE MORON

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	5/22/88. I've been dead for 14 years. That's about right.

RonRon5477	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 7:19 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Monday, February 13, 2051 Nice, the day before Valentine's. I guess i won't have to buy my spouse a gift that year. Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477

Turk408	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 7:35 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Friday August 23, 2047. (normal) Monday July,1 2030(pessimistic)still not too bad Monday August 23,2010(sadistic)sheeeeeit. Tuesday October 18,2072(optimistic) yeah right. Didn't this thing have a questionnaire you had to answer?? I remember one like this from a few yrs back. It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness.

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