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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: In honor of St. Patty's Day - Limericks | ||||
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:11 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00  | There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear was pussy, I'd fuck it! There once was named Lynch Who was hung like a horse, not a grinch As he jumped in the pool and found it to be cool He went from a foot to an inch There once was midget named Grumpy Who people also often called Frumpy Purple Gonzo with the nose Also called him Twinkle Toes At least they don't call him Lumpy   Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. Erin Gah Braugh - And take off your bra bend over if ya'd like a little Irish in ya! | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | In Days of Old When Knights were bold and condoms were not invented They put a sock on their cock and hoped it would prevent it Teens, making the world a better place to live in. | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Very Nice Lumpy, way to get everyone into the St. Pattys day spirit! FU Buttmunch and Fez is a dick! "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Some Irish Toasts to Drinking (found these on internet) These were some of the better ones It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money! My friends are the best friends Loyal, willing and able. Now let’s get to drinking! All glasses off the table! Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint-- and another one! Here's to being single... Drinking doubles... And seeing triple! I drink to your health when I'm with you, I drink to your health when I'm alone, I drink to your health so often, I'm starting to worry about my own! Here's to women's kisses, and to whiskey, amber clear; Not as sweet as a woman's kiss, but a darn sight more sincere! Teens, making the world a better place to live in. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | There once was a man from France Who liked to take off his pants. He pulled down his shorts And showed all his warts, And that's when we saw all the ants.   Trainwreck Radio | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Grumpy, did you ever think of applying for a job at Hallmark? That was great! Looking for somebody to adopt | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I remember some classic Dice ones when he was funny: Hickory Dickory Dock Some chick was suckin my cock the clock struck 2 I dropped my goo I dumped the bitch on the next block Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a pizza pie he shit pepperoni blew his friend Tony wiped his mouth on his tie Jack be Nimble Jack be quick Jack burnt off his fucking dick Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone she bent over Rover took over now she's got a bone of her own Peter Peter Pumkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head fucked her ass and went to bed Little bo peep fucked her sheep blew her horse licked his feet she ate his ass so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice Teens, making the world a better place to live in. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | There once was an owner named Froy Gay Marco said was a good looking boy Marco made a pass And grabbed for his ass But Froy denied him the joy  To be adopted by me, e-mail me at [email protected] IM only possible at night. Need to e-mail me first. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 3-16-01 @ 9:29 AM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | That gives me an idea Joey, thanks. Time for name games There once was a guy named TeenWeek Who thought he was so cool and sleek He pulled out his schlong Cuz he thought it was long Only to find that it had a bad leak. There once was guy name Maynard Who liked to gamble and play cards Oh what a pity When he went to Atlantic City and lost all his money like a retard Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. Erin Gah Braugh - And take off your bra Do ya have any Irish in ya? No? Bend over and I'll give ya some. | ||||
| atomic punk | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:32 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | There was a young girl named Anheuser Who said that no man could surprise her. But Pabst took a chance, Found Schlitz in her pants. And now she is sadder Budweiser. There once was a lady named Alice who used dynamite as a phallus. They found her vagina, in North Carolina. The rest of her wound up in Dallas.  One of Spitfire 421's adopted brats I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | There once was a poster named Fez, Everyone laughs at the things that he says, He makes great sig pics, But people call him a dick, I guess that's why his girl has turned lez. There once was a midget named Grumpy, Whose dick was so fuckin bumpy. He thinks its a gas, To grab hairy man ass, He likes it the best when they're dumpy. Trainwreck Radio | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | There once was a weirdo named gonzostyle, Whose posts would be gross once in awhile. He likes phillipino boy penis, On his planet of Venus, He is the definition of pedefile. There was a red dog named ron, Who thought he was a Don Juan. He sniffs peoples butts, And likes to lick nuts, No go and fuck him with a baton. Trainwreck Radio | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Face is mod with luck He'll wreck your status like a truck He says Fez is a Dick And KidA is a Prick As for Grumpy, well - he just sucks There was a girl name Red who was great at giving guys head With her legs in the air And she screwed without care but nothing pleased her more than anal in bed Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. Erin Gah Braugh - And take off your bra Do ya have any Irish in ya? No? Bend over and I'll give ya some. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I want to add something useful, but the sheer brillance of the early liericks leaves me with this: :clap: :clap: :kowtow: :kowtow: :clap:  "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood. | ||||
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