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Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
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Next time she won't forget...
Man convicted of shooting girlfriend's car after she didn't make his toast
By Associated Press, 3/13/2002 22:40
MONROEVILLE, Ala. (AP) A man has been convicted of shooting into his girlfriend's car because she didn't fix him toast for breakfast.

Brian Heath Harrison, 23, of Excel, was found guilty Tuesday of firing into an occupied vehicle. He faces a prison sentenced of up to 20 years.

Gena Mixon, 19, told authorities Harrison became violent when she didn't toast his bread on Jan. 8, 2001.

She testified he dragged her by her hair, choked her, held a rifle to her head and put the barrel in her mouth. After Mixon packed her things and tried to leave, she said Harrison shot her car twice.

Defense attorney Laura Grant called the shooting an accident and said her client would appeal.

Harrison was convicted of shooting into an occupied dwelling eight years ago, court records show. Investigators said he fired a shot into a mobile home, missing a toddler's head by inches.

Harrison was released from prison weeks before the 2001 shooting.


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posted on 03-14-2002 @ 2:27 PM      
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Why the "?" ???



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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
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quote:
Defense attorney Laura Grant called the shooting an accident
So I guess the dragging, choking and nuzzling a gun barrel in her mouth all happened because he tripped on the throw run in their living room?


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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 3:20 PM      
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It wasn't a throw rug it was an ottoman!



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Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 3:26 PM      
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quote:
She testified he dragged her by her hair, choked her, held a rifle to her head and put the barrel in her mouth.


Wow, what a fun date! RF, doesn't that sound hot!

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That's what happens when you DON'T pull the trigger. They can testify in court against you.

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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
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And how many years will this bitch get for toaster neglect? There is no justice in the world.


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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:30 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
This man is my hero.

It's a good thing she whacked his bag, gave up the balloon knot, scrubbed the toilet, and washed the dishes before she got brave and refused to fix his toast.

quote:
It wasn't a throw rug it was an ottoman!


LIAR!! CONFESS!!

It wasn't an ottoman. It was a coffee table. He fell over that thing just like Dick Van Dyke. The bitch should have known better than to put it in his way.

This message was edited by AlterEgoManiac on 3-15-02 @ 3:38 AM
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 7:50 AM      
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No one seems to understand just how hard it is to make toast.


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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
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True. It's a science to women in and of itself.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

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Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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I know, I mean it's not like bread comes with directions, like Pop Tarts: "Insert into toaster. Turn toaster on."

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Trial and error, women. Trial and error.

However, you should save the failed attempts for when your husbands decide to lock you in the closet for another 3 days.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
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But how can you practice toasting in a locked closet? What if there are no outlets?

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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:12 PM      
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quote:
I know, I mean it's not like bread comes with directions, like Pop Tarts: "Insert into toaster. Turn toaster on."


NO, NO, NO!!!

MOOOSEN!

It's:

Conventional Directions: 'Open Pop Tart. Toast it. Go ahead, toast it. Why are you still reading this?'

Microwave Directions: Microwave on 'High' for 3 seconds.




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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
But how can you practice toasting in a locked closet? What if there are no outlets?


Suzie, I was talking about saving the mistakes in toasting you make BEFORE the guy locks you in the closet. You could leave a toast trail for people to find you, but the mess that would make would just be another reason for your husband to smack you in the face with his whiskey bottle.


It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.



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