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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
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I was riding in a truck(big suv) with a few friends after a horrible downpour, we're driving down a road with about a foot or two of standing water on it, car comes from the opposite direction with its window down, driver hits the gas causing a huge wave to enter open window of oncoming car causing driver to get drenched. Was it wrong to laugh out loud for hours after this incident?

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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
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Hilarious. Too bad nobody threw in a dead fish to go with it.





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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
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its fucking hilarious...when i am in a bad mood, i aim for people that are walking down the street or waiting at bus stops :)

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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
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Hilarious. I applaud your efforts, my friend! Keep up the debauchary!



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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:49 PM      
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i would consider that the funniest thing ever...as long as it wasnt my open window




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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:10 PM      
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That is hilarious. And a dead fish would have topped it off perfectly. Hopefully that story will spawn other hilarious laughs at other peoples expense.

For instance. A couple months ago, I was walking back from lunch with about five of buddies from work. Ahead of us, on the same side of the road, were about five other people (in their late 40s-50s) who were walking towards us, probably to the same eating establishment we were coming from.

As this is Boston, and the Big Dig permeates the entire city, one of the guys was looking at the construction for a second as he walked. As these people were right in front of us, and only about 15 feet away, I saw it clearly as, after a scant three steps with his eyes fixated on a cool crane, he walked face first into a thick metal construction sign with the side of his face.

His nose (and I can't convey the magnitude here) literally EXPLODED. Suicide attempts have less blood. He fell to the ground in a heep and his friends all jumped to his side, and my first reaction was to whisper to my friends as we sidestepped the bloodbath and the high-pitched girlie squeaks, "don't laugh....yet".

Once we were a safe distance away of about 30 feet, we all doubled over in laughter and to this day that is the go to "at least you're not that guy" when one of us does something embarassing or stupid.




This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-13-02 @ 2:36 PM
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:39 PM      
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Am I the only responsible one here? This is not funny!!! It is totally NOT funny!!!

It would have only been funny if I was there to see it.





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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
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we had a camera in the car but no one thought to take a picture and he wouldn't go back and try to do it again.

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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:16 AM      
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hilarious!
quote:

Am I the only responsible one here? This is not funny!!! It is totally NOT funny!!!

It would have only been funny if I was there to see it.

good one...

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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:44 AM      
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the only thing that would make it funnier would be if somehow the other truck exploded. i'm not sure how but it would be funny




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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:42 AM      
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quote:

Was it wrong to laugh out loud for hours after this incident?
Funny.
quote:

Once we were a safe distance away of about 30 feet, we all doubled over in laughter and to this day that is the go to "at least you're not that guy" when one of us does something embarassing or stupid.
OAAWITE, you are an awful human being to allow this poor man's misfortune become the object of ridicule not just for you (sick fuck), but for your neanderthal friends. You, sir, disappoint me.
quote:

the only thing that would make it funnier would be if somehow the other truck exploded. i'm not sure how but it would be funny
It would be funny on so many levels...


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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 7:14 AM      
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both stories are fuckin hilarious.

quote:

OAAWITE, you are an awful human being to allow this poor man's misfortune become the object of ridicule not just for you (sick fuck), but for your neanderthal friends. You, sir, disappoint me.

oh calm down you and your conscience! ;)


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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:32 AM      
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Well, you really can't control what your friends do, so I probably would have laughed, too. Why would someone have their window down in a downpour anyway? I would have thought they wanted to get wet! But, you do always have to think about the other side, which is karma. I would only laugh if it was happening to someone else, not myself.

quote:

OAAWITE, you are an awful human being to allow this poor man's misfortune become the object of ridicule not just for you (sick fuck), but for your neanderthal friends. You, sir, disappoint me.


While this person is not one of my favorite people here thus far, I can say that in his shoes, I would probably laugh at the guy, too. I mean, how many times have I walked into something because I was preoccupied with something else? And, each time, its funny. It's unfortunately the guy busted his nose open, but I'm sure even he is laughing about it now.



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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:35 AM      
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That is fucking funny as hell!!!! I wish I was there to see it. It is never wrong to laugh at someone else's misfortune because they would do it to you.



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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
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fucking hilarious to bad theres no video....





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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
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That's definitely hilarious. Throwing things in passing cars is always funny.

Drive with Big Kev in the city some day, I've seen him throw empty bottles, loose change, and a big wad of Double Bubble in people's cars.


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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
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I'm sure that water wasn't teaming with parasitic bacteria or anything. It's funny 'cause it wasn't me.

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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
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It definately wasn't wrong, it was fucking hilarious. It's always great to be able to witness others misfortunes, just as long as that other person is never me.

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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 1:39 AM      
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quote:

its fucking hilarious...when i am in a bad mood, i aim for people that are walking down the street or waiting at bus stops




i have so done that.

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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 1:46 AM      
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I think my fate as hell-destined was sealed well before I laughed at the guy with the busted up face.

I'm pretty sure that the first time I actually typed in the words "dead baby" into Yahoo's search engine, there was no turning back.



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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 7:19 AM      
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you're doomed.


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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 7:31 PM      
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My vote goes to f'n hilarious.

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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
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Man this reminds me of when I was in high school. We used to play a game called 'watch it man' the day after a big rain storm. We'd go around to bus stops and what not with big puddles there and drive by doing 45 or so soaking everyone....then the passenger would hang out the window and yell 'watch it man'...heh heh....the good old days.

One time we hit such a huge puddle, the wave washed this guy's toupe off his head.....lmao




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This message was edited by av8er on 2-14-02 @ 7:55 PM
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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
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quote:

aim for people that are walking down the street or waiting at bus stops



That shit was Funny .. but man i cant belive somonE eleS aimS fur peoples .. aHHH its bad ass Karma . imm soo into that but hey if somone did you wrong now you gota re pay it ya knoW ... whatever FloatS yrE Boat :)


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