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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 7:15 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00


If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches & pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, though no fault of yours, something goes wrong,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can ignore a friends limited education and never correct him/her,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, or politics,

Then, my friend,

You are ALMOST as good as your dog!

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"Nothing Or Nobody Should Ever Stand In The Way Of A Girl's Quest For A Good Cock"--Jennie

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Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 8:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Your thought has been filed, and registered. Thank you for using opieanthony.com!
The prison bear awaits your hot love touch!



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink. FN Moron is my brother in weed, indeed.
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 8:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
i was thinking that the best Pop Tarts are the ones with the S'mores filling. those fucking rock.



QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
i only read the first and last last lines of that little ditty, and i was quite satisfied with just that.


AIM | E-MAIL
Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
One glance at the first one, and you can count me out. Wonderful, GIRL. I'm sure it will be appreciated by others as well. :)

OAgirl25
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 10:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
All u need now is to stop getting ass-fucked.
:):):)

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
OAGirl....I want to bend you over and shove a nice hard salami up your ass till it bleeds....do I need help?


The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA




OAgirl25
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

fill me with your rape sauce
This says it all.

*And to whomever thought it up, I have to say pure genius!
quote:

do I need help?
I don't know, but may I assist you anyway in violating OAgirl with a month-old stale french roll?





This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 1-30-02 @ 10:51 PM
OAgirl25
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hey FeelMyFunBags, u will need a lot of help to such a thing. Because nothing goes into my ass, well, maybe except my hubby, but i doubt it.
:):):)

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hubby? HUBBY? Ok.... this is Marion isn't it? I can only think of one woman that can be soooo annoying and yet be married!



Eat shit and die :)
AIM


Snoteater
posted on 01-31-2002 @ 12:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
oagirl52 is a MAN BABY!!!!! Yeah!!!



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 01-31-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
That's as may be, Amy, but reverting back to Gonzo's incest/beastiality thread, I'm better than my dog in that my penis has a head, and doesn't have a knot in the middle that swells up so that my semen can coagulate.



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