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windowlck
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:02 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Is this an Unlucky lottery or a case of it sucks to be you?
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Police: Man Dies After Falling on his Coffee Mug

(WINS) Feb. 22, 2002 4:00 pm
SEAFORD, N.Y. (AP) -- The results of an autopsy were pending Friday on a man who apparently bled to death after falling on the shards of a broken coffee mug he was carrying.

Joseph Stoyer, 51, was standing outside his apartment building at about 6:15 a.m. Thursday when the apparent freak accident occurred, Nassau County police said.

"Somehow he falls, the cup shatters, he lands on one of the sharp pieces of the cup," Det. Lt. Frank Guidice, commander of the homicide squad, told Newsday.

Stoyer was found face-down on the sidewalk by a jogger. He was taken to New Island Hospital in Bethpage, were he was pronounced dead.

Police listed the death as "undetermined," although there were no signs of foul play. Diane Markunas, a spokeswoman for the Nassau County medical examiner, said the cause of death had not yet been determined.



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This message was edited by windowlck on 2-23-02 @ 11:02 AM
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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:05 AM      
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considering that the cause was NOT his own stupidity, no matter how stupid the effect was.. I'ld have to say it's a case of "Sucks to be you" most definitely


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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:31 AM      
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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:38 AM      
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yep thats a sucks to be you right there

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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:38 AM      
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definitely sucks to be you.

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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
It's sucks to be you, but I have a different reasoning: If you're unlucky, but its something you did... something you either controlled, or is the cause of human actions, is "sucks to be you".
Hmmmmm,... now that I think of it,... the lady who died when the Rockaway plane fell on her was unlucky lottery... I dunno... we're gonna have to ask O&A for their official definitions.



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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
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Most definitely sucks to be you. Falling like that onto the cup can happen at anytime. It's not like that is a million to one odds of happening, it's just clumsiness.



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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sucks to be you.Damn when it's your time, it's really your time.That's a fucked up way to go.

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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 2:32 PM      
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Not only does it sucks to be you but he died right after realizing that all the names he just heard were from wanted posters on the wall.




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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 7:46 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I strongly disagree with everybody here.

My opinion only - since this game is relatively new to me (as a new listener). How the hell can it be "Sucks to be You" when you die? Seems like that is irrelevant at that point. It would suck to be you if you had to live with something that you were responsible for. If you kill yourself, you can be accused of being stupid, or an idiot, or a Darwin Award candidate, etc, but Sucks to Be You? No way.

Perhaps, Sucks to Have Been You. ....maybe

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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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I see your 'Sucks to Have Been You' and I raise you a 'Sucks to have been you at the time when you were alive shortly before your untimely, accidental, and completely retarded bone head move that rendered you lifeless, cold, and dead, cuz you had no idea that the grim reaper was knock knock knockin on bonehead's door'. Yes definitely falls into that category, and I think the game should be renamed. Also, please someone make the rules less complicated for Donny.

Perhaps we can play another game.... hey Donny... Douche or dressing?

Due to the fact that people fall all the time, and people always get cut and nicked by everyday objects, this is definitely a case of 'sucks to be you.'


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This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 2-25-02 @ 11:41 AM
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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
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quote:

Perhaps we can play another game.... hey Donny... Douche or dressing?
He seems much more the "feel up your sister fo Breuer tickets" type to me.

btw... I thought for sure this one was a "sucks to be you" but, it has a happy ending...Visit this Website (warning: series of photos on a single page. might take days for dial-ups)





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This message was edited by barch97 on 2-25-02 @ 12:14 PM
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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Definitely 'sucks to be you.' Can you imagine what this guy's karma must have been? Hell, one time I slipped on a banana peel and fell head-long into a tank full of piranhas, rusty nail bits, and streptococcal bacteria, and the worst I got was a scratchy throat, and a severe case of razor burn.

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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
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Sucks to be you.

Barch what is that link for. It's not working


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barch97
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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:19 PM      
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Oops! I just fixed it.



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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
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Barch that belongs in the wouldnt belive it if I didnt see it forum


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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
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Those pictures are obviously fakes.



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