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buddwyer	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:33 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	Do you ever get the feeling life is just moving too fast? Like there's no longer anything to hang onto? I've tried the Prozac, I've taken the Zoloft. None of it seems to get me out of this dark pit. I'm afraid it looks like I only have one option left...

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:48 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	care? "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Monday March 4- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Fear Factor, Third Wach, Jordan...FOX: Bernie (repeaT), 80s (repeat), Ally McBeal...ABC: Kids, Wayne Brady Show (premiere), Chair, Once and again...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TBS: Conspiracy Theory...SCIFI: 9- Blade Runner

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:03 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	No! Please don't start watching Oprah reruns at 4 in the morning! It'll get better! Hold on for one more day. You should know, things will change, things will go your way, if you hold on for one more day. Making Magoo's life easier... Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	The Vatican just called. At 4am, the Pope made quoting Wilson Phillips a mortal sin. Alkey's gonna burn. "dream yourself awake" he calls "an eternity awaits us all open your eyes and be with me forever.." HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Those words came from my heart. I don't know what you're talking about. Making Magoo's life easier... Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	As the World turns... "This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away' I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 6:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: I've tried the Prozac, I've taken the Zoloft. You gotta try the Xanax. It's the best. I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:54 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: No! Please don't start watching Oprah reruns at 4 in the morning! Damnit! Where is Dr. Phil when you need him? One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days, that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

71PLYMOUTH	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:00 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	Suicide? oh sure ,there were a couple years when I wanted to off myself, i tried eating massive amounts of meth, that did'nt work was too scared to put a gun in my mouth, now all i got is this ulcer and digestive problem Rest In Peace ,Stuart Adamson of Big Country -1958-2001

OAAWITE	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:33 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Wow how ironic is this? The guy's screen name is Bud Dwyer and he hinting that he may want to kill himself. It only happened 10 years ago, so your quite topical, douchey New Poster with a question? AIM me

Norton's Victim	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:54 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: I've tried the Prozac, I've taken the Zoloft Have you tried to stop whinning and realizing that you are one in six billion and everyone has problems. Get off your as, go out, have some fun, and stop taking yourself so seriously. "What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey

red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Make sure you get your whole face infront of the shotgun. Why would you post this here? Try illegal drugs, they help. NEVER FORGET God Bless The USA.

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	maybe you should move to florida, that way you can be with everyone else who is miserable and whiny First member of the JWO!!!

MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	heroin baby not only are you gonna kill yourself, you can feel good doing it See you space cowboy...

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:17 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: It'll get better! Hold on for one more day. You should know, things will change, things will go your way, if you hold on for one more day. I was upto "if you hold on..." (and, feeling pretty damn good about myself I might add) before I realized he was quoting that awful song. What a bummer. Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	Stay away from the light!!!! Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!

Joey1120 SHOW ME MULE!!!!	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 1:00 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: Do you ever get the feeling life is just moving too fast? Like there's no longer anything to hang onto? I've tried the Prozac, I've taken the Zoloft. None of it seems to get me out of this dark pit. I'm afraid it looks like I only have one option left... I know a lot of people who have been feeling this way lately, including myself. The doctors have tried to tell me I have this thing called bipolar disorder...I think it's crap. I've taken Prozac and Lithium before, too. Here's my advice: Get off the pills and start smoking pot. You will appreciate the lack of side affects and its effectiveness. I'm not saying it will work for everyone, but I can say that it has helped me. quote: Suicide? oh sure ,there were a couple years when I wanted to off myself, i tried eating massive amounts of meth, that did'nt work was too scared to put a gun in my mouth, now all i got is this ulcer and digestive problem And, this is the nature of the beast, I'm sure -- Those who fail remain forever scarred, constant reminders. Sometimes, if you think about how many times people have tried to kill themselves and how many actually succeed, you will think twice about trying some of those crazy methods that seem ever-so easy. Scars are ugly and embarassing. A moment of weakness and hopelessness is not worth it. Crawl in bed and cry, you'll get more out of it. Joey #10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest â€¢ Email Me Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site Searching to find a love up on a higher level Finding nothing but questions and devils

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 1:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	There's a guy named Unicron who can help you. Seek him. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã©

sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. N	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:36 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	SHurgS ** "BeeN herE 7 yearS ? MeDicatiOn dont woRk . i HAtE thiiS placEeEE " ...: bangs heaD .: quote: I'm afraid it looks like I only have one option left Soo You then decideD tO let Your slef post that You lil weasiL lol ... Die .! :D Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Wilson Phillips fan since day one. Damn! I'm dead! I got too close to the light! Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!

RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:44 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	boo fucking hoo! If you want some one to feel bad for you go to some AOL chat room.

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Hey Dice: I spilled spot remover on my dog once He's gone now

o&aswallow	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Why do people always tease us with the suggestion that they may kill themselves and then dissapoint us by never doing it? Entertainment just isn't what it used to be. Tisk, tisk. Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

ClusterF@#$	posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:33 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	The Zoloft is only good to keep you from killin' y'all. Apparently, it don't keep you from killin' yo' self. Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-05-2002 @ 8:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Hey Dice: Hey Doc: Ever jerk-off with a kitten skin mitten? It's fabulous. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!

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