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Posted By | Discussion Topic: Your Favorite black jokes | ||||
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TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:49 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What did God say when another black baby was born? OOPS! Burnt another one. What are three things you can't give a black guy? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job. What do u call two black guys laying down on the street? Skid marks What do u call a school bus full of black kids? A rotten banana What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag? Twix. Why do racists carry chainsaws? Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga | ||||
HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:54 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | shit eventually turns white [/greaseman] waddle doodle [/greaseman] | ||||
Skeet Slambone | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:57 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | black jokes? are there any? I'm sure you mean "martian" jokes. How do you keep a martain from robbing your house? ---Put a 'Help Wanted' sign in the window. why can't ray charles read? ---because he's a martian what do you call three old martians in a shed? ---used farm equipment What do you call a martian in a suit --- The Defendant what would you call the flintstones if they were black? --- martians | ||||
amazingcono | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:58 PM | ||||
Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | What do a black guy and an apple have in common? they both look good hanging from trees What did the elephant say to the naked Jamacian? Yea, but can you pick up peanuts w/ it? Did you hear about the black guy who had a heart attack on Halloween? Someone came to his door dressed as a job "It's not rape if they blink twice for yes!" J. Norton This message was edited by amazingcono on 4-18-02 @ 3:01 PM | ||||
scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:58 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Why are aspirin white? So they work. State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:03 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | My buddy James told me these ones What do you call a Black Doctor?................................. A nigger. What do you call a black Scientist? A nigger. | ||||
diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:06 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | What do you call a black rocket scientist? A martian | ||||
Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:21 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartendar asks where did you get that, the parrot answers africa there's a million of them there. | ||||
Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:33 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ***DISCLAIMER*** The following jokes are offensive, and do not represent the opinions, thoughts or views of the poster. ***DISCLAIMER*** Why do niggers cry during sex? The Mace. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line. What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? Good start. What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade. I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad. | ||||
Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:43 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | One more... What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night? "Drop it nigger." :-D I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad. | ||||
amazingcono | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 3:45 PM | ||||
Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | Just thought of another one: A white guy and a black guy go jogging into a tunnel at the same time. Who comes out first? The white guy, the black guy had to stop and write "motherfucker" on the wall How does a black guy get in to a good, honest business? Through the skylight "It's not rape if they blink twice for yes!" J. Norton | ||||
Beans Malone | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:07 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | I have a sense of humor, I can deal with black jokes when I know that they are for humor, but when they start to get out of control, they become racist. Edit: Removing my joke..till I think of a better one. This message was edited by Beans Malone on 4-19-02 @ 5:16 PM | ||||
rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:12 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit Why are Black People like Jelly Beans? Everyone hates the black ones | ||||
diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:17 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | I think this thread needs a five swastika rating. | ||||
RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:28 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | 5 burning crosses would be better. | ||||
Skeet Slambone | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:51 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I think the 5 hanged martians would be better. | ||||
TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 6:36 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | What's the difference between a pizza and a neeegro? A pizza can feed a family of four. How many cops does it take to push a neeeegro down a flight of stairs? None. He fell. Why aren't there any spics on star trek? They ain't gonna work in the 24th century either. What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven.:D Sig Pic under construction HA HA Rangers FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 | ||||
alxelgr8 Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!! ...including this status. | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 7:39 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/ is that offensive enough... ***** SU CRACKHEAD***** "I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas." | ||||
scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 8:01 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | What's pink & purple and runs around my basement? My martian & I can paint him any color I want. State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
Patrick Bateman | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 8:07 PM | ||||
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00 | What did Jesus say to the black people? Don't do anything until I get back. | ||||
Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 8:35 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go to the store without Robin. ©Muhammad Ali, 2002
2002 Crack Committee Objectives: | ||||
krahzee | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 8:54 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | I'm not racist but...... What do you call 3 mexicans, 1 Asian, & 4 Isrealis? A sprinkler Spic, Spic, Spic, Chink, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew | ||||
diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 9:11 PM | ||||
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Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 9:37 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Why have neo-nazis adopted "curbing" as the preferred method of killing niggers? Because it's the only way to curb their behavior. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-18-2002 @ 10:36 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Where is the best place to hide a niggers welfare check so he can't find it? Under his work boots. | ||||
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