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Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:01 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:11 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	That's what you're gonna see coming at you one night if you don't stay the fuck away from her. WOWOr Barch will kill us all!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard. I have a chew toy, and I named him Ralphie. This message was edited by silera on 5-4-02 @ 12:16 AM

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:12 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I want to get away ---im sooooo sceeered. :( Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:17 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I rest my case! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:24 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	You're high. You're seeing things. Soon you'll be telling me there's something awkward about my ears. WOWOr Barch will kill us all!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard. I have a chew toy, and I named him Ralphie.

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:28 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: That's what you're gonna see coming at you one night if you don't stay the fuck away from her. are you gonna be dressed like a woman too? }>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr *If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself*

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:29 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Or so you would have us believe!!! HE'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE!!!!!!! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:31 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: Or so you would have us believe!!! No! I exist really I do. HALP ME!!! Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:33 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: HE'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE!!!!!!! So you're admitting you fucked me last night at 8:20 pm in the grow room? WOWOr Barch will kill us all!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard. I have a chew toy, and I named him Ralphie.

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Damn you and your sexy ass. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:45 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Soon you'll be telling me there's something awkward about my ears. now that's just preposterous :eek: "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:48 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I gets psycho killerrrr Norman Bates! My producer slam, sharp like bam! Get on stage, and then I dun-daaaah! WOWOr Barch will kill us all!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard. I have a chew toy, and I named him Ralphie.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 1:01 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: Damn you and your sexy ass. I love it when you talk dirty to me Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 1:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Psycho Killer I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I Can't relax I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me I'm a real live wire Psycho Killer Qu'est Que C'est fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away Psycho Killer Qu'est Que C'est fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away You start a conversation you can't even finish it. You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything. When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again? Psycho Killer, Qu'est Que C'est fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away Psycho Killer Qu'est Que C'est fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la Realisant mon espoir Je me lance, vers la gloire ... OK We are vain and we are blind I hate people when they're not polite Psycho Killer, Qu'est Que C'est fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away Psycho Killer, Qu'est Que C'est fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.... *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 2:11 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Damn you and your sexy ass. [Charlton Heston]Damn you's Damn you all to hell[/Charlton Heston] Master of the Cold....

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 2:28 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	is that the sexy outfit you dress up in when Ants comes over ? Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 2:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: is that the sexy outfit you dress up in when Ants comes over ? Yeah right, like he actually bothers to put clothes on when I come over. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 2:45 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: Yeah right, like he actually bothers to put clothes on when I come over. hey....thats between you and him... Im sure he does it cause he knows it makes you happy! Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! Beware my posts....I might be banned again!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 2:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: hey....thats between you and him... No, what's between me and him is seven inches of hot hard Alkey meat. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 2:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: IrishAlkey posted on 05-04-2002 @ 1:40 AM It's simple... alkey: Small Penis quote: seven inches of hot hard Alkey meat yup, small. }>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr *If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself*

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 3:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I bet Arpi's is smaller...Hi! 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: :-P 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year :) 2. Hate the Braves with a passion :confused: 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year :-D 4. Mets win World Series!!! :-D 5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees :) This message was edited by rageparty on 5-4-02 @ 3:02 AM

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 3:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Hellooooo, Could everyone stop staring at Alkey's dick and start helping me out of this mess. I've pressed the help button and it does nothing!!!1 He's coming at me with a knife and all you fags and faghags have to do is discuss what size it is?? It's 7 & 1/4 motherfuckers!! HALP!!! Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 3:05 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Hi! shhh.... be careful. EDIT: OH NO! :eek: Silly's in trouble. someone do something quick! wow! :-D }>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr *If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself* This message was edited by Drusilla on 5-4-02 @ 3:10 AM

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 3:09 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: It's 7 & 1/4 motherfuckers so I see the Irish curse IS true....SUCKER! Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! Beware my posts....I might be banned again!

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 05-04-2002 @ 3:09 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: HALP!!! Say please! 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: :-P 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year :) 2. Hate the Braves with a passion :confused: 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year :-D 4. Mets win World Series!!! :-D 5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees :)

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