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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
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Fucking FOX has to rooin every movie. Friday they are going to have American Pie on. When they edit out all the curses and good parts the movie will be about 30 minutes long.

What other movies has Network TV destroy


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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:08 PM      
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Though they're always on cable, not network tv, these are always butchered:

Casino
Blazing Saddles
National Lampoon's Animal House


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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
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Roadhouse... Every so often it is played on TBS and they edited everything good out. Makes the movie not worth watching.

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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
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I agree with the blazing saddles example. They kill that. And what's worse is when Comedy Central shows it, they add in those awful extra scences. Kills the whole movie.



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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High




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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
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Worst transfer to TV is none other than Scarface (1983)




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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:33 PM      
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GS - I totaly forgot about that one.

What about The Breakfast Club when they show it on TBS or USA


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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
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pretty much every movie ever. all the good parts are always edited out.


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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:47 PM      
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Pulp Fiction - completely ruined. There's no way you can make an "airline" version of that movie without completely ruining it!




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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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Do The Right Thing
Goodfellas

Any movie really




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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 1:12 AM      
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The Big Lebowski. Don't recall the network, but the entire scene when Walter and The Dude pay Larry Sellers (by the In-and-Out Burger) a visit, was completely removed. And I mean completely. That was outrageous.

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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 11:06 AM      
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Predator gets pretty cut up with the cursing. Especially when they screw with the 'One ugly Mother Fucker' line.


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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 11:16 AM      
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Why even show Porky's on TV?


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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
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I saw BASEketball on USA once. It was so badly shredded that I couldn't finish.

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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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Barney goes to Paris really loses a lot.


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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
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quote:

I saw BASEketball on USA once



I guess that means I shouldn't waste my time on Orgazmo if it comes on cable.


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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
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quote:

I guess that means I shouldn't waste my time on Orgazmo if it comes on cable.

Not unless you want to see a nice story about a Mormon guy who accidentally gets into porno playing a superhero, but when his girl is kidnapped by the porn director, he becomes a true superhero.

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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
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quote:

Predator gets pretty cut up with the cursing.

Most R rated movies are butchered obviously. But they do an especially good job of butchering Arnold movies.


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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
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You really want to curse again, huh?

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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 5:25 PM      
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its funny when they replace the "naughty" words with goofy "acceptable" words, bacause it sounds so stupid. but it sucks when networks take the easy way out and cut out entire scenes rather that actually editing them.


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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
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does anyone remember Mallrats on ABC where they eliminated all drug references, Jay sounded completely different, "phat karate punch" and of course making it more disgusting by switching Brodie farting on Renee to PUKING on her




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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 10:15 PM      
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quote:

You really want to curse again, huh?







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OABrokenjaw (10:12:14 PM): why should I asshole?
SmarterChild (10:12:15 PM): Um, that's a little offensive...
OABrokenjaw (10:12:23 PM): Fuckin Twat
OABrokenjaw (10:12:30 PM): kiss my ass
SmarterChild (10:12:42 PM): Could you please use more... decorous language?
SmarterChild (10:12:42 PM): That's not a very nice thing to say.
OABrokenjaw (10:12:50 PM): FUCK YOU
SmarterChild (10:12:51 PM): Wow. That is HARSH.
OABrokenjaw (10:12:57 PM): SUCK MY ASS
SmarterChild (10:12:58 PM): Uh... You're rude.
OABrokenjaw (10:13:03 PM): BLOW ME
SmarterChild (10:13:05 PM): Um, that's not a very cool thing to say.
OABrokenjaw (10:13:15 PM): ummmm BUTT PLUG?
SmarterChild (10:13:16 PM): Uh... I beg your pardon?
OABrokenjaw (10:13:27 PM): lick my sack
SmarterChild (10:13:28 PM): Interesting!
OABrokenjaw (10:13:32 PM): kiss ass
SmarterChild (10:13:32 PM): Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
OABrokenjaw (10:13:41 PM): whats that? Fuck nut
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Are, well... one such person.
OABrokenjaw (10:13:57 PM): cum sucker
SmarterChild (10:13:58 PM): Huh. That's too bad.
OABrokenjaw (10:14:12 PM): Blow me asshole
SmarterChild (10:14:13 PM): You're relentless, aren't you?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
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I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
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: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
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quote:

does anyone remember Mallrats on ABC where they eliminated all drug references, Jay sounded completely different, "phat karate punch" and of course making it more disgusting by switching Brodie farting on Renee to PUKING on her

that was the most awful thing ever. i saw it when they played it on FX along with a kevin smith appearance on that awful jillian barberie talk show thing.


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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
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They really mess up Problem child. It just doesn't make it believable anymore.


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