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Norton's Victim
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 8:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Okay, Simple question. In honor of the "Deep Throat-er" that later hated porn, what is the greatest porn that you have ever seen? I'd have to say either Insatiable or Taboo for the simple reason that my friend gave me a tape of them when I was in 6th grade. They were really the first porn movies I have ever seen. There is just something special about being in sixth grade and seeing porn. Ahhhh... the memories.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 04-23-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Uh... I'll just go with Blonde Lesbian Porn. My first porn and my favourite! :-D






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AndyChrist420
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I gotta go with Nightshift Nurses. It was the first one I saw, and it's still the best

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katylina
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JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-23-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
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red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 04-23-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
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I would say the funniest won I have ever seen is Tales from the Clit.


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Norton's Victim
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 10:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
I would say the funniest won I have ever seen is Tales from the Clit.

I'd have to say the funniest one I've ever seen is Fraternity Fuck Fest. Holy shit, I laughed my ass off during that one. Then I wacked my bag, but was still laughing.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 04-23-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
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Split Personality #1
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
i would have to say the cartoon porn...like little red riding hood or jack and the beanstalk in porn...



JackDan1974
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 10:16 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I love the video virgin's series.... :-D



hummerjon
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Slap Happy
Gapes of Wrath
Planet of the Gapes
Any Seymore Butts movie
Extreme Associates and Rob Black videos are great, where else can u see a bunch of clowns rape a viking wench

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 04-24-2002 @ 11:48 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock"


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skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
great reference grk...randall knows all



GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 04-24-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
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What are you talking about Skit...i was just reading from my porn library....its nice having a family that used to own a video store ;)


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One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

Subzero316
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Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 04-24-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
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quote:
its nice having a family that used to own a video store

Yeah i guess it is,it sounds like the store had alot of XXX flims.


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disgustip8ed
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 12:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I would have to say that anything with Max Hardcore in it is a great film. The man just treats the whores in his video like shit. It'll make you laugh and crank out a batch all at the same time.



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If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out..
Sblueman
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if my encode craps out my fist option is av8er		posted on 04-24-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
What are you talking about Skit...i was just reading from my porn library


How refreshing to know some women have as vast a porn collection out there as men do!


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skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
was it rst video in red bank grk?



Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!		posted on 04-24-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
My first experience watching porn- my friend stole a tape from his dad that was a bunch of copies of Traci Lords's illegal movies.

I swear it was this big
Tussle King		posted on 04-24-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
The first porn I saw was Cabaret Sin. After I finished, I thought I broke my dick.

My fave - ALMOST any kind of lesbian porn.

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Norton's Victim
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 3:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
was it rst video in red bank grk?

And do you carry "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum?".

*EDIT* - I am retarded. I missed it the first time you had that one. sorry :)
quote:
How refreshing to know some women have as vast a porn collection out there as men do!

Andby refreshing you mean HOT right? :)



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961



This message was edited by Norton's Victim on 4-24-02 @ 3:34 PM
Grizzly
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DON'T PANIC		posted on 04-24-2002 @ 3:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Anyone ever see "The Phantom?" It was a porno based loosley on the Phantom of the Opera, and the phantom was this guy that would sneak around and nail chicks from behind. . .singing (sounded more like howling) at the top of his lungs while he was nailing her. . .fucking priceless.


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JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.		posted on 04-24-2002 @ 7:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
why buy porn when theres so much for free on the net? i've never purchased a vhs or dvd porn and probably never will. the only vhs i've seen are some shitty ones my dad has which i found when i was 12. and trust me when i say they're [norton]awful[/norton]


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DonWest
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 7:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Ijust download lots of porn off of Limewire and Imesh. The most recent ones I have downloaded are the Bang Bus videos all full versions they are great.

Norton's Victim
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 7:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
I have downloaded are the Bang Bus videos all full versions they are great.


Well then, I guess you are going to have to tell us your Limewire name (or whatever) so we can all download. If you are going to come to this board with porn, you better make sure that you brought enough for everyone!



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 8:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I dunno, the bangbus vids aren't the cat's pajama's in my eyes...#1, there's too much bullshitting...#2, not enough actual sex once the bullshitting is over...#3, they're phony anyway...Yeah, a few of the women are nice, I'd love to nail that Rene chick (I think that was her name, the blonde with the glasses) but there have been several skanks too...Ah well, just my two cents...

At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley


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