The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board

Home | Search | FAQ

The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - The New Frat Toy

Page 1 2

Displaying 1-25 of 29 messages in this thread.

Posted By	Discussion Topic: The New Frat Toy
BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:19 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	MetroSource News: quote: >>Engineering Student Designs Beer-Opening Robot (Gainesville, FL) -- Beer drinkers of America will probably raise a toast to the new works of a University of Florida engineering student. Jean-Phillipe Clerc has designed a robot that will belly up to a beer bottle sitting on a coffee table and pop it open for you. Not only does the Autonamous Beer-Opening Robot, or ABOR, work wonders with beer tops, it doesn't require any tipping. Clerc says his robotic bartender has gotten a fair amount of attention. It took Clerc four months, 150 parts, 60 feet of wiring and 134 beers to get ABOR to crack open the brew just perfectly. And the nations of the world come together in a united voice and break out in song. Finally, peace among men. :-D Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.THE BIVThe Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:27 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	God invented something like this. He called it the "hand." Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:29 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: He called it the "hand." That is a multi-purposeful invention as well! Visit this Website

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:29 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: God invented something like this...He called it the "hand." You are short sighted Alkey and, frankly, I expected better from you of all people. What do you do if you already have a beer in each hand? That's right, the Beer-Bot! Now, if he could only make the Beer-Bot fetch your beer as well... Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.THE BIVThe Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:34 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Why don't you just have the beer wench fetch your beer? Visit this Website

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:36 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: Why don't you just have the beer wench fetch your beer? She's often busy with other matters. :To Beer Wench: I didn't say stop, get the F back down there! Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.THE BIVThe Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them

AlterEgoManiac	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:36 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	Now if only the robot hand could whack your jimmy, the beer wench would finally become obsolete. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:38 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	But wouldn't you rather feel skin????? Visit this Website

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:42 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: What do you do if you already have a beer in each hand? Put down one beer? quote: But wouldn't you rather feel skin????? Let's work on having them see skin before worrying about them feeling skin. Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:43 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: But wouldn't you rather feel skin????? Three answers: 1. No, Beer-Bots don't talk. 2. No, that's what silicone is for. 3. No, Beer-Bots don't talk. (this is important!) Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.THE BIVThe Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them This message was edited by BIV on 4-29-02 @ 12:51 AM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:54 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Three answers: 1. No, Beer-Bots don't talk. 2. No, that's what silicone is for. 3. No, Beer-Bots don't talk. (this is important!) Two was sufficient. Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:16 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: Two was sufficient. Was it? Was it really. All hail the "Lord of All Things..uh..Sufficient." Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.THE BIVThe Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Wouldn't a machine that jerks you off be more useful? Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:39 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Wouldn't a machine that jerks you off be more useful? So, you're saying you're a cyborg? Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:50 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	ah...one step closer to Bending Units "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Monday April 29- CBS: King, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Factor, Watch, Jordan...FOX: Public, McBeal...ABC: Radner Greatest Moment, 9- Gilda Radner: It's Always Something TVM...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel...TBS: Dave, 1015- House Arrest...SCIFI: 9- Species...

AlterEgoManiac	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:53 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	After the Beer-Bot learns to cook, whack your jimmy, and bruise when you hit it for not cleaning the toilet, a lot of guys will be throwing their ladies out. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 9:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Hmm there goes the market for the blow up sheep. Visit this Website

FirstTime LongTime	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:12 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Uhm, where can I get some info on these blow-up sheep you're referring to? At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:17 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: But wouldn't you rather feel skin????? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three answers: 1. No, Beer-Bots don't talk. 2. No, that's what silicone is for. haha virgin :rolleyes: and you can get those sheep at 167 w 4th st "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

disgustip8ed	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:01 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	quote: Put down one beer BLASEPHEMY!!! I use geocities and all I got was this lousy red x I'm treading water, I need to sleep a while. My lamb and martyr, you look so precious. Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long. Released in this sodomy. For one sweet moment I am whole. This message was edited by disgustip8ed on 4-29-02 @ 12:03 PM

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:04 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: and you can get those sheep at 167 w 4th st Is this one of them "inside jokes" I keep hearing about? Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	um, no, it's one of those things they have outdoors, i think they call it a shop or a store or something, they even have one of those fancy schmancy website type things: Visit this Website quote: Put down one beer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BLASEPHEMY!!! perhaps the solution is to hold one in your mouth? "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	i love that store. my boyfriend got into a fight with the girl behind the counter & she threw a magazine at him & gave him a fat lip. that was great. }>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr *If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself*

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Barch I love you and your sheep!!! That made my day. Visit this Website

Page 1 2

Displaying 1-25 of 29 messages in this thread.