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av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I'm bored and this could be fun. We all remember learning these. What are your favorites? I never forget this one: There once was a man from Nantucket, who's dick was so long he could suck it. As he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, if my ass was a cunt, i'd fuck it. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Let's take a blast to the moon baby I sit around wishing you well How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always wanna swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear Why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away Where were you when I was down? Staring into the dead My pain is caused by my pleasure My soul mate lives in your body I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farewell But don't ever try to understand the situation Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Norton's Victim	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:57 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	I once knew a man from Nantucket and let me tell you, the stories about him were greatly exagerated. And now... Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came a spider and slipped one inside her and said, "See, I'm not gay". The Rules of being Steve: 1) Be desireless 2) Be excellent 3) Be gone -The Tao of Steve

ClusterF@#$	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:06 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Dice, comment? Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	She was just old enough to drink wine But the Prez had her play sixty-nine He used her for jiz And sometimes to whiz But never did enter her gyne. Quote of the Dayssssss - "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - E Hemmingway

Turk408	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:08 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	From the John Valby archives.... There once was a man from Wheeling, who pounded his pud with great feeling, just like a trout, he'd stick his mouth out and wait for the drops from the Ceiling!!!! It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness.

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Dice, comment? This site says it all. Best I've seen so far. Visit this Website Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 5:59 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	DIG that is the worst site I have ever seen LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: DIG that is the worst site I have ever seen You're welcomed. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Jack Meehoff Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	There once was a guy named Ben who had sex with your best friend he shut the shades then got aids now he wants to do it again There once was a kid named Kyle Who sat down on the tile He felt a little ill Until It came out in a pile AIM\|Email\|Click Here All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: This site says it all. Best I've seen so far. You obviously havent looked for long. Listen while I load my gun He said to me Something 'bout a chosen one It's comin' back to me Watch him while I taste the sun He said to me Something 'bout a chosen one You'll never be....

TylerDurden	posted on 02-12-2002 @ 3:02 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	"There once was a woman named Alice She used dynamite for a phallus They found her vagina In northern China And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas." A friend of mine read that out loud in English class in 7th grade... needless to say he got tossed. Help me Jeebus!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:15 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	There once was a young man named Froy, Running websites did he enjoy. He forsake getting laid, Since he'd rather get paid. Only asskissers did he employ. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Alison Stern	posted on 02-12-2002 @ 9:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	There was a young lady from Wheeling Who tended to lack sexual feelings 'till a Psych named Boris simply touched her clitoris and she had to be scraped off the ceiling

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:07 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	There once was a man named enis...

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:22 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: There once was a man named enis... Then he was murdered and Bill was really upset. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: There once was a man named enis... and he went to see Eddie Murphy perform and Bill got upset at all the cursing. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* é O

Donny	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 6:50 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	There once was a lad named Durkin who was always jerkin' his gherkin. Said father to Durkin, quit jerkin' your gherkin, 'Cause your gherkin's fer ferkin, not jerkin. ________________________________________________________ Tools are tools whether they have 1 post or 1000 posts. IkeaBoy

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