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Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:14 PM      
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OK dont get me wrong I think she has a very nice body but is there something wrong with her face, or is it just me?


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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
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Did anyone else get really hot for Natalie Portman in the Professional, or is it just me?

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OK dont get me wrong I think she has a very nice body but is there something wrong with her face, or is it just me?


It's just you.

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Did anyone else get really hot for Natalie Portman in the Professional, or is it just me?

No way, she was sooo hot in that movie.

:rolleyes::):D


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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:31 PM      
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jessica biel is hot as hell. especially w/ blonde hair.


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Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:37 PM      
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I ask this because my daughter was watching the movie "Summer Catch" with her & Freddy Prinze Jr.

I saw her in the movie and thought she looked better in other pics I have seen her in. Then I looked at her face and it seemed to look like she had a very long face.


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PatCooper
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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Man i have no idea who the fuck Jessica Biel even is.lmao. I just did a search and saw some pics of her and i still have no clue.


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I never gave Jessica Biel a second thought until she did that Gear spread. Nice!

And there was something very hot about Natalie Portman in Beautiful Girls. It felt so wrong, but so right.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:50 PM      
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I ask this because my daughter was watching the movie "Summer Catch"


I think daughter should have been in quotations instead of summer catch. Bitch you know it was you watching it.





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posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:52 PM      
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I think daughter should have been in quotations instead of summer catch. Bitch you know it was you watching it.


Hey Tequila how's Freddy Prince jr. looking these days??????


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posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:53 PM      
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You apparantly missed the nightswimming scene.

Nice! Natalie Portman: Also nice!

But the best movie for all chicks of every race is Bring it On!


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The Dr. Seuss of SU 		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:56 PM      
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Something wrong with Jessica Biels face???? Did you ever see that grinning jack-o-lantern who plays her sister on seventh heaven? That bobble-head doll with boobs, Beverly Mitchell? Now THAT'S freaky!

Natalie Portman? Too fuckable for words.

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posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:57 PM      
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how's Freddy Prince jr. looking these days??????


Older than his father ever got to be but not half as talented.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
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posted on 03-16-2002 @ 6:03 PM      
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Jessica Biel is 0k, but Angelina Jolie is hot as hell--thats one girl my girlfriends and I would make an exception for and gladly do

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Dankarella! 		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
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Angelina Jolie is hot as hell

Somebody should buy that bitch some chap-stick. She was hot in Hackers, but I got over her quickly.


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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
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Bitch you know it was you watching it

I watched some of it but not the whole movie.

What swim scene are you talking about? I guess I missed that part


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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
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Biel hotter than Jolie and hotter with brown hair. Biel is going to be starring in the film adaption of Bret Easton Elis' fantastic "Rules of Attraction" coming out this year which has gotten great buzz.

Freddie Prinze Jr sucks though I saw the preview for the Scooby Doo movie and though I hate to say it- Lillard has it down.

And Natalie Portman is super fucking hot even as young as she was in The Professional. She has a sultry look.



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And Natalie Portman is super fucking hot even as young as she was in The Professional.
Yeah the youth thing and all those bruises she had on her. Definitely hot stuff. Girls should really stop aging once they reach 10 years old.


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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 7:27 PM      
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Did anyone else get really hot for Natalie Portman in the Professional, or is it just me?


She is damn hot. I almost felt guilty undressing her with my eyes when she was in "The Professional". Teen ass. :)

Edit: Natalie was 12 when she was in "The Professional". Pre-teen ass. :)

Anybody seen those paparazzi pics of her at the beach? The photographer's heart was in the right place, but those pictures sucked major ass. No clarity at all.

Anyways, back to Biel. She's alright. It all depends on who's doing her makeup.

Hooters!! Hooters!!

Now, if Jessica Alba and Lacey Chabert would take off their shirts, that would be great.

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HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 8:39 PM      
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Yeah. and Drew Barrymore has gone way down hill since E.T.




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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
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I don't know if you're joking Anus but I think Drew Barrymore is highly overrated.



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OK dont get me wrong I think she has a very nice body but is there something wrong with her face, or is it just me?

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It's just you.


I just realized something, I have no idea who Jessica Biel is, I got her mixed up with Jessica Alba. Their names are similiar, you can see my mistake. As for her face, I have no clue, I don't know who she is.

:rolleyes::):D


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VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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Drew was hot as hell In "Far from home" The best part was when that kid tried to rape her in the lake. NICE!

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 9:23 PM      
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I got her mixed up with Jessica Alba.

Well, Jessica Alba is hotter than most hot chicks. That's just a given.




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posted on 03-16-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
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Biel was definitely hotter with the brown hair. The blonde hair looks too fake, it doesn't fit her well.

The Gear pics made her, nothing like a little nip-slip to really get you noticed.


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HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 10:51 PM      
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I don't know if you're joking Anus but I think Drew Barrymore is highly overrated.

I am. And I agree. She was kinda hot in Charlie's Angels and the Wedding Singer but she's too inconsistant looking from film to film. Too many damn hair changes.

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Drew was hot as hell In "Far from home" The best part was when that kid tried to rape her in the lake. NICE!

There was also an attempted rape in 'Guncrazy' I think it was by her dad too.




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