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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
But what to write....Hmmmmmmmm


I think, after walking around my paper-riddled floor, as I had been going thru boxes of old writings and such, I will put in this post some random shit....



random piece of paper #1


Truth is empty.
It rings like a dull thud upon a concrete floor.
Dreams have been shattered with just a few words.
And words yet to be said.
Truth seems so false.
And the world seems to be against me.
Love seems so distant,
given but seldom received.
Given till I'm emptied...
and lying upon that concrete floor.

I'm broken like a ragdoll,
feeling numb and plain,
feeling that there is no end,
just another brick wall.
Below, just broekn dreams...
The shatters of truth.
The shatters of honesty.
Shattered by thoughts and feelings different to my own.
Shattered by love.
Cold is the grip that hold me in throe...
Cold is the night I walk in.
Never to be cared for.
Never to be swept away...
Never to feel warmth again,
Never to feel good again,
Never to be me again.




Random piece of paper #2

Art is not taught as a basic skill in America...yet it is used daily on our senses. I find this very interesting. We are assulted by colors, concepts, dimesions, graphics, typefaces, messages, writings, in everything we see and listen to. Art has become a fist of avarice and greed, and it has repeatedly smashed the skull of individuality and freedom of the public.

I read these days not to educate myself, but to de-educate myself so I can become a person with individuality and independent identity.








Read our latest taste travesty on OTL...
The Hart Family Values!


ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
random things off my server...
















Read our latest taste travesty on OTL...
The Hart Family Values!


ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Gooch, when did you become a Calvin Klien model? :rolleyes:



I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
You need a whore.

Pronto.

Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 10:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
So, this is what goes on in the Mod Retirement Home.

Dude, you better come back before you completely lose your sanity there.



Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
hey goochie, we'll go out next sat, to avaoid any more of these posts!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-31-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
God help us all if the ATF ever raids this place


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK gooch put down the laptop and back away before you hurt yourself!


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 2:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Yes I had a revelation last night myself while indulging in a little smoke stuff. I was watching the Final Four and this one guy's name was Lonny Baxter. I could have sworn it said lobster. I couldn't stop laughing. FYI I've found that when stoned there's nothing quite better than watching the Chritian network. It's only while being stoned that you can fully appreciate how really fucking crazy these preacher people are. It's a good time.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Dont smoke alone. Its hard to relax when you have no one to talk to. It would be cool if we had a thread to post in when your high.

This message was edited by RottenVinny on 3-31-02 @ 9:26 PM
Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 9:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

It would be cool if we had a thread to post in when your high.



How about we make it this one? I just smoked while sittting in traffic on the way to work, and I needed to ramble. Am I talking out loud? Oh no wait, I'm typing.

I hate Monday mornings.
Froy, what is the ATF? And Gooch, I'm ashamed to admit I stared at your status for the last three minutes going, "Port Ugal? Where the fuck is Port Ugal?"

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 9:22 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
gooch, the pics are great, but the first part has way too many words for this early in the morning



First member of the JWO!!!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

"Port Ugal? Where the fuck is Port Ugal?"
It's near the Planet Arium.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
The whole "boobs" rating thing has me confused. Does that mean we are boobs ie. dumbies? Or does it mean they're tits herein? If it's the latter than where are the tits? I will ponder this as I smoke a bowl.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Having replenished my high at lunch time I can continue on with random stoner thoughts.

I fucking hate chivalry,like men who won't walk out of the elevator before I do. I'm a liberated woman in the full-time workplace, why can't you treat me as your equal? What the fuck is that, probably was invented so guys could stare at chicks asses after they walk out. Keep your fucking chivalry, and I'll stay home in the kitchen where I belong. Then when my husband takes me out, with HIS money, he's earned the right to open fucking doors for me.

And I agree with DIG, the boobs rating should mean click here to see tits. I'll contribute some blurry ones just to make this thread match the rating:


I didn't have a great weekend but dammit I hate Mondays!

Turk
...btw, this thread will now self destruct in about 10 posts...sorry for the inconvenience...
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

...probably was invented so guys could stare at chicks asses after they walk out.


She's on to us guys... time for a change in strategy...

*****

There are two types of people on this board... those who can read this and those who can't...
*****

AIM
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 5:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I have a problem. I smoked alot last ngiht and I feel asleep with out eating. I fucking feel like shit today. I dont know what to do. I wanted to smoke tonight with friends but, Now I dont even think I can go out I feel so bad. If you have advice Please post. Thanks

FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
whoa... this was stupid





Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I have a problem. I smoked alot last ngiht and I feel asleep with out eating. I fucking feel like shit today. I dont know what to do. I wanted to smoke tonight with friends but, Now I dont even think I can go out I feel so bad. If you have advice Please post. Thanks


Just a shot in the dark but...maybe eat something. I have never heard of someone getting sick from just weed.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "If God hadn't intended for us to drink beer, he wouldn't have given us stomachs" - David Daye


Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Truth is empty.
It rings like a dull thud upon a concrete floor.
Dreams have been shattered with just a few words.
And words yet to be said.
Truth seems so false.
And the world seems to be against me.
Love seems so distant,
given but seldom received.
Given till I'm emptied...
and lying upon that concrete floor.



Gooch, this is a great beginning. I thought it weakened a bit at the end, but this is fabulous! You should copy it to the poetry thread!

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

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Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

O+A_Armyman
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Froy, what is the ATF?


I know i aint Froy but ill contribute a nugget of info, The ATF is the burrue of Arms Tobbaco and Firearms (thank you, Beavis and Butthead do America)

Well im on the 5th bowl now and i gotta go to work in about 2 hours (i could barely walk)

Fuck sig pics id rather get stoned

"We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets to the chest, Yoko Onoo standing right fucking next to him not 1 fucking bullet" Dennis Leary


Proud grunt of the O+A army


The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

The ATF is the burrue of Arms Tobbaco and Firearms

It's too bad that "Stoner Spelling Bee" won't work in a text-based environment. I'd have my money on you. :-D



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
O+A_Armyman
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
I couldnt spell in first grade and I just dont care now.
And thanks thats like a complaiment (I bet I would kick ass in stoner Jepordy though)

Fuck sig pics id rather get stoned

"We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets to the chest, Yoko Onoo standing right fucking next to him not 1 fucking bullet" Dennis Leary


Proud grunt of the O+A army


Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I'd give you a run for your money in stoner jeopardy! Too bad we're too lazy to get that organized. I do very well in stoner spelling too.

O+A_Armyman
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Yeah stoner Jeopardy would probably require me getting off my chair and thats a bad bad thing.

Fuck sig pics id rather get stoned!!


Proud grunt of the O+A army


I know I cant spell and I dont care either.



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