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OAgirl25
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hey everyone, I want to kow if u swallow and why. I think it's a cruel thing to do, so I never have done it.
:):):)

donotkidme
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

I think it's a cruel thing to do, so I never have done it.



coming from the girl who shoves things up people's asses.
who the hell is it cruel for????




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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hey everyone, I want to kow if u swallow and why. I think it's a cruel thing to do, so I never have done it.




I have always found it is crueler when I bust and the bitch coughs it up all over my junk, and then she runs all the way to the bathroom to spit out and rinse.

I mean, Christ, it's not like devil's spawn or any thing, it's just banana juice.


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donotkidme
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
gotta love the gag reflex




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TigerTat
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
Just because you're mom told you a watermelon would grow in your stomach if you swallowed a watermelon seed, does not mean a man will grow in your stomach if you swallow man seed.



I'll eat your a**hole in front of everybody... I'll f**k you 'till you love me!

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Suzie
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Do u swallow?


Yes.

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OAgirl25
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hey donotkidme, no, I do not shove anything in people's ases. i think tat's sick.
I think swallwoig is cruel because the poor prm are happily swiming thinking tey will get to an egg. Instead they fall into a pool of gatric acid.
SPERM HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!
:):):)

donotkidme
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

SPERM HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!



lmfao!!!!!

ye the same way my cervix does too




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FirstTime LongTime
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

ye the same way my cervix does too



I say we investigate this matter further...Wanna form a study group?? Purely for scientific reasons of course...

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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:59 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I think swallwoig is cruel because the poor prm are happily swiming thinking tey will get to an egg. Instead they fall into a pool of gatric acid.
SPERM HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!



Yeah, I feel the same way, OAGirl. That's why I give them fresh air and room to move about when I bust my nut and write my name on girls' forheads. Either that or I go for a good ol runny chin omelette.


I used to date this one girl who wanted me to fuck her and then shoot into her mouth. hen she wanted me to bust on her back. Are there just some girls who like to cover themselves in man-juice? Cuz I sure as hell don't wanna cover myself in tuna-water.


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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Suzie said...

Yes.
I haven't been that turned on by three letters since Alkey told me that he has H-I-V.



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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:58 AM      
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I would rather shoot it on your face OAgirl25.


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mother shucker
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
I think a well timed donkey punch to the back of your head would make you change your mind...........taste like chicken.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
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quote:

I haven't been that turned on by three letters since Alkey told me that he has H-I-V.




LMMFYBO!!!!

quote:

I want to know if u swallow and why



Yes. Because it's good for me. At least that what they all tell me.




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CJMello
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Suzie, God bless you.

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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Maiden name, Spits. So which is it baby, Spits or Swallows?

I say it's the girls decision. IF she wants to the great, if she wants to turn away. No complaints.


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donotkidme
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Wasn't there some thread that sperm swallowing caused weight loss?




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Norton's Victim
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Wasn't there some thread that sperm swallowing caused weight loss?

YES




"You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets or you can come to terms and realize you're the only one who cannot forgive yourself. It makes much more sense, to live in the present tense." - Pearl Jam

This message was edited by Norton's Victim on 1-29-02 @ 12:57 PM
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Wasn't there some thread that sperm swallowing caused weight loss?



Yes, and I responded that I guess that why only fat chicks have been swallowing my cum as of late.

As a follow up to that story, the girls have lost weight from sucking my mule. They know have dumped me, and one of them is about to marry Charlie Sheen, or Shehan , or something like that.


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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Why bother doing it if you aren't going to swallow? Of course I do.



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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Cuz I sure as hell don't wanna cover myself in tuna-water.



I don't know why...but that made me chuckle...

And yes...


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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Why bother doing it if you aren't going to swallow?
If only more women thought like you RF....the world might be a little better of a place than it is now.


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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:41 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I want to kow if u swallow

of course


why don't you try it sometime, you might actually enjoy it.

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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
i am in heaven of rf, suzie and fmfb...thank you ladies

CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

I think it's a cruel thing to do

ummm...what??

And yea i do...so i guess that makes me a mean heartless person?


You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that.
You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees.
I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want
and if only you could see into me....



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