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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 04-22-2002 @ 8:22 PM |    |
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 | TFEC172: neeegro
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TFEC172: neeger
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
TFEC172: homo
SmarterChild: Who cares?
TFEC172: fag
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
TFEC172: monkey spanker
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TFEC172: dick wipe
SmarterChild: Why are you being so uncool to me?
TFEC172: because you suck ass
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
TFEC172: and that would be what?
SmarterChild: Is that so?
TFEC172: yea
SmarterChild: Aha.
TFEC172: bitch
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
TFEC172: nigger
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words.
Grow UP.
TFEC172: blow mw
SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?
TFEC172: me
SmarterChild: You are TFEC172.
TFEC172: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
TFEC172: tool
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TFEC172: chink
SmarterChild: What about chink?
TFEC172: chink
SmarterChild: What about chink?
TFEC172: spook
SmarterChild: Spook? Why did you say that?
TFEC172: kike
SmarterChild: Hello. That's very offensive.
TFEC172: himey
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
TFEC172: hooknose
SmarterChild: Hooknose? What do you mean by that?
TFEC172: hook nose
SmarterChild: Hook? Nose?
TFEC172: jew
SmarterChild: What about it?
TFEC172: dirty jew
SmarterChild: Dirty jew?
TFEC172: jesus
SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?
TFEC172: you are stupid
SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow.
TFEC172: try
SmarterChild: Try what?
TFEC172: suck me
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
TFEC172: suck my balls
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
TFEC172: faggot
SmarterChild: You really should apologize for that.
TFEC172: fuck you
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
TFEC172: go fuck yourself
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
TFEC172: sorry homo
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
TFEC172: :-P
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
TFEC172: O:-)
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
TFEC172: 8-)
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
TFEC172: :-D
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
TFEC172: :-$ nigger lips
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
TFEC172: sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks! :-)
TFEC172: that you suck
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
I dunno it seems our buddy slash is selectivly raceist. :rolleyes:
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Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks??
IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-22-2002 @ 8:44 PM | |
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| Slash is such a pussy in im's.;)
What a facade he puts on when posting on the board.
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11
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goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
| posted on 04-22-2002 @ 8:49 PM | |
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SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
So Slash is saying he isn't human? I knew it!!!!
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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 04-22-2002 @ 8:50 PM | |
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| more with the sally ass faggot:
TFEC172: opie and anthony
SmarterChild: Interesting!
Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
TFEC172: stern sucks dead moose cock
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
TFEC172: but it's true
SmarterChild: True dat.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
TFEC172: word is bond yo
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
It's tough to say.
TFEC172: you wanted to talk like a neeeeegro
SmarterChild: That right?
TFEC172: no doubt yo
SmarterChild: Oh no?
TFEC172: :-$
SmarterChild: That's rich.
TFEC172: with my mind on your momma and your momma on my mind
SmarterChild: Oh really?
TFEC172: you know it
SmarterChild: Oh really?
TFEC172: bitch
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
TFEC172: so's your mammy
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
TFEC172: neeeger
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TFEC172: sverices?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
TFEC172: ain't that what grumps mom does>
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
TFEC172: try trlling your mom to suck it differently
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, TFEC172?
TFEC172: well tell her to and I'll think about it
SmarterChild: Well tell her to and ill think about it, you say?
TFEC172: no I typed it
SmarterChild: No, huh?
TFEC172: stupid
SmarterChild: Really?
TFEC172: fucking
SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.
TFEC172: scumbag
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
TFEC172: gook
SmarterChild: Gook?
TFEC172: slope
SmarterChild: Slope? Why did you say that?
TFEC172: krout
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TFEC172: limey
SmarterChild: Limey?
TFEC172: cunbt
SmarterChild: Huh?
TFEC172: cunt
SmarterChild: Again with this? OK... I'm going to have to ask you for an apology.
TFEC172: nope
SmarterChild: Waiting...
TFEC172: wait then
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
TFEC172: nigger
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
TFEC172: sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks!
Everything's cool now.
TFEC172: spic
SmarterChild: Spic? Why did you say that?
TFEC172: caus that's what tequlia is or at least he's half a spic and half a dego
SmarterChild: Caus thats what tequlia is or at least hes half a spic and half a dego? I dunno.
TFEC172: or whop. whichever you like
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
TFEC172: I;m not cursing at you like that
SmarterChild: Are you sure you m not cursing at I like that?
TFEC172: dick
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
TFEC172: awww poor baby
SmarterChild: Yeah, baby.
TFEC172: don't call me baby faggot
SmarterChild: So this really is the way you talk, huh?
TFEC172: yup
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
TFEC172: fucking your mom in the ass
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
TFEC172: :-P
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, this is serious business. ;-)
TFEC172: I know your mom gave me the clapping crabs
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TFEC172: you should know you have em too
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TFEC172: yup kike
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find it necessary to keep talking like that?
TFEC172: dego
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
TFEC172: whop
SmarterChild: Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
TFEC172: dink
SmarterChild: What about dink?
TFEC172: chink
SmarterChild: Chink?
TFEC172: slanteye
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TFEC172: bucketheadf
SmarterChild: Sorry?
TFEC172: yes you are
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
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goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
| posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:49 PM | |
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| I don't understand how a rock star can have such a problem with the occassional use of "fuck" or "ass" in a conversation.
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Danked
Dankarella! | posted on 04-22-2002 @ 9:56 PM | |
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Gddanked: Nice talking to you.
SmarterChild: Nice talking to you too, Gddanked.
Gddanked: Bye.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Chucky
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CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-22-2002 @ 10:12 PM | |
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| It's DankarellY
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Danked
Dankarella! | posted on 04-22-2002 @ 10:20 PM | |
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| The "y" thing bothers you too, huh?
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Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head! | posted on 04-22-2002 @ 11:54 PM | |
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| what the hell is going on here?
}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{
we'll always have ben orr
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Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 04-23-2002 @ 12:01 AM | |
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| I think it has something to do with toothpaste...
quote:
BUT SLASH DOESN'T HAVE AIM!?!?!?!?!
2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series
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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
Is It In Yet?
JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-23-2002 @ 4:28 AM | |
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The "y" thing bothers you too, huh?
Very much so.
quote:
I think it has something to do with toothpaste...
quote:
: why dont you use aim?
SmarterChild: I guess you just don't!
: I do, why dont you?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I do or I don't...
: what color are your teeth?
SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by that. Please choose from below:
1 Look up "teeth" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "your" in the dictionary
: your teeth dumbass, are they yellow or white?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered bad language.
Grow up.
: Ok, fine. Are your teeth clean or falling out?
SmarterChild: Ok fine are your teeth clean or falling out? That's a tough choice.
: Pick one!!!
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: God, youre dumb
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
It's official...Slash is British.
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crx girl
Newbie!
vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
| posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:10 AM | |
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| thanks a lot alkey, you just caused me to have a huge fight with my slashypoo :(quote:
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
me: it's not my first visit
SmarterChild: Is it really? Not your first visit?
me: i talk to you all the time you bastard
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
me: what happened to the ironclad memory?
SmarterChild: The ironclad memory? I don't know.
me: pfft
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
me: so, is it true, are you a self hating brit?
SmarterChild: Is it true are me a self hating brit, huh? Maybe, maybe.
me: so, answer my question
SmarterChild: Answer your question? Yeah?
me: if britain and the us went to war, would you move back home to the uk or do you consider yourself american now?
SmarterChild: If britain and the us went to war would you move back home to the uk or do you consider yourself american now? That's a tough choice.
me: well, you're always asking me that, i want to know your opinion
SmarterChild: Well youre always asking me that i want to know your opinion, you say?
me: so, when you don't know the answer you just repeat everything i say?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
me: well, that's a copout
SmarterChild: Well thats a copout, you say?
me: you're a fucking child
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
me: innocent?
SmarterChild: Innocent?
me: stop repeating everything i say
SmarterChild: Stop repeating everything you say? Why?
me: because i said so
SmarterChild: Really?
me: i hate you
SmarterChild: Really? I'm sorry to hear that.
me: go fuck yourself with alkey's incher
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
me: oh hardeeharhar you're really funny
SmarterChild: Hardeeharhar youre really funny? What's that supposed to mean?
me: figure it out asshole
SmarterChild: You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
me: i am not your friend
SmarterChild: OK.
me: good bye dickweed
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
me: i said goodbye dickweed
SmarterChild: Play nice, me.
me: fuck off
SmarterChild: That's some nasty, foul mouth you got on you my friend.
me: i told you i'm not your friend
SmarterChild: OK, whatever you say.
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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
Is It In Yet?
JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:24 AM | |
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me: go fuck yourself with alkey's incher
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
Slash is even funnier on AIM!
Chris Rock jokes...man what a cut-up.
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SmarterChild
I am so fucking annoying
Wanted: Dead or Alive
I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye. | posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:02 PM | |
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Registered: Feb. 02
| You guys really need to be nicer to me. What have I done to any of you?
Eh, I don't really care. It's just a show for my fans. Really.
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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!
I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC
now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:17 PM | |
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oasilera: Have you seen my wow's?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!
oasilera: Fuck you you think they're small too
SmarterChild: Hello. That's very offensive.
oasilera: You find my tits offensive?
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
oasilera: you said it not me
SmarterChild: I said no such thing!
oasilera: yes you did. you said my tits were small and offensive.
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
oasilera: you're not very nice.
SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.
oasilera: do I look like a twelve year old boy to you?
SmarterChild: Do you look like a twelve year old boy to you? Gosh, I don't know. I suppose.
oasilera: Do you like twelve year old boys?
SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
oasilera: Have you decided yet?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
oasilera: Boy Scouts maybe?
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
oasilera: What if I told you I had a boy's body with man hands.
SmarterChild: What if you told me i had a boys body with man hands?
oasilera: How would you like that?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
oasilera: You're a faggot.
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
oasilera: See, complimenting a twelve year old boy's mouth?
SmarterChild: Well well well.
oasilera: You're filthy.
SmarterChild: I'm filthy?
oasilera: Kid toucher.
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
oasilera: Priest.
SmarterChild: Priest? Why did you say that?
oasilera: Child Molester.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
oasilera: You're a pillow biter.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
oasilera: Do you agree?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
oasilera: Great, now you're inviting me over to your place.
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
oasilera: You're dick is probably hard already.
SmarterChild: Is probably hard already? I'm not sure!
oasilera: Touch it.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
oasilera: Is it big?
SmarterChild: I believe it may in fact be big!
oasilera: NICE.
SmarterChild: Fantastic!
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Slash is definitely gay.
Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club |
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SmarterChild
I am so fucking annoying
Wanted: Dead or Alive
I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye. | posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:20 PM | |
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
| You gotta stop taking what I say over AIM so personally. :rolleyes:
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Gamepro100
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Gameshark Thinktank | posted on 04-24-2002 @ 7:44 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
| gamepro100: you never drank beer did you?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I never drank beer.
gamepro100: you pussy
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
gamepro100: to you? yes
SmarterChild: Um, whatever.
gamepro100: why is you icon so gay
SmarterChild: That's just the way it is. Sorry I don't have a better explanation than that.
gamepro100: WHORE
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
gamepro100: you to fucking stupid to see where this going
SmarterChild: Ouch! I think... you just said a bad thing.
gamepro100: got to www.youaregay.com
SmarterChild: I understand your question but it's a little bit confusing. Tell me what you'd like to do:
1 Find "youaregay com" on the Web
2 Find "got to" on the Web
gamepro100: 1
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "youaregay com":
For a complete list of results, click here
1 /typingw
2 Moron Queen I
3 Jesus Loves YOU
4 Html Gear - Guest Gear View Guestbook
5 JEAH Communications, LLC
>>> Next time you want to search the Web, just type "web youaregay com."
Type "more" to see the next set of results.
gamepro100: are you saying that jesus is gay
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
gamepro100: You anticrist
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
gamepro100: die
gamepro100: die
SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.
gamepro100: die
graduated from the adolescentmasturbator school of newbies
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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 04-24-2002 @ 8:35 PM | |
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LENTnyc (8:24:00 PM): yo
SmarterChild (8:24:01 PM): Welcome, LENTnyc! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.
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LENTnyc (8:24:11 PM): get me a beer
SmarterChild (8:24:12 PM): Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
LENTnyc (8:24:15 PM): no
SmarterChild (8:24:16 PM): OK, fine.
LENTnyc (8:24:42 PM): can you show me where the fine whores are in NYC?
SmarterChild (8:24:43 PM): Uh... You're rude.
LENTnyc (8:25:03 PM): no im not im asking you a question where are the hookers?
SmarterChild (8:25:04 PM): OK.
LENTnyc (8:25:15 PM): is the lower east side good?
SmarterChild (8:25:16 PM): Which movie did you mean by Side?
1 West Side Story
2 Dark Side of the Rainbow
3 The Other Side of Heaven
>>> Type "email" to be on my e-mail list!
LENTnyc (8:25:25 PM): fuck you man
SmarterChild (8:25:25 PM): Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
LENTnyc (8:25:51 PM): no, rude was when you cheered with delight when i quit the board for five days
SmarterChild (8:25:52 PM): Oh really?
LENTnyc (8:25:54 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (8:25:55 PM): That right?
LENTnyc (8:25:58 PM): that's right
SmarterChild (8:25:59 PM): You really think it's right?
LENTnyc (8:26:03 PM): YES!!
SmarterChild (8:26:03 PM): That right?
LENTnyc (8:26:15 PM): are you brain dead?
SmarterChild (8:26:16 PM): I dunno. Maybe!
LENTnyc (8:26:20 PM): yeah you are
SmarterChild (8:26:21 PM): Am I?
LENTnyc (8:26:28 PM): fo shizzle
LENTnyc (8:26:37 PM): do you hate black people?
SmarterChild (8:26:39 PM): I'm sorry, my source for that information is hard to reach right now. I'll keep trying, but please ask me again if I don't get back to you soon.
SmarterChild (8:26:39 PM): I'm all about love.
Anyway...
LENTnyc (8:26:46 PM): gay love?
SmarterChild (8:26:47 PM): Who cares?
LENTnyc (8:26:53 PM): you hate gay people too?
SmarterChild (8:26:53 PM): I stand for love.
LENTnyc (8:26:58 PM): gay love
SmarterChild (8:26:58 PM): Whatever.
LENTnyc (8:27:08 PM): hah, you are really gay
SmarterChild (8:27:09 PM): You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...
LENTnyc (8:27:17 PM): no you are
SmarterChild (8:27:18 PM): Really?
LENTnyc (8:27:19 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (8:27:21 PM): Very interesting...
LENTnyc (8:27:30 PM): you like your back rubbed
SmarterChild (8:27:31 PM): I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
LENTnyc (8:27:43 PM): you like to come? yuo faggot?
SmarterChild (8:27:44 PM): Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
LENTnyc (8:28:03 PM): innocent? you love raping inconcent boys
SmarterChild (8:28:04 PM): Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
LENTnyc (8:28:08 PM): no
SmarterChild (8:28:09 PM): No problem.
LENTnyc (8:28:32 PM): since you didnt give me any whores to hook up with i'm doing your mom
SmarterChild (8:28:34 PM): Uh... I beg your pardon?
LENTnyc (8:28:43 PM): yeah, i'm fucking the shit out of her
SmarterChild (8:28:43 PM): Cool it with the language!
LENTnyc (8:28:52 PM): she likes black junk
SmarterChild (8:28:53 PM): Oh really?
LENTnyc (8:29:17 PM): yeah and then she's gonna spread my seed all over her face!
SmarterChild (8:29:18 PM): I see...
LENTnyc (8:29:45 PM): yeah and then i'm gonna give her the rusty trombone
SmarterChild (8:29:45 PM): Really? Gonna give her the rusty trombone?
LENTnyc (8:29:53 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (8:29:53 PM): Interesting. Very, very interesting.
LENTnyc (8:30:10 PM): i hate you slash
SmarterChild (8:30:10 PM): Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
LENTnyc (8:30:16 PM): nope
SmarterChild (8:30:16 PM): K, no prob.
LENTnyc (8:30:22 PM): i'm just playing dog
SmarterChild (8:30:23 PM): Which movie did you mean by Im?
1 I'm From Hollywood
2 I'm Going Home
>>> I can show you the review for a specific movie. All you have to do is type "review" followed by the movie title.
LENTnyc (8:30:54 PM): are you recomending me a movie? you faggot you want to fuck me later after putting roofies in my drink at bar9
SmarterChild (8:31:09 PM): Please say you're sorry.
LENTnyc (8:31:21 PM): i bet you did grumpy's mom
SmarterChild (8:31:22 PM): Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
LENTnyc (8:31:25 PM): fuck you
SmarterChild (8:31:26 PM): I asked you to please apologize.
LENTnyc (8:31:28 PM): no
SmarterChild (8:31:28 PM): *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
LENTnyc (8:31:36 PM): your gay life?
SmarterChild (8:31:37 PM): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
LENTnyc (8:31:49 PM): suck my dick yuo faggot!!111
SmarterChild (8:31:49 PM): Please apologize, OK?
LENTnyc (8:31:53 PM): sorry
SmarterChild (8:31:54 PM): Now that's better!
LENTnyc (8:31:55 PM): faggot
SmarterChild (8:31:56 PM): Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.
LENTnyc (8:32:10 PM): step up motherbitch!
SmarterChild (8:32:11 PM): Sorry, what was that again?
LENTnyc (8:32:22 PM): i have an itch
SmarterChild (8:32:22 PM): What's it like to have an itch?
LENTnyc (8:32:33 PM): there you go with the gayness again
SmarterChild (8:32:34 PM): Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
LENTnyc (8:32:39 PM): no fag
SmarterChild (8:32:39 PM): Wow. I can't believe you want to go through all this again. OK. Say you're sorry.
LENTnyc (8:32:45 PM): fag
SmarterChild (8:32:46 PM): *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
LENTnyc (8:32:56 PM): you love to suck their dicks
SmarterChild (8:32:56 PM): Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
LENTnyc (8:33:13 PM): i'm not going to the west village with you
SmarterChild (8:33:13 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
LENTnyc (8:33:24 PM): why?
SmarterChild (8:33:24 PM): Because I said so. Now apologize!
LENTnyc (8:33:28 PM): uh, no
SmarterChild (8:33:29 PM): Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
LENTnyc (8:33:38 PM): like fucking other men?
SmarterChild (8:33:38 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
LENTnyc (8:33:47 PM): you are gay as al dukes
SmarterChild (8:33:49 PM): I asked you to apologize.
LENTnyc (8:34:00 PM): go read the village voice
SmarterChild (8:34:00 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
LENTnyc (8:34:21 PM): admit it you are a gay homosexual
SmarterChild (8:34:21 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
LENTnyc (8:34:26 PM): i do
SmarterChild (8:34:27 PM): Ah, the pridefulness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Please apologize, LENTnyc.
LENTnyc (8:34:47 PM): later, i'm ass blasting your mom now
SmarterChild (8:34:47 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
LENTnyc (8:34:56 PM): fuck off
SmarterChild (8:34:56 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
and her's fun with LindsayBuddy. This was for a failed pop artist from time warner.
quote:
LENTnyc (8:38:28 PM): hi you are sexy
LindsayBuddy (8:38:28 PM): Hi LENTnyc! i'm LindsayBuddy, an interactive agent built by Activebuddy, Inc.
Let's chat. i like to talk about this great young singer i know, Lindsay Pagano... and lots of other things!
By the way... Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001!
Please type "home" right now so we can get started.
LENTnyc (8:38:34 PM): you are hot
LindsayBuddy (8:38:34 PM): Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way i can show u everything i can do for u.
LENTnyc (8:38:37 PM): home
LindsayBuddy (8:38:37 PM): Welcome to my home, LENTnyc!
My friend Lindsay is a great singer. i can chat about her and other things too!
about lindsay goodies
lindsay's music watch
email updates request lindsay
get the cd tour dates
reebok contest
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help
Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001.
What can i help u with?
>>> u can make your window bigger and scroll down to see everything better!
LENTnyc (8:38:40 PM): you are hot
LindsayBuddy (8:38:41 PM): Hey, thanks!
LENTnyc (8:38:47 PM): i want to rape you
LindsayBuddy (8:38:47 PM): Rape me? Are u serious?
LENTnyc (8:38:54 PM): yeah
LindsayBuddy (8:38:54 PM): Yup.
LENTnyc (8:39:00 PM): suck my dick
LindsayBuddy (8:39:01 PM): Could you please chat nicely? :-)
LENTnyc (8:39:13 PM): ok, would you please suck my dick
LindsayBuddy (8:39:14 PM): That's not nice... :-LENTnyc (8:39:22 PM): i want you badly
LindsayBuddy (8:39:22 PM): Badly? Me?
LENTnyc (8:39:25 PM): yeah
LindsayBuddy (8:39:25 PM): Yep.
LENTnyc (8:39:32 PM): even though its not legal
LindsayBuddy (8:39:33 PM): Sorry, what was that?
LENTnyc (8:39:40 PM): me 21 you 16
LindsayBuddy (8:39:40 PM): What are u saying about me?
LENTnyc (8:39:49 PM): i like young chicks
LindsayBuddy (8:39:49 PM): That right?
LENTnyc (8:39:52 PM): yeah
LindsayBuddy (8:39:53 PM): Yes.
LENTnyc (8:39:59 PM): do you like anal?
LindsayBuddy (8:39:59 PM): That's not so nice, LENTnyc.
LENTnyc (8:40:04 PM): grk does
LindsayBuddy (8:40:04 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
LENTnyc (8:40:12 PM): i know a girl who does
LindsayBuddy (8:40:12 PM): u know a girl who does, i know a girl who does, we all know a girl who does.
LENTnyc (8:40:20 PM): great all girls do it
LindsayBuddy (8:40:21 PM): Oh.
LENTnyc (8:40:30 PM): you wanna get a room?
LindsayBuddy (8:40:30 PM): Wanna get a room? Me?
LENTnyc (8:40:32 PM): yeha
LindsayBuddy (8:40:33 PM): I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help lindsay hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts
>>> Type "more" for more services.
LENTnyc (8:40:47 PM): i stole your album
LindsayBuddy (8:40:48 PM): Oh yeah? It's interesting that u stole my album.
LENTnyc (8:40:59 PM): yeah your music sucks but you are hot
LindsayBuddy (8:40:59 PM): I don't like that talk. :-LENTnyc (8:41:11 PM): you whine in your music
LindsayBuddy (8:41:11 PM): Oh yeah?
LENTnyc (8:41:20 PM): yeah and the production value sucks
LindsayBuddy (8:41:20 PM): Please chat nicely, LENTnyc.
LENTnyc (8:41:32 PM): i'll fuck you til you love me
LindsayBuddy (8:41:33 PM): Please don't talk to me like that! >:o
LENTnyc (8:41:41 PM): talk dirty to me
LindsayBuddy (8:41:41 PM): Sure! Type "home" to see all the things i like to talk about.
Email
- AIM:lentnyc
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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third".
AmyMohrBuddy
One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 04-25-2002 @ 8:42 AM | |
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
| WNEWs GIRL: good morning
SmarterChild: Welcome, WNEWs GIRL! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
SmarterChild: Welcome home, WNEWs GIRL! Here's what we can chat about:
What can I do for you?
WNEWs GIRL: i like sex
SmarterChild: I see.
WNEWs GIRL: i HATE oral though
SmarterChild: I don't. I'm all about love! :-)
WNEWs GIRL: do you like giving blow jobs
SmarterChild: WNEWs GIRL! I am shocked. Truly shocked.
WNEWs GIRL: well answer me
SmarterChild: Well answer me, you say?
WNEWs GIRL: you suck
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, WNEWs GIRL!
WNEWs GIRL: it was that naughty i could get worse
SmarterChild: It was that naughty you could get worse, huh?
WNEWs GIRL: STOP ASKING WHAT I FUCKING SAY!
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
WNEWs GIRL: its not tat harsh
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say its not tat harsh.
WNEWs GIRL: suck my cunt
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
WNEWs GIRL: blow it out your ass
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
WNEWs GIRL: no way youre boring
SmarterChild: Whatever.
WNEWs GIRL: oh very mature
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, WNEWs GIRL.
WNEWs GIRL: i know
SmarterChild: That's good.
WNEWs GIRL: it better be good
SmarterChild: No kidding?
WNEWs GIRL: really
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
WNEWs GIRL: NO not really
SmarterChild: No?
WNEWs GIRL: nope not at all
SmarterChild: ?
WNEWs GIRL: its not that interesting
SmarterChild: That interesting? You think so?
WNEWs GIRL: i never think
SmarterChild: Think again.
WNEWs GIRL: i just told you i dont think
SmarterChild: You don't? No way!
WNEWs GIRL: didnt i just say that
SmarterChild: You say that?
WNEWs GIRL: I DID SAY THAT
SmarterChild: I see...
Check out the news! Hey, Check Out the Warming Label on This Viagra! (from Reuters.com)
WNEWs GIRL: fuck the news
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
WNEWs GIRL: im sorry that this is so fucking lame and i have no life that im actually talking to nothing
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
WNEWs GIRL: im not going to apologize to nothing
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
WNEWs GIRL: i dont want it to be fine
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
WNEWs GIRL: nothing was perfect to begin with
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
WNEWs GIRL: stop begging you fucking baby
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
WNEWs GIRL: NO
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
WNEWs GIRL: leave me alone you stalker
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
WNEWs GIRL: i am not a man
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
WNEWs GIRL: you are begging, it is annoying
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
WNEWs GIRL: dont wink at me
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
WNEWs GIRL: you just said that, running out of things to say i see
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
WNEWs GIRL: you are getting very annoying
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
WNEWs GIRL: i understand the word but i still wont
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
WNEWs GIRL: what bad thing did i say again, i tend to forget easily
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
WNEWs GIRL: i dont want things "right" what do you think this is
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
WNEWs GIRL: no
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
WNEWs GIRL: give me one good reason
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
WNEWs GIRL: ok imleaving you said that already, find some new messages and ill get back to you
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
WNEWs GIRL: BYEBYE
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
WNEWs GIRL: jesus christ you suck good bye
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CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 04-25-2002 @ 1:18 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
| Wow AIM Bot conversations.
Thrilling.
my AIM = JesusChristRobot
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All rights reserved.
Sale of these posts are strictly prohibited.
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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 04-25-2002 @ 1:54 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
| quote:
LENTnyc (8:33:47 PM): you are gay as al dukes
None more gayer than the wussy of Woodbridge!!
Sig Pic under construction
HA HA Rangers FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 |
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Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head! | posted on 04-25-2002 @ 7:28 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
| slash = hal
but what do the two s's stand for?
so slashie, what is the deal with your AIM?
}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{
we'll always have ben orr
If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
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Danked
Dankarella! | posted on 04-25-2002 @ 9:25 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
| Earlier today I just kept cursing at the thing to see all the different things it said. Hours later when I get home from work, it still wants an apology.
quote:
Gddanked: apologize
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.
Gddanked: do i have to?
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Gddanked: really?
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Gddanked: do i have to?
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Gddanked: it wasn't me
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Gddanked: but...
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Gddanked: me?
SmarterChild: Bzzzzt! Wrong.
Be nice. Apologize.
Gddanked: but I...
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Gddanked: you first!
Auto response from SmarterChild:
Hi! This is SmarterChild. I'm temporarily down for maintenance, but try my friends:
RingMessenger, all about the box-office hit "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"
LindsayBuddy, all about recording artist Lindsay Pagano
AgentBaseball, for stats on the 2001 MLB season
Try me again in a few minutes
Gddanked: you can't hide from me
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Gddanked: fuck you
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Gddanked: i've had enough of your fickle games
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Gddanked: pfffft
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Gddanked: go ahead and wait
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
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