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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Stay out the bushes!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
You have probably heard this story already, but this is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Get out of the trees, deek.

Metro News Source:
quote:

(Mount Hood, OR) -- A protester fell from a tree top platform and died within days of wrapping up tree cutting protests in the Eagle Creek area in Mount Hood. Newsradio 750 KXL in Oregon reported the fell 150 feet Friday. Activists called 9-1-1 early in the evening saying the unidentified female was unconscious and badly hurt. She died a couple hours later. Rescuers are trying to recover the body today but the recovery is hampered by snow and slush. The woman was one of a group of protesters who have lived in platforms in the woods for three years to try to stop lumbering in the area. On Tuesday state officials announced the timber sale had been cancelled. The protesters were scheduled to leave the area in a few days.
:-D :) :-D


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THE BIV


This message was edited by BIV on 4-14-02 @ 1:06 AM
Buttmunch
USA
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:07 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Did you translate that story or is it that poorly written?




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
StayOutDaBushes
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
If more people would listen to Jesse Jackson, this lady wouldn't be dead and we wouldnt have Dubya as our president, so its really her fault for falling and thats what happens when you are a republican.


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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
since when are there republican tree huggers, sodb?






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Did you translate that story or is it that poorly written?


Poorly written.


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THE BIV
Subzero316
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Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
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It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Jesse Jackson should have told that women before you when up in that tree to "Stay out the bushes".


Master of the Cold....
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
wow, sub.thanks for making that joke that is just SOOOO different from the reason the thread got its name.quite the clever one, arent we?






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
i thought you only posted from work....... you're at work at 2:00 in the morning?


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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
This thread officially sucks.

Thank you. Drive through.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
i thought you only posted from work....... you're at work at 2:00 in the morning?


Yes, radio has no respect for sleep habits. Actually I'm in Seattle so it's 11:15 here but I'll be at work till 3:00 A.M. tonight. :(

EDIT: I forgot to add "your right, this thread does suck." C'mon people, tool on this lousy bitch.


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THE BIV


This message was edited by BIV on 4-14-02 @ 2:16 AM
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
the unidentified female was unconscious and badly hurt. She died a couple hours later.
I hope she wasn't hot.
quote:
quite the clever one, arent we?
That's what an obsession with a juvenile video game character will do to you.



"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
I hope she wasn't hot.

Even if she was you would have to take a machete to her leg and pit hair. Gross tree hugging, no shower taking morons.


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THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 9 and 3



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