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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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Did this make anybody else laugh?
quote:
Get Me Laid - Virgin Matt




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Chucky
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
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Actually, now that you mention it, yes it did.





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posted on 04-13-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
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That's why I titled it, I knew it would get your attention.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
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Heheheheh. I didn't get that, before. Now that I laughed can I get my hubcaps back? Oh, that didn't work too well. I'll leave this crap to Alkey.




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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
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quote:
That's why I titled it, I knew it would get your attention.


Someone pointed it out to me.

I found the title mildly amusing.

However, I didn't click it. It's like that old saying "If it's too good to be true..."



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 04-13-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Get Me Laid - Virgin Matt
Oh...Oh yeah I get it now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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quote:
However, I didn't click it

Neither did I. But I found it funny


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JackDan1974
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 12:28 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Not just that title, but that whole section cracks me up...






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