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Gamepro100
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 6:58 AM      
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If you could go back in time what would you do?

I would kill adolf Hitler :)


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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 7:01 AM      
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After reading this, I would NOT have fucked your mother...j/k.




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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 7:59 AM      
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I would've wore shades :cool:




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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 8:38 AM      
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I would have posted in one of the 15 other "if you could go back in time" threads.



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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
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If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that have hurt you
And you'd stay
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that have hurt you
And you'd stay

Having seen this, I think I would have changed it so Cher skied into the tree instead of Sonny. :-D



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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
If I could go back in time I might have actually paid attention in school... :rolleyes: :confused:

Thanks to Austin for the pic
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
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I would have bombed Afghanistan before they bombed us...




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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
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nice one!!! :-D



Thanks to Austin for the pic

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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I would kill adolf Hitler


Its not like one day he killed a few million jews. Who knows how the world would be NOW
with out Hitler. If you think about it. The world could have been ten times as worse. I'm not defending what he did at all. Anyway, we can never go back in time and alter what bad things have happened. We can only do actions that will prevent death in the future.

red rocket
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Yea, their would be allot more tax attorneys.



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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
ding ding. I have always been interested in WW2 and Nazi Germany. The whole topic is amazing. Its just amazing how a counrty so small can nearly take over the world. Nazi Germany lacked the resources and men and still nearly won the war. Most of you wave around your American flag and think we are all the best. But, when Hitler was coming to power and killing we were in the coner trying our best to stay out of war. Man, I'm rambing. If any of you want to talk about WW2 I'm in chat.

IrishAlkey
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'd reply right before Barch did sinse that's the first thing I thought of when I read the title.

I'd also take BM aside in the motel parking lot and hand him a rubber before fucking your mother.





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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

Most of you wave around your American flag and think we are all the best. But, when Hitler was coming to power and killing we were in the coner trying our best to stay out of war.



Why should've got in the war? I hate the fact that it is our responsibilty to babysit the fucking world. You'd think that Europe would be able to take on Germany by itself but nnnnnooooo. All of Europe couldn't push back Germany, then we got invloved and took out Germany AND Japan so yea, I do think we're the best.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
You know I'm not patriotic in the least but what IS acceptable in wartime. We interfere with Israel and Palestine and we're bitched about, we don't interfere in the war and we're bitched about.

And I wouldn't kill Hitler since he's probably one of the most amazing motherfuckers ever to have lived...and I hate Jews.

It's true, we had no reason to enter WW2 at first. It didn't directly affect us. We were in the middle of a depression. We had domestic issues which were more pressing at hand. However with the Israel/Palestine situation the major reason we're trying to influence the people is because, simply, of oil.

And if I could go back in time, I'd warn Phil Hartman. He died too soon.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday April 13- CBS: 8- Max Bickford, 9- Pilot's Wife (TVM)...NBC: 8- Weakest Link (7th Grade Student edition, as if being berated by your classmates for being a dork isn't enough, be bashed on national television. First kids out = school shooters), Law and Order Criminal Intent, 10- SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, Simpsons (R), King (another new one), X-Files (one of the final ones, unimportant in the realm of anything)...ABC: 7- Small Soldier, 9- Alias...WB: 7- Payback, the GIbson film, Jamie, Centre...TNT: The Mummy,3 am- WEREWOLF from MST3K fame w/o MST3K...E!: 7- The Terminator...USA: The Firm...TBS: Life...PBS: MIDNIGHT- The Prisoner...

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 4-14-02 @ 4:14 PM
TJLamb0518
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Wow, so many choices.

Gone beck to September 11th and pulled the fire alrams in the Twin Towers to empty them out?

Called in bomb threats to all four hijacked planes so a search and delay would've been done?

Gone back to December 7th and given our guys at Pearl a heads up an hour before the Japs got there?

Gone to Dallas in 1963 and seen what had happened? (OR, if I had an escape back to our time, I'd have shot off a rifle before the assasination so that the Secret Service would've gotten JFK outta there)?

Or would I be selfish and saved Princess Diana's life so she'd f me out of gratitude?

Most selfish and easiest? Go back to 1938, buy up EVERY copy of Action Comics #1 I could (at a dime a piece) and auction them off here and be a wealthy miser!

OR go back and invest in IBM.

I came back. Why? Because you're all wonderful and frankly, so am I.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Gone to Dallas in 1963 and seen what had happened? (OR, if I had an escape back to our time, I'd have shot off a rifle before the assasination so that the Secret Service would've gotten JFK outta there)?
That wouldn't have saved him. the CIA would have gotten him elsewhere. I mean they have guys having seizures and guys holding umbrellas. It was quite obvious that he wasn't going to be saved.
quote:

Or would I be selfish and saved Princess Diana's life so she'd f me out of gratitude?
Only if you're uncut. And besides, she's not that attractive.
quote:

Most selfish and easiest? Go back to 1938, buy up EVERY copy of Action Comics #1 I could (at a dime a piece) and auction them off here and be a wealthy miser!
That's not as easy as it sounds. I was actually thinking about this a couple of days ago and let me ask this, how would you get circa-1938 dimes? You can't very well use or exchange modern money




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday April 13- CBS: 8- Max Bickford, 9- Pilot's Wife (TVM)...NBC: 8- Weakest Link (7th Grade Student edition, as if being berated by your classmates for being a dork isn't enough, be bashed on national television. First kids out = school shooters), Law and Order Criminal Intent, 10- SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, Simpsons (R), King (another new one), X-Files (one of the final ones, unimportant in the realm of anything)...ABC: 7- Small Soldier, 9- Alias...WB: 7- Payback, the GIbson film, Jamie, Centre...TNT: The Mummy,3 am- WEREWOLF from MST3K fame w/o MST3K...E!: 7- The Terminator...USA: The Firm...TBS: Life...PBS: MIDNIGHT- The Prisoner...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'd buy a sports book that had all the results of every major event for the next 50 years. Then, I'd bet on all the events and become filthy rich. Soon after, my face would be on every billboard in town and I'd open casinos.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

We were in the middle of a depression.

And what do you think got us out? I think fighting a evil empire is a good enough reason. Face facts. America is mostly willing to fight when it has money/land to gain. Thats why America is so hated. We lose the least and gain the most.
quote:

Why should've got in the war? I hate the fact that it is our responsibilty to babysit the fucking world

This proves my point even more. We were know as the "world police" in latin America. Why?
because they(latin america) were weak and we had land to gain. But, when people in Europe are being killed we lay low. A world war just goes away? For the fisrt half on the 20th century we were f-ing pussies. You cant disagree with that. We did'nt even join to the League of nations. And we elected Hoover just to stay out of WW1.
I just hope we can stop trying to hide from the worlds problems because we are so "civilized".


Signguy
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I didn't think so.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
1. I would copy off a movie, and write it as my script idea. Get lots of money and stuff.




This thread reminds me of that show Quantum Leap. Great show I might add.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I'd buy a sports book that had all the results of every major event for the next 50 years. Then, I'd bet on all the events and become filthy rich. Soon after, my face would be on every billboard in town and I'd open casinos.
You going to take over Hill Valley too?




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday April 13- CBS: 8- Max Bickford, 9- Pilot's Wife (TVM)...NBC: 8- Weakest Link (7th Grade Student edition, as if being berated by your classmates for being a dork isn't enough, be bashed on national television. First kids out = school shooters), Law and Order Criminal Intent, 10- SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, Simpsons (R), King (another new one), X-Files (one of the final ones, unimportant in the realm of anything)...ABC: 7- Small Soldier, 9- Alias...WB: 7- Payback, the GIbson film, Jamie, Centre...TNT: The Mummy,3 am- WEREWOLF from MST3K fame w/o MST3K...E!: 7- The Terminator...USA: The Firm...TBS: Life...PBS: MIDNIGHT- The Prisoner...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

America is mostly willing to fight when it has money/land to gain.


Shouldn't this be in the Dork forum?





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Shouldn't this be in the Dork forum?


I never want to be a fat guy driving a 77 Camaro Z-28 with a bumper sticker that says "Kill towel heads". I fucking love reading/ learing about wars. I have only taken regents high school class but I kinda know some about how this sick fucking world works.
Edit: for Alkey.



This message was edited by RottenVinny on 4-14-02 @ 5:12 PM
Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I would also like to be in Rome where all the Gladiator fighting went down.



This message was edited by Signguy on 4-14-02 @ 5:19 PM
YellowDiscipline
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

For the fisrt half on the 20th century we were f-ing pussies. You can't disagree with that



Yea your right, all those men who fought in WWI and WWII were complete pussies.....right?



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