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WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:01 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	i think this would be a fun lil thing to do if u get real bored what are the things you learn from your favorite movies this is what i have learned from "The Blues Brothers" dont pick up your brother from prison in a cop car you dont lie to a nun you dont curse in front of a nun you get wise, you go to church james brown will help u see the light you cant arrest elwood blue police cant catch you when youre on a mission from god driving through the mall is a great way out of a parking lot dont leave carrie fisher at the alter train goes by so often you wont even notice it elwood lives at 1060 west addison, which is wrigley field you cant bring the blues brothers to a nice restaurant jake takes 4 fried chickens and a coke, and elwood takes white bead toast, dry dont even try to steal from ray charles dont sing "give me some lovin" in bobs country bunker always fill up your tank before a gig if youre wanted by the cops, a country band, a bar owner, and the illinois nazis dont advertise where you will be every stage needs a trap door for secret escapes 106 mils to chicago, a full tank of gas, a hlaf a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses illinois cops suck swat teams make way too much noise it takes a whole state police force, local cops, the swat team, and the army to catch two guys WHATEVER FTL ------------------------------------------------------------ I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))

OAAWITE	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:15 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I learned that sequels suck. New Poster with a question? Reach me through ICQ This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-11-02 @ 2:17 PM

Norton's Victim	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:16 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	What I have learned from my favorite movies: The Godfather - Act like a man - A man that doesn't spend time with his family can never truly be a man - Get EZ Pass - Keep your friends close and your enemies closer - Never take sides against the family Dogma - Jesus was Black - God is a woman - Angels can't drink and have no naughty parts - Chicks fart if you blast them in the ass American Beauty - Its never too late - When I'm 42 I'm quiting my job and starting to smoke pot again - Plastic bags are beautiful - Its okay to have sex with an underage girl, but not her first time â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

ItsMindy	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:18 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	I have learned that i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake and that we are the all singing all dancing crap of the earth... or something like that. and that his name is Robert Paulson...or somethinglike that!!! Fat chicks try harder!!!

JackDan1974	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Matrix That none of this is real We are basicly battires for the robots Don't fuck with Neo Everything taste like chicken becasue the robots made it that way. The women in red cannot speak This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 3-11-02 @ 2:31 PM

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I learned from Scarfaceâ€¦. To always tell the truth, even when I lie. Never underestimate the other guy's greed Never get high on your own supply. Never fuck anyone over who doesnâ€™t have it coming Capitalism is getting fucked You canâ€™t get a scar eating pussy Who, when, why, and how I fuck is no oneâ€™s business Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club This message was edited by silera on 3-11-02 @ 4:22 PM

Norton's Victim	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:44 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	silera... great body and likes scarface!!!! you are the reason that cloning should be allowed. â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: you are the reason that cloning should be allowed. I second that! Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Let's take a blast to the moon baby I sit around wishing you well How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always wanna swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear Why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away Where were you when I was down? Staring into the dead My pain is caused by my pleasure My soul mate lives in your body I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farewell But don't ever try to understand the situation Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 3:35 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	Holy stolen thread batman Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all.

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 3:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer isn't that from the godfather part 2? i know michael says it then... First member of the JWO!!!

Norton's Victim	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 3:46 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	yeah. It is from the second one. Man, I can't sneak anything past you guys. Still a cool line though. â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 3:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	don't sweat it nv...just watched the first 2 over the weekend, thats the only way i remember it!! First member of the JWO!!!

OAAWITE	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 4:03 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: I learned that sequels suck. quote: Holy stolen thread batman My sentiments exactly. New Poster with a question? Reach me through ICQ

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 4:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	matrix-there is no spoon >) >) >) >) >) >) >)We'll all look the same someday And even now the robot starts to think I wonder what it dreams

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 4:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	clerks - snowball mallrats - there is no easter bunny chasing amy - what a nubian is dogma - genocide is the most exhausting practice one can engage in...next to soccer JSBSB - what that sign said AIM \| E-MAIL Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 4:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	jsbsb - that silent bob should have been called chatty kathy bob First member of the JWO!!!

o&aswallow	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 4:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: JSBSB - what that sign said Jay and Silent Bob should have given up and called it quits after Dogma. Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 4:55 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I learned that I do not even own a gun, let alone many guns, that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? Making Alkey's life easier... By Hijacking his account & whoring his name out a few more times...Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 4:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Apocalypse Now- There is always time for surfing "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 5:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Jay and Silent Bob should have given up and called it quits after Dogma. first of all...i hate it when people refer to Kevin Smith movies as "Jay and Silent Bob movies". Second...JSBSB was obviously not ment to be a "good" movie. it was just there to close out the story, and tie any loose ends. A lot of people wanted to see another "Mallrats" type movie, where it was less intelligence and more goofiness. So out of this comes JSBSB. This movie, while it was my least favorite out of the 5 full length films KS directed, is his best looking and fastest moving movie to date. AIM \| E-MAIL Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 5:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: This movie, while it was my least favorite out of the 5 full length films KS directed why? i thought jay and silent bob strike back was great. i found chasing amy the worst because it was the most boring. mallrats and clerks are tied for first though. >) >) >) >) >) >) >)We'll all look the same someday And even now the robot starts to think I wonder what it dreams

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 5:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Hollywood Knights- Always look to make sure there is toilet paper. - never drink the punch at a party "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 3-11-02 @ 5:35 PM

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 5:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: This movie, while it was my least favorite out of the 5 full length films KS directed -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- why? i thought jay and silent bob strike back was great. i found chasing amy the worst because it was the most boring. mallrats and clerks are tied for first though. I never said i didnt like it. I thought it was great, too. i just feel that it is the worst written (that sounds awful, but remeber that im speaking in relation to the other 4 movies) in that it is very goofy and some of the jokes were kinda forced. It didnt take much thinking, which i liked about the other 4 movies. Even Mallrats made you think about stuff, such as Superhero private parts AIM \| E-MAIL Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee! This message was edited by QuickStop on 3-11-02 @ 5:30 PM

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 6:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	the extras on the dvd were awesome though. :D >) >) >) >) >) >) >)We'll all look the same someday And even now the robot starts to think I wonder what it dreams

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 03-11-2002 @ 6:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	Star Wars - Storm Troppers march side by side - Sand people travel single file to hide their numbers - Wookies are known to rip people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. - Tatooine(sp) is furthest from the brightest place in the universe. - "Picking up power converters" is the earth equivalent to hangin out with the boys. - Darth Vader "felt" Obi Wan - Adding extra scenes and destroying other scenes with goofy special effects is totally uncool (especially the scene with Solo and Gretto. They totally sucked the life out of that one.) Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP! This message was edited by diceisgod on 3-11-02 @ 6:35 PM

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