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| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 2:21 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01  | I found this on dailyrotten.com Posted on Sat, Apr. 13, 2002 Lanesboro police chief charged with setting fire BY TODD NELSON Pioneer Press For a town still reeling from an arson fire that ripped through the historic Lanesboro, Minn., downtown, Friday's plot twist was a stunner: The police chief lauded for reporting the blaze was charged with setting it in a scheme to win back his ex-girlfriend by rescuing her from the flames. John Tuchek resigned hours before appearing in court Friday to face nine counts of first-degree arson and six counts of first-degree criminal damage to property in the Sunday-Monday fire, which destroyed two century-old buildings and the businesses and apartments each housed. Tuchek, 34, of Preston, Minn., was arrested Thursday night after he admitted setting fire to some cardboard in an alley behind the building where his ex-girlfriend and her infant lived. According to a criminal complaint, Tuchek told investigators that he wanted to put out the fire or show up as firefighters arrived because he "wanted to do something that would make (her) proud of him." But the fire quickly got much bigger than Tuchek apparently had intended, Fillmore County Attorney Matt Opat said. The flames melted gas meters hidden from view by stacks of cardboard and allowed natural gas to escape and feed the flames. Tuchek ran to his ex-girlfriend's upstairs apartment to warn her and another tenant and escorted them to safety, the complaint alleges. At the same time, Tuchek was calling emergency dispatchers to report the fire. "I'm characterizing this as a 'hero fire,' a fire that someone sets for the purposes of rushing in to claim to be a hero to try to impress someone and hope they will be forever grateful," Opat said. "The problem is you make a victim of the people you're trying to impress." Opat did not identify the ex-girlfriend. The news of the charges against Tuchek, a Lanesboro officer since 1998 and chief since May 2001, came as a further blow to the scenic southeastern Minnesota town gearing up for the start of the tourist season. "You don't realize anyone could do anything like that in our town," said Doris Dybing, 74, who operates the Galligan Bed and Breakfast. "You can't believe anyone would do anything like that." Lanesboro, a town of 800 people, is a popular destination for Root River canoeists and bicyclists who can pedal a 60-mile blacktopped state trail. The buildings lost in the fire, built in the late 1800s and remodeled over the years, were a focal point. City officials have estimated that damage and cleanup costs could top $500,000. Tuchek's resignation leaves the one-person police department unstaffed. "I can't believe this much could happen in one's life in a matter of five days," said Mary Mensing, whose family lost two businesses in the fire. Her husband, Gene, owns the Little River General Store. Their daughter, Kirsten, runs the Ice Cream Garage in the Ford Building, which once housed a car dealership. "This was so out of the blue." For Chuck St. Mane, owner of the Ford Building, the fire was a personal and business loss. His parents bought the historic buildings in the 1960s, and he and his brothers grew up in the apartment above the auto dealership. "I just never would have expected it," St. Mane said of Tuchek's arrest. Tuchek had helped out after the fire, watching the property to keep people out of the debris and keeping the family posted on the investigation, St. Mane said, calling the former police chief "a hell of a nice guy." Tuchek, a native of Austin, Minn., who had worked in law enforcement in Colorado before joining the Lanesboro force, had favorably impressed others in town. But he got a public reprimand last month from the City Council, City Attorney Tom Manion said. The discipline came because Tuchek had written a traffic ticket to a female juvenile as a prank, Manion said. The girl's parents took offense and complained. Tuchek's next court appearance is April 23, Opat said. If he posts bail, set at $200,000 unconditional or $10,000 conditional, he is to have no contact with the victims, must stay out of Lanesboro, must not leave the state and cannot possess firearms. TO HELP The Lanesboro Area Chamber of Commerce has established a relief fund to help the town recover. To contribute, send donations to: Lanesboro Relief Fund, P.O. Box 20, Lanesboro, MN 55949. This message was edited by RottenVinny on 4-14-02 @ 2:28 PM | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Man, What a pathetic loser. NONE ON US NEVER FORGET | ||||
| Turk408 | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Dude has definitely got the wrong idea when it comes to impressing the ladies. A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!! | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Too many words... This board needs streaming video of an anchorman if we're gonna post so many news stories.  | ||||
| Turk408 | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Oh yeah one other thing. Unfortunately this shit happens a lot more often than you think. Volunteer firemen all over the place get locked up for this shit. Trying to play the hero and such. You go to firehouse.com and there are at least one or two stories about this sort of thing. Some dude lit up a firehouse actually out on LI sometime last year. Makes me ashamed to say I was once a volunteer fireman sometimes. A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!! | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Sorry, this story caught my attention. So, lets get back to posting about shaving our balls. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 3:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I prefer the Mach 3, myself. It's a close shave with minimal nicks and cuts. When shaving the actual scrotum, be sure to lather generously as to reduce the risk of razor burn. | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: Do your balls point and laugh at you too?  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Holy Shit! I dont want that Mach 3 anywhere near my balls. Silera, Nice swing. Let me take note. ;) | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: © Ants | ||||
| YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01 | quote: quote: Shouldn't this be in the inside jokes thread.    | ||||
| crack hitler If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me. Unofficail Ambassador of WOW | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: now there's where i have to disagree with you. i find that is you stand in the shower with the water running over your balls while you shave, you don't need any lather. plus the lather makes things a little harder to hold onto and that can be dangerous. just a little tip from me to you :-D  I love the Amy | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Who you callin' little? I hear ya on the water thing, but I find that too much hot water cascading down my virile sack causes some drying of the skin. More lather = less dry skin... However, I'm sure if one applies a liberal amount of lotion to the sack after shaving has been completed, that would also reduce the chance of getting dry skin. This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 4-14-02 @ 4:37 PM | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 4:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: Ants balls are not a laughing matter. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 7:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke When i'm gone I wrote this song cuz I won't let Nobody press up and mess up to seen I set I like to stand in a crowd and watch the people wonder damn Bu think about it then you'll understand I'm just an addict addicted to music Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm I hook a beat up convert it in a hip-hop form Write a rhyme in graffitti in every show you see me in Deep concentration cuz I'm no comedian Jokers are wild if you wanna be tame I treat you like a child then you're gonna be named Another enemy, not even a friend of me Cuz you'll get fried in the end if you pretend to be ?Can be? cuz I just put your mind on pause And I can beat you when you compare my rhyme wit yours I wake you up and as I stare in your face you seem stun Remember me, the one you got your idea from But soon you start to suffer but you only get rougher When you start to stutter that's when you had enuff of Biting it, I make you choke, you can't provoke You can't cope, you should of broke cuz I ain't no joke I got a question, it's serious as cancer Who can keep the average dancer Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling This is what we all sit down to write You can't make it so you take it home, break it and bite Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits Get the style down pack then it's time to ?swit? Put my tape on pause and add some more to yours Then you figure you're ready for the neighborhood chores The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be When you come up to speak, don't even lie to me You like to exaggerate, dream and imaginate Then change the rhyme around, that can aggravate me So when you see me come up, freeze Or you'll be one of those 7 MC's They think that I'm a new jack but only if they knew that They who think wrong are they who can't do that Style that I'm doing, they might ruin Patterns of paragraphs based on you and Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say Play 'em, so I'ma have to dis and broke You could get a smack for this, I ain't no joke I hold the microphone like a grudge B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge I hold a conversation cuz when I invent I nominated my DJ the presdient When I'm see I'll, people freestyle, going steadily So pucker up and whistle my melody But whatever you do, don't miss one They'll be another rough rhyme after this one Before you know it, you're following and fiending Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning Like before the middle of my story I'm telling Nobody beats the R so stop yelling Save it, put it in your pocket for later Cuz I'm moving the crowd and be a record fader No interruptions and the mic is broke When I'm gone, then you can joke Cuz everything is real on a serious tip Keep playing and I varies quick And take you for a walk through hell Feed your dome then watch your eyeballs swell Guide you out of triple stage darkness When it get dark again then I'ma spark this Microphone cuz the heat is on, you see smoke And I'm finish when the beat is gone, I'm no joke  | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 7:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:That, and the lather makes it difficult to see what you're doing. Before you know it, there are two objects clogging the drain. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-14-2002 @ 7:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Bragger. I wish I could clog a drain. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 11:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:I forgot to tell you, I had my name legally changed to Drain. Clog me, you dirty whore. | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 5:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:but wouldnt that cause some pain?  | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 8:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Visit this Website | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 8:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:I must refrain. | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 9:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Anyone that thinks you're straight has got to be insane. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 9:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | if you lose everything, you have lots to gain | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 9:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Do I have to bang you again? | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 04-15-2002 @ 9:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | to get he to do that, you would have to force her to drink 12309304 bottles of champaign | ||||
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