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Mangino
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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:47 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
cause its late, Im bored...and I want another reason to make you people look at me weird:

1)You go to a bar with your friends, after buying round after round between yous, your friend gets the buy-back...does it count as his round?
2)You're at your friends house, you have to shit.....do you or do you hold it to preserve your friendship?
3)Have you ever had the urge to beat a child in a public place?
4)Would you sacrifice yourself for a friend?
5)Ever wear the same underwear more than once during the week?
6)Ever had sex with a person you find repulsive the next day?
7)Ever brutally murder someone?
8)If you go out to a bar more than 3 times a week....does that make you an alcoholic?
9)Ever think about faking your own death to see who would attend the wake/funeral ?
10)You have 1 week to live....what do you do ?

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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:22 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Um....yes? :confused:


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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 3:42 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
1) No. Smash the ingrate over the head with your mug for taking so long with the buyback.

2) I say shit. On their floor.

3) No. It's more fun in private, when nobody can hear them scream.

4) No, but I'd sacrifice a friend for myself.

5) Yes. Just turn them inside out.

6) Yes, but they weren't repuslive before the sex. It's just the bruises and fleshwounds that made the difference.

7) No comment. (Can you define "brutally?")

8) Three times a week or three times a day?

9) No. I'm already secure in the fact that my funeral will have the attendance of a Winger reunion tour.

10) Heroin. Lots and lots of heroin.



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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 4:01 AM      
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1. no
2. hold it
3. yes
4. depends
5. what's underwear?
6. not that i can remember
7. who told you?
8. no
9. now that you mention it...
10. every drug, man and woman i can get my hands on



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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 9:25 AM      
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1. no
2. use air freshener and open a window
3. crinkle crinkle?
4. depends on the quality of the relationship
5. only if I was them
6. no
7. like I would admit here
8. no I haven't-- yes it does
9. nope
10. party and have lots of sex (knowing my luck my last week would be when I had my ".")


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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 9:30 AM      
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i got some stupid questions

1) Can I be a mod?
2) Can I be a mod?
3)Can I be a mod?
4)Can I be a mod?
5)Can I be a mod?
6)Can I be a mod?
7)Can I be a mod?
8)Can I be a mod?
9)Where can I get a feed for the show?
10)Can I get a status change?


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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
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1. No
2. Nature calls, I answer
3. Every single time I see a child
4. Some friends
5. Yup
6. Double coyote ugly, my friend
7. If it wasn't for those dang cops...
8. I hope not
9. Report coming soon...
10. Have unprotected sex with every AIDS infected, cancer ridden crack whore I can find for 3 days, then go to a local middle/junior high/high school and spread the wealth. And as I am completing, I pinch her nose and scream, "I hope you like AIDS, stupid!"

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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:10 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
1)I'm a girl... I never have to buy.
2)I don't go anywhere but my house.
3)Yes, I have, and I did.
4)Yes.
5)Yes, but I washed them.
6)Yes, I vomited in the morning.
7)Not yet.
8)Hope not.
9)Nah.
10)Fuck.




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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:22 AM      
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1)No
2)True freinds share...
3)Yes
4)Depends on which friend
5)No, I would rather go without.
6)I do not know a man that passes up sex, so yes
7)Thought about it
8)No
9)No
10)Sex, Drugs, and Alcohol



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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

skitchr4u said : 42
You beat me to it!

  1. No
  2. If I can hold it, I will - otherwise all bets are off
  3. No
  4. Yes
  5. Yes, but only after I've washed them
  6. Yes
  7. Not yet...
  8. No - but if you drink yourself into a comatose-state each night, then maybe.
  9. No
  10. Enjoy the pleasures of MFF threeway sex as much as possible :-D :-D :-D



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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:28 AM      
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1.Yes, unless you're a cheap ass.
2.Bomb's away.
3.Yes, but they weren't mine.
4.Yes
5.Yes, but they had been washed during that week.
6.No, I make sure not to turn on the lights and get away without a notice.
7.No, but have thought of it many times.
8.I go to a bar 5 times a week, what does trhat make me?
9.No
10.Max out my credit cards and throw a huge bash

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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02

Yep, those certainly are 10 stupid questions...





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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
thank you...I worked very hard at 'em!

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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
1) "yous?"
2) Crapping always takes precedence over friendship
3) Beat-off a child, yes
4) Sacrifice my what?
5) My underwear dances on its own
6) No
7) Not brutally
8) Only if you're unemployed
9) Yes
10) Post, post, post!



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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:33 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
1) Yes it counts
2)Take a sloppy stinky dump and blame it on his girlfriend/wife
3)Yes
4)Only certain friends who got me nice presents last Christmas
5)no
6)Yup
7)No but have entertained the thought
8)No, just means you like the amibiance of the place
9)Yes (and to see if my wishes are met)
10)Say everything I never had the balls to say to people and then say whatcha gonna do?? I'll be dead in a few days??

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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02

  1. It counts.
  2. Shit, but don't read a book.
  3. Had the urge. Followed up on it.
  4. Probably.
  5. Of course.
  6. Does masturbation count?
  7. Nope.
  8. Nope. Five or more...maybe.
  9. Nope.
  10. Probably change my answer to number 7.



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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
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quote:

10 stupid questions.........

*check*


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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
1)You go to a bar with your friends, after buying round after round between yous, your friend gets the buy-back...does it count as his round?

No, and if he acts like it does, he pays for the rest of his beers all night.

2)You're at your friends house, you have to shit.....do you or do you hold it to preserve your friendship?

Depends on the friend, the condition of the toilet and how bad I have to go.

3)Have you ever had the urge to beat a child in a public place?

Male or female?

4)Would you sacrifice yourself for a friend?

As in my life? This "friend" better give great head.

5)Ever wear the same underwear more than once during the week?

I've never taken a pair off and then put them back on again, if that's where this question is leading. I have, however, left the same pair on for more than a day.

6)Ever had sex with a person you find repulsive the next day?

quote:

6)Yes, I vomited in the morning.


At least I held your hair.

7)Ever brutally murder someone?

Ask Ikea this in a few years.

8)If you go out to a bar more than 3 times a week....does that make you an alcoholic?

It makes you an amateur.

9)Ever think about faking your own death to see who would attend the wake/funeral ?

Funerals are retarded. Don't celebrate my death in a morbid environment, celebrate it where I would have wanted to be...in a bar, then a motel room.

10)You have 1 week to live....what do you do ?

quote:

10)Fuck.


OK.





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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
1)You go to a bar with your friends, after buying round after round between yous, your friend gets the buy-back...does it count as his round?

Absolutely not. He's just piggy backing off everyone else's good tips.


2)You're at your friends house, you have to shit.....do you or do you hold it to preserve your friendship?

I only dump away from my throne if it's an emergency, friend or no friend.

3)Have you ever had the urge to beat a child in a public place?

Yes.

4)Would you sacrifice yourself for a friend?

Sacrifice how? Like die? I'd trade places with a friend, if you get my drift.

5)Ever wear the same underwear more than once during the week?

Yup.

6)Ever had sex with a person you find repulsive the next day?

I've had sex with a person I felt was repulsive right then.

7)Ever brutally murder someone?

No.

8)If you go out to a bar more than 3 times a week....does that make you an alcoholic?

Nope.

9)Ever think about faking your own death to see who would attend the wake/funeral ?

No, that's stupid and immature.

10)You have 1 week to live....what do you do ?

I'd say goodbye to everyone I love, and kill everyone I hate.





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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01

  1. no
  2. do it, & forget to spray
  3. yes
  4. depends on what the consequences are & who the so called "friend" is
  5. yes
  6. yes
  7. no comment
  8. no
  9. yes, you're all invited
  10. hmmm. everyone




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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I compiled these answers while at work. Thanks for keeping me awake!

1)You go to a bar with your friends, after buying round after round between yous, your friend gets the buy-back...does it count as his round?
I don't understand this question.

2)You're at your friends house, you have to shit.....do you or do you hold it to preserve your friendship?
I'd try to plan it such that I wouldn't be put into such a precarious situation. But if it were to arise, it would depend on whether there is a plunger handy. If there isn't and it's a real emergency, I'll try to sneak a knife/fork into the bathroom with me - just in case.

3)Have you ever had the urge to beat a child in a public place?
Yes. Especially when said child is sitting on his/her father's shoulders. I get the urge to run up and clothesline the child to the ground. A modified "doomsday device", if you will.

4)Would you sacrifice yourself for a friend?
Yes. Not because I'm such a great and loyal friend or anything, but because I'd be able to die in the process. This would be a great way to go out - Look like a hero, while nobody would know that I wanted to die in the first place anyway. Suicide for the ball-less

5)Ever wear the same underwear more than once during the week?
I can't remember the last time I changed my underwear during a weekend.

6)Ever had sex with a person you find repulsive the next day?
I once accidentally masturbated to Sarah Jessica Parker. Does that count?

7)Ever brutally murder someone?
No. Though I think everybody should have the chance to do so at least once in their life. It's just unhealthy not to.

8)If you go out to a bar more than 3 times a week....does that make you an alcoholic?
It depends on what I am doing at said bar.

9)Ever think about faking your own death to see who would attend the wake/funeral ?
Not really. I pretty much already know who would show up. There would be maybe 1 or 2 people who'd show up that didn't have to be there. By have to, I mean relatives whose only reason for going is because, "(so and so's) son died, or "(so and so's) grandson" died, or "(so and so's cousin's son) died"; not because I died.

10)You have 1 week to live....what do you do ?
Kill myself.
Actually, I may go for rape, or a mass killing spree. Depends on what kind of mood I'm in. I'd also wack off in a urinal in a crowded public restroom.







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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
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bloody anus = unicron?



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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
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quote:

bloody anus = unicron?


Was it the "kill myself?"





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posted on 05-07-2002 @ 1:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
1)Yes. Eventually you'll be at a bar with the same friend and you'll get it. It all works out even in the end.
2)Hold it, most definately, even if I am staying there for a week.
3)Everyday that I go to work.
4)Absolutely.
5)Only after the laudry was done.
6)No.
7)Not yet.
8)Hell no.
9)No, cause once they found out it was ajoke, they'd kill me and not attend the real one.
10)Fuck. I'd tell everyone how I really felt about them,Ok, this is cheesy, but most of you don't know how much I really care. Then I'd Fuck some more. Everyone I saw, I'd ask them to go Fuck. Preferably doggy-style, if I'm going out, it may as well be in the best way.



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