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Flock of Moosen
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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 7:34 PM      
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After hearing Ant go off about divorce settlements during the Neil Diamond Bitches That'll Git Ya segment, I was wondering what you all thought the wife is actually owed.
I think if the wife does contribute to the husband's career, then I am all for them getting 50%, but the laws we have today are way out of control. Some money grubbing whore who is only in it for the money can be married for a matter of weeks or months to someone worth millions and is automatically entitled to half? Bull-Fucking-Shit is what I say to that!
Here is what I propose.
Proposal #1: If the woman has absolutely nothing to do with the man's career, then that 50% should be cut to 25%. They only get the full 50% if they were an equal partner in the man's earnings.
Proposal #2: Percentage is based on how long the marriage lasted.
0-1 yr. = 5%
2 yrs. = 10%
3 yrs. = 15%
4 yrs. = 20%
5 yrs. = 25%
6 yrs. = 30%
7 yrs. = 35%
8 yrs. = 40%
9 yrs. = 45%
10+ yrs. = 50%

Let's see those who are truly in it for the money stick out the 10 years if they want half.

I know this may piss off some of the ladies of the board, but if you feel you are automatically entitled to half just because you said I do at the altar, then you are a money grubbing whore.



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This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 1-24-02 @ 7:35 PM
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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
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I think the Flock is gonna have a blue cock, when the Mrs. spies this errent little post. :D









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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
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quote:

just because you said I do at the altar, then you are a money grubbing whore.



well said my friend...well said.




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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 7:45 PM      
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I just thank the lord every day that i'm not married.=)


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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
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quote:

I think the Flock is gonna have a blue cock, when the Mrs. spies this errent little post.

I thought it was blue balls? Either way Flock is going to be a little backed up for a while, better break out those old Playboys you tucked away in your mattress.

Well regarding the question, what should women get in a divorce; A sponge and the vacuum cleaner.


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This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 1-24-02 @ 7:50 PM
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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 7:47 PM      
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Are you getting a divorce?

If not when The Mrs reads this you will.

But very well said.


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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 7:47 PM      
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women should get NOTHING. if they didnt have a job and save money, tough luck. the only way they should get a cut is if there was a joint account and both contributed. also, if there are kids involved 50% is reasonable.


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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
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quote:

9 yrs. = 45%

I could say alot more, but I won't.


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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
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Women are entitled to give me oral sex, and then go make me dinner, If they know whats good for them.




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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:22 PM      
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quote:

Women are entitled to give me oral sex, and then go make me dinner, If they know whats good for them.


i change my answer to that. :D


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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:32 PM      
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Marriage scares me. I don't want to give any girl any of my shit. I'll stay single forever.



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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
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quote:

Women are entitled to give me oral sex, and then go make me dinner, If they know whats good for them.


Big surprise that you're all posting here instead of hanging out with some babe ;)
As for who gets what - if there are no kids involved, you get out what you brought in. If the woman didn't work, then she gets nothing. If the woman didn't work outside the home, but raised the kids, she's definitely entitled to a fair share of the money.

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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
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quote:

I'll stay single forever.



As a twenty-one year old virgin, it seems that you're on your way to living that dream.


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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 10:56 PM      
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quote:

Women are entitled to give me oral sex, and then go make me dinner, If they know whats good for them.

[carlin]Hey, which one of you cute little cupcakes wants to come home with and cook me a nice meal and give me a blowjob? BLOWJOB![/carlin]

COINCIDENCE? I think not. But seriously, don't you want the dinner first and then the blowjob? they're gonna be tasting the soup or whatever, and that spoon with spooge traces is going back into the pot. Ergo, making you a Rick Delgado fag for eating your own stuff.



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posted on 01-24-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
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i think you're reading too much into it, there's gotta be some kind of time limit on that. i mean, if it's been a while, by the time she's tasting your soup, there shouldn't really be any spooge remnents left.

anyway, if the couple specifically make the decision that the woman stay home instead of working, then i think she's owed some kind of compensation, i mean, you can't expect her to stay home and look after you and your home then turn her out with no income and no marketable skills. and of course if there's kids, you should pay your share to raise them. otherwise, you leave with what you brought into it. those money grubbing whores piss me off, not all women are greedy psycho whore bitches but we all get the label...:(



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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
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quote:

Women are entitled to give me oral sex, and then go make me dinner, If they know whats good for them.



If thats The case theN * uhmmM* weLL then Im entitleD to wHOoP your aZz .. tiLL YoU givE to me as MuCH as iD give to YOuR sorry Azz :) eheh

WerE entitleD to anything we wanT iF we can put our minds and CleaveR thouGHt into iT .. and we always wiN and wiLL concouR ALL ehhe :)
* thiS coming from a single giRl For monthS now SOo thatS porbly why im stiLL singEl ! SHurgS*

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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
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It all depends on the financial jobs and money they go into the marriage with. I'm tired of the guys getting raked across the coals with the fucking divorce laywers. It's so fucking dispicable. Disgusting.



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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 1:59 PM      
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quote:

What women are entitled to



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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
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I feel that what you enter the relationship with is what you exit the relationship with. No exceptions. Whatever is acquired during the marriage is split 50-50 as long as it was acquired jointly. By that I mean if you purchased a home during your marriage and it was bought with only money the husband made before he married you, well I guess on top of being divorced you are homeless also. If you wanted half you should have paid for half of it. No free rides even if you have a snatch.

I am sick and tired of some women thinking 2 years of marriage lands them a life long monthly income, a car and a home. Do I sound bitter?

I am little jaded. It's rubbed off. lol



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This message was edited by njstrawberry on 1-25-02 @ 8:05 PM
windowlck
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
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0-1 yr. = Nothing
2 yrs. = Nothing
3 yrs. = Nothing
4 yrs. = Nothing
5 yrs. = Nothing
6 yrs. = Nothing
7 yrs. = Nothing
8 yrs. = Nothing
9 yrs. = Nothing
10+ yrs. = Nothing


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luvbum
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
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I have a better idea. DONT GET A DIVORCE!!! When you tie the knot, you are making an oath to god. Its bad enough to break a promise but to do it to god is even worse. I will never get married because I know there is not a man in the world I wont get sick of one day.

I have things to blame this on.
1)Men for being so gosh darn pathetic. DONT BE SO FOOLISH
2)Bottom feeding woman who are not stable enough to go out and make their own money.


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
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They are entitled to nothing, it should be when they deserve and earned.


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
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To clear some things up here, no this has nothing to do with the Mrs. and I. I know most of you live for rumors around here, but there is none here to be whispered about.
With that said I'd like to thank Hybrid and Strawberry for bringing up some things I forgot to include in my little rant.

Hybrid said:
quote:

The only way they should get a cut is if there was a joint account and both contributed. Also, if there are kids involved 50% is reasonable.

Yes, if there is a joint account, the woman is most definitely entitled to half of that.

Strawberry said:
quote:

I feel that what you enter the relationship with is what you exit the relationship with. No expections. Whatever is acquired during the marriage is split 50-50 as long as it was acquired jointly.

Exactly! If you split up then you take what you brought into the marriage as well as splitting all things that were purchased together. You don't get to rape the man for things you made no contribution to. Unfortunately the justice system sees differently.

If you meet those criterias, then you are more than entitled to take 50%, but if you don't then refer to my proposals listed in the first post as to what you should get.



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