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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: I've been cursed...what do I do now???? | ||||
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:32 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00  | It seems I've been cursed...so I put this question out to the board. How do I get this cloud, lifted from over my head??? Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. | ||||
| Jack Meehoff Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Drink the cum of a goat, find a large boat sail out on the sea drink a bucket of tea slice your right wrist and now that your pist tell the world goodbye and just fucking die. Damn I'm a good poet. Edit... Oops.. You wanted a cure.. not a solution to lifes problems.. my bad. Can't help you with a cure.  This message was edited by Jack Meehoff on 3-20-02 @ 3:39 PM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | here's how you get rid of it. You'll need to find the following items: - a shallooolooo voodoo doll - 3 male guinea pigs and a white goat - 2 ozs of pure columbia coke - A rope knoted on one end Now, ya take the rope and tie it to the goat. Take the 1 of the 3 guinea pigs and stick it up the goats ass. take the other 2 and shove them up your and plug your ass with the voodoo doll to make sure they don't get out. tie the other end of the rope to your dick snort the coke (you'll need it to dull the pain) kick the goat Viola, your curse is gone. Oh shit, wait, this is for getting rid of a fever. Sorry bro, no clue on how to get rid of the curse.  As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass, and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers, I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say? | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | drink battery acid and the curse of life will be lifted
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| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | you must lick the underside of gonzos scrotum AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Danked Dankarella! | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Just accept it, like I do... Drink heavily, turn to drugs, and learn to accept mediocrity (if even that)....  | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Gonzo doesn't post here anymore.  ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!! | ||||
| okterrific23 | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | CURSE FAQ  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | SPELLS TO REMOVE A CURSE This is a simple spell to do and is most effective in removing a curse. Most important it sends the curse back to its original source seven times worse. You will need to know the name and birthdate of the person who placed the curse on you. You will need two candles eight inches long, one black, one white. If you cant find eight inch candles just get longer candles and cut them to size. You will also need a heavy duty safety pin and a bag of charcoal. If the person your sending the curse back to is male you will need the Knight of swords tarot card, and if it is a female you will need the Queen of swords tarot card. Carry out the spell only on a full moon between the hours of twelve midnight and one in the morning. You will need to find two spots. The first spot must be a piece of land where nothing grows. Dig a hole twelve inches deep and wide. Fill the hole with the charcoal. Now find a piece of land where there is green grass near a tree or bush. Using a knife make seven circles around the white candle one inch apart. Place the white candle in the green grass. Using a different knife make seven circles in the black candle. Now on the bottom seven segments of the candle using the safety pin engrave the name and birthdate of the accused. Also engrave the word "drevida". Light the white candle, then light the black candle. Repeat these words until both candles have burnt down to end of first section. "creo del macres ete prestwer". Extinguish both candles. Engrave name and birthdate of accused on tarot card and bury with candle in charcoal. Bury white candle in ground next to tree. The curse will be removed within seven days. It is important you tell no one whenever you cast a spell. You must also follow instructions exactly.  ZAPS | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | OK, everyone just back away from ladi slowly and smile, and I'm sure we'll get out of here alive:) Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: i am not going anywhere with you. you've been cursed AIM- Arpikarhu | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | well you were pretty much asking for a reply like ladi's starting this thread
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| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 3:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | What? Pay no attention to the headless chicken, someone I know is having trouble sleeping. ZAPS | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Kill trickseeee for putting it on you before you put it on her. That should reverse the spell. Either that, or make me dyslexic. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Just ban the cunt. :rolleyes: | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: quote:Why all the goat abuse? Where the hell is PETA when you need them????  You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: Dude, I am not banning Ladi, Sicko!! Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 5:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I didn't say rotting, infested cunt. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | arpi then?? Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 5:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Okay. | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 5:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | Call me now. Actually, an old Pennsylvania Dutch custom for those who feel they're having bad luck is to take off your shirt and place it in between a door and it's frame. Shutting the door on the shirt is supposed to squeeze out the ill will and send it back to where it came from. :) Yay, I actually found someplace to use this.  "Yea - wait, what?" | ||||
| AFDude | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 5:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: You must be so proud..!  | ||||
| ThusThen King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me. | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: I dunno your number.  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Wear a condom. | ||||
| kindredbabe | posted on 03-20-2002 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: 867-5309...  Thank You, Barch | ||||
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