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CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-07-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
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I'd say something witty and funny if I could stop laughing at this article long enough.



red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 03-07-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
The two then got into a fight. Jesus got a black eye.
I like how they refer to him as Jesus in the article.
Jesus is so cool.


NEVER FORGET
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JackDan1974
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
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Well you know what they say an eye for eye.





Norton's Victim
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
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"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright" - Homer J. Simpson
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DON'T PANIC		posted on 03-07-2002 @ 11:37 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Nice one Carson - thanks for the laugh. If the kid who picked the fight was dressed as Satan, it would be perfect. Ahhh, little kids. That's great.


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CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-07-2002 @ 11:46 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
If the kid who picked the fight was dressed as Satan, it would be perfect.


I think he was dressed like Mohammed actually. =)



ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
What would Jesus do?


Aint he supposed to turn the other cheek? If I was Jesus in that scenario, I would have beat the shit out of him with my cane, and then sicked my leper buddies on him.


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.



This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 3-7-02 @ 1:28 PM



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