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dumpbutton
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
this is a fun fun site . the lowest of humanity come here to speak. heres what they have to say about what theyd liketo do to the olsen twins

WWW.UNCELEBRITY.COM
What People want to do with Olsen Twins


id shove a shotgun in each of there c*nts and blow there c*nts out there *sses and watch them die
persuade them to have a boob-job like Britney alleged to have.
I´d like to lay down and have them rub their cute feet all over my face.
i would have them eat each other's crap and then french kiss each other. then i would lick their feet and ass. then i would nibble on their pussies until they both shot warm wet girly cum all over my face
I would like them both to rub their cute feet all over my face.
I would eat Ashley out while Mary-Kate sucked Jodie Sweetin's feet and Jodie sucked Candace Cameron's pussy.
xxx
see them perform with a double dong
Dose them both heavily with ecstacy, then have a friend lock the three of us into a padded closet all night long.
each of them has one of my balls in their mouth,while they are on their knees, all three of us naked and then they begin to kiss each other while each one of them has her hand wrapped around my cock slowly jerking me off
Fuck one of them up the ass while the other one goes down on her.
tell them to go to hell because they are "has beens".
I would get a video camera and watch them having a lesbian orgy with Jodie Sweetin. They would all be butt-naked and rubbing and kissing on each other. The Olsen twins would rub their feet all over Jodie's face and she would suck them. Then the Olsen's would deep-throat Jodie's feet. They would rub her spit-covered feet against their hot pussies. Then Jodie would finger her cunt while the Olsens got in the scissors position and rubbed their pussies together until they squirted their cum on each other. Then Ashley would eat Jodie out while Mary-Kate rode Jodie's face. Then the Olsens would spit in Jodie's asshole and suck it hard. They would take turns sucking and lapping away at Jodie's hot wet pussy. Her eyes would roll back as she moaned and squirted cum on the girls' faces. Finally all three would take turns rubbing their wet sticky hot pussies together as the sweet smell of sweat and sex filled the room. And I would get it all on tape and watch it every night. FUCK YEAH!
xxx
I want them handcuffed and gagged under my Christmas tree
First, I'd eat them out. Both of them. While I'm eating them, they're both going to piss in my face. I'm going to swallow every drop that I can. Next, I'm going to lick their *sses after they've taken a sh*t and found out there's no toilet paper. Then I'm going to f*ck 'em in the *ss. All the time playing with their gorgeous titties.
Bend them both over my knee, lift their skirts, lower their cotton panties and spank their bottoms really hard with my hand, until they cry
Sit on one's face while the other goes down on her sister. Then, repeat with sisters trading places (fair is fair!).
orgy with them and Amanda Bynes
have a sh*t on a plate and then wank on it and watch them eat it with there hands tied behind there back as they say "we are bad little girls punish us daddy" then f*ck them in the *ss
Bend them both over and pull their white cotton panties down. Then get them both to spread their buttcheeks while I go to work on them with my tongue..
spend some time with oral pleasures, explore their juicy, little p*ssies with my tongue - cuz, eatin' ain't cheatin', yep?
I wouldn't think twice about it. I'd screw them both silly, split their virgin p*ssies with my monstrous rope and then I'd cum on their perky tits.
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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
why are the spammers coming out today, is it a convention of some sort i am not aware of?

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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Mmmmmmmm,Spam, I like fried spam and italian bread.Great now i'm starvin'..oops wrong show.

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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
that site is unfunny and unoriginal.com


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This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-27-02 @ 11:44 AM
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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
it must be spammers of the world unite day!! where is my damn memo?



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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

why are the spammers coming out today

It's near the end of the month. They have to meet there quota.


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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
dumpbutton's baby pic




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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
it's funny seeing people say that they would like to make love to the celebrity but put it in REALLY vulgar terms because that makes them cool. it's also quite witty!




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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

see them perform with a double dong


I know the rest of the list is retarded but who doesn't want to see this?


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