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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:05 PM      
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The common belief is that if going back in time was possible, then whatever you changed then would in turn affect the present.
Now I know some people would be afraid to do this for fear of losing what they have now, but if you could somehow keep the good things in your present life and change the bad parts, what would it be.
For me I would have to say I'd love to be a sports star or a musician. I would kill for that fame and fortune. Hell, it's gotta be better than this 9-5 bullshit!



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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
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i would try to take over the world. if it wont change whats going on now, whats the problem? :D


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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
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There's so many things I wish were different that I don't know if any one in particular takes presedence over the other. But, I guess I'd start college again with a clear head, a definite idea of what I want to accomplish, and finish in four years. Damn you Flock for making me think of everything I've fucked up in my life!





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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:25 PM      
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quote:

i would try to take over the world.

Having a wee bit of an identity crisis, no? ;)




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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
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I wouldnt have read this thread. :)

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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:45 PM      
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While there are certainly decisions I have made in life that I have later questioned, I don't think I would actually change anything.

We make decisions every day, and sometimes they don't come out the way we expected, but that is what makes us who we are. To change the past is to change the very fiber of our being. I am happy with the person I am, and would rather not dwell on what could have been.



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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
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quote:

Damn you Flock for making me think of everything I've fucked up in my life!

Anytime Alkey. You know I luv ya dude! :)



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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:57 PM      
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Be the first one who posted the blatently obvious "not have read this thread" joke


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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
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... I would fuck Cleopatra in DAS DOOMPER.



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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
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quote:

I wouldnt have read this thread.

quote:

Be the first one who posted the blatently obvious "not have read this thread" joke.

Excuse me for trying to bring back a little intelligent discussion to this board.
Why even fucking bother anymore? :(



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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
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Actually Moosen, I wasn't making fun of you in this thread. I was surprised that it took more than 3 posts for that joke to be said.

If I could go back in time, I would start over from 5th grade. That's where it all went wrong when I decided to play hockey and soccer exclusively instead of also playing little league. That's right. I didn't play little league! A heterosexual American boy who didn't play little league?

I missed out on a ton of shit becuase of that.


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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
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Funny you should mention it Flock. Was thinking about this yesterday. I'd probably write a letter to myself and go back to maybe my junior year of High School and slip it in my locker. The letter would be a list of all the stupid shit I have done and advice on what to do so these things don't happen again. And maybe a note to have my father get his heart checked out a little more regularly than he did. Sucks sometimes to be having the time of your life and not being able to tell your father how much fun you're having.

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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
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Id like to say I thought about it, and wouldn't change anything.. but only because I feel that there's still time to do all those things that I want to do and just haven't gotten around to yet.

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Anger problem?
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:49 PM      
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quote:

Excuse me for trying to bring back a little intelligent discussion to this board.
Why even fucking bother anymore?

Sorry about that little outburst. Just a little pissed off about something tonight. Please continue to discuss.



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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:53 PM      
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didn't i reply to this thread like a month ago?



have some chuckles

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This message was edited by Drusilla on 2-12-02 @ 8:57 PM
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:55 PM      
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What a bunch of selfish bastards :D

Nobody would even try to change anything bigger? Something that effects more than themselves or immediate families?

Nobody would go back to 8:30am september 11 and get on a flight from boston?

Nobody would go back to November 2000 and tell the voters of florida to make sure they punch their chad all the way through?

Nobody would tip off the employees nearing retirement at enron?

I'm awfully dissapointed...




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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:31 PM      
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sorry to disappoint, but this was what i said last time.


quote:

one the one extreme to depress everyone - i would have tried to make my brother stay home with me instead of going to that party that got him killed.


on the other extreme to lighten the mood again, i would have learned to ski at a very young age.







have some chuckles

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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
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I would find Black Earl from the past and warn him about the Public File.

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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
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Barch that would cause a paradox of cataclysmic proportions and would end the world.

We are more responsible than that.


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Anger problem?
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I hate the fucking mud!
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
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Drusilla, could you post the link to this other thread?
If I knew there was another like this I wouldn't have started a new one, but for the life of me I really don't remember another dealing with this subject.
If there is, then I am sorry.

***EDIT*** - Nevermind! I just found it and now I feel like a moron.


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This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 2-12-02 @ 11:09 PM
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:52 PM      
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quote:

***EDIT*** - Nevermind! I just found it and now I feel like a moron.

This is a first, I am locking a thread by moron, oh I mean Flock. ;)


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