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BackDoorGirl
I'm fat.
Why the fuck am I so fat?
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
hey all. new here. so...what do we do for fun? i hope we ravish young boys a la Norton, cuz that's what *I* do for fun...(ravish, molest,same difference...i be female, calm down :rolleyes:)

BackDoorGirl
I'm fat.
Why the fuck am I so fat?
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
hey all. new here. so...what do we do for fun? i hope we ravish young boys a la Norton, cuz that's what *I* do for fun...(ravish, molest,same difference...i be female, calm down :rolleyes:)

JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
okay.


AIM/E-mail

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
We rape.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Wow, I'm impressed. It only took you 4 posts to let us know your female. Talented little wench, aren't ya?

mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
Welcome BDG, you are off to a great start.
I am sure you will fit right in having loads of fun. This is a fun place full of loving helpful people. All of your questions will be answered. All of your problems will be solved.





Sig pic? We ain't got no sig pic. We don't need no sig pic. I don't have to show you any stinking sig pic!

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
So you like it back door, huh? Ever watch the X-Files?

___________________________________________________________________
I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.

Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon...
I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

All of your questions will be answered. All of your problems will be solved.


All of your holes will be filled. All of your worst nightmares will come true. All of your goals and dreams will come to a crashing halt.

Welcome.

___________________________________________________________________
I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.

Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Your dishes will pile up.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
BackDoorGirl
I'm fat.
Why the fuck am I so fat?
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
wow you ppl. are a bunch of friendly motherf's...makes me feel all ooogly-wooogly inside...i used to watch x-files before i found out David Duchovny was gay...yes you've heard it first right here on oa.com
yes i like it in the backdoor. i think i'm obsessed with rimming :-D

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

___________________________________________________________________
I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.

Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon...
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
How long have you been a BackDoorGirl?





Sig pic? We ain't got no sig pic. We don't need no sig pic. I don't have to show you any stinking sig pic!

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dana?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
SEX ORGY PARTY THREAD up in this mofo!!11
Doin' It
LL Cool J f/ LeShaun

Mmmm, yeah, uhhh, ohh check it out baby, make it hot

LL - It's our first time together and I'm feelin' kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin' love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off, blow your socks off,
Make sure your G-Spots' soft

LeS - I'm gonna call you big daddy and scream your name
Matter of fact I can't wait for your candy rain

LL - So what yer sayin', I get my swerve on, bring it live,
make it last forever, damn that kitty cat's tight

LeS - Mmmm, daddy slow down your flow
Put it on me like a G baby nice and slow
I need a rough neck nigga mandingo in the sack
Who ain't afraid to pull my hand, spank me from da back

LL - No doubt, I'm the player that your talkin' about

LeS - Mmmm, but do you really think thatchyou can work it out?

LL - I guarantee ya shorty it's real, baby stick it out,
here comes the man of steel

1-Doin' it an' doin' it an' doin' it well...
I represent queen she was raised out in brooklyn...
Doin' it an' doin' it an' doin' it well...
I represent queen she was raised out in brooklyn

LL - I'm in the mix now, searchin for the right spot to hit now, get down

LeS - Damn, I love to dig down, you use a rubber?

LL - Damn right!
You are my lover?

LeS - All night
Pretty good till you heard the rubba

LL - Man tight, the only thing left to do is climax, let's make it last

LeS - Word, we ain't goin' out like dat
All this time you been tellin' me that you waz da bomb

LL - I tryed to warn you girl, you wouldn't listen
Now let's get it on

LeS - Mmmmm baby wow, don't do that,
Yo wait a minute baby let me please you back

LL - You talk a good one shorty, love your makin' me sweat
How a live nigger like it girl?

LeS - Nice & Wet, we get it on till the break of dawn, damn your large,
How a big girl like it daddy?

LL - Nice & Hard, Safe sexin' it, flexin' it,
Gettin mad affectionate chewin' it, oohin' it,
Oh while we're doin' it

(repeat 1)

Baby! I wanna hit it in the worst way
Make it hot

Screamin' on da ass is the first date
Don't stop, damn I love it when you talk like that
Make it bounce sugar

Notice you can bounce me back
More flesh than the greek fest

Roll up da-ses

Pass the henacy

Put my body to the test
Way way daddy many niggers'll go
I was a young girl listenen to a higher flow
Nows my chance to hit you off, daddy I'm grown,
From da back from da side

Right, I'm in the zone, one of a kind
When its time to do mine, camcorder and the whole shit

Press rewind, let it flow and scream as we puff the L
Layin back in a cut while we under the spell

Word life, I like the way the F went down, Go to sleep
Tomorrow I'll take ya back downtown

We'll be...(repeat 1)
SEX ORGY PARTY THREAD up in this mofo!!11

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 5-15-02 @ 12:49 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Exactly how fat are you?





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half.

___________________________________________________________________
I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.

Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.


Line of the year...





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
wtf
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 1:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
welcome...

quote:

i think i'm obsessed with rimming


giving or receiving?

now that would be a welcome!

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
where does the school board find them, and why do they keep sending them to me?

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
God BM, I had to do research on that one.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 1:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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God BM, I had to do research on that one.

First, no doubt, it is necessary to determine in which of the summa genera soul lies, what it is; is it 'a this-somewhat, 'a substance, or is it a quale or a quantum, or some other of the remaining kinds of predicates which we have distinguished? Further, does soul belong to the class of potential existents, or is it not rather an actuality? Our answer to this question is of the greatest importance.

We must consider also whether soul is divisible or is without parts, and whether it is everywhere homogeneous or not; and if not homogeneous, whether its various forms are different specifically or generically: up to the present time those who have discussed and investigated soul seem to have confined themselves to the human soul. We must be careful not to ignore the question whether soul can be defined in a single unambiguous formula, as is the case with animal, or whether we must not give a separate formula for each of it, as we do for horse, dog, man, god (in the latter case the 'universal' animal-and so too every other 'common predicate'-being treated either as nothing at all or as a later product).

Further, if what exists is not a plurality of souls, but a plurality of parts of one soul, which ought we to investigate first, the whole soul or its parts? (It is also a difficult problem to decide which of these parts are in nature distinct from one another.) Again, which ought we to investigate first, these parts or their functions, mind or thinking, the faculty or the act of sensation, and so on? If the investigation of the functions precedes that of the parts, the further question suggests itself: ought we not before either to consider the correlative objects, e.g. of sense or thought?

It seems not only useful for the discovery of the causes of the derived properties of substances to be acquainted with the essential nature of those substances (as in mathematics it is useful for the understanding of the property of the equality of the interior angles of a triangle to two right angles to know the essential nature of the straight and the curved or of the line and the plane) but also conversely, for the knowledge of the essential nature of a substance is largely promoted by an acquaintance with its properties: for, when we are able to give an account conformable to experience of all or most of the properties of a substance, we shall be in the most favourable position to say something worth saying about the essential nature of that subject; in all demonstration a definition of the essence is required as a starting-point, so that definitions which do not enable us to discover the derived properties, or which fail to facilitate even a conjecture about them, must obviously, one and all, be dialectical and futile.


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 5-15-02 @ 1:55 PM
I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Go figure, I was gonna say the same thing.

___________________________________________________________________
I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.

Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon...
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 1:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Jesus Christ Brain, it's just a Woody Allen quote.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 1:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
Aristotle, is that you?





Sig pic? We ain't got no sig pic. We don't need no sig pic. I don't have to show you any stinking sig pic!



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