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Suzie
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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
....for FREE! I am giving away my 2 males cats, they're about 4 years old. I would rather they go somewhere together, but if 2 individuals want them I can cope. I'll give you a litter box, food & water bowls, toys, etc. Hoping to find them a home, if not I will be returning them to a shelter.

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The Brain
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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Who wants my pussy?

This gets my vote for the most underhanded, misleading, teaser thread of the year. :-p

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


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I think so, Brain...

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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
Cock teasers, all of them.

mikehern
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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:19 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
quote:


This gets my vote for the most underhanded, misleading, teaser thread of the year



I second that.





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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:21 AM      
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quote:

I am giving away my 2 males cats
I'll take them - it's been a while since I've BBQ'd some cats. They go great with tabasco sauce :-D

Seriously, good luck - I can't take them, but hopefully you'll find responsible people who will.


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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Suzie, I'll have my people contact your people.

How long are you going to be lock...er, away for?




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diceisgod
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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:37 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Are they still alive?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I'm not going away, just had enough. They are lovable but I'm never home and can't give them the attention they need. Interested Buttmunch? There's a joint in it for SG as well!

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"Cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds." HJS
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Interested Buttmunch? There's a joint in it for SG as well!

Wait a sec... you're offering free pussy and weed?

What's that old saying about if something sounds too good to be true? :rolleyes:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
DoughBoy
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I hate cats.



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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
How big are they Suzie? Are they indoor only cats?

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 2:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
They are full-grown adult cats, one is pretty fat. They are indoor only, but if you can afford to get them properly vaccinated they would love to explore the outdoors as well.

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"Cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds." HJS
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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Suzie, do you have a picture of them?

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 5:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I don't. The fat one is almost all white, and pretty chill. The other one needs more attention, but he's beautiful. Grey with black stripes, looks like a tiger. They both spend more time sleeping than awake, and if you adopt them they will be your friends for life. Currently they're named Statler and Waldorf, but they don't know that so you could call them what you want.

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"Cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds." HJS
hummerjon
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 6:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Just for being suck a cock tease whom ever get your cats i hope they fuck them and put M80s in their ass
ever see a cat spit up tabasco sauce and cats only land on thier feet when less than 30 feet up after that they break their little kitty legs
Kill a Kitten

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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

cats only land on thier feet when less than 30 feet up after that they break their little kitty legs

That's as untrue as the rest of that post was unfunny.




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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 7:23 PM      
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Suzie, I wish I could take your pussies, but I already have one, and I am a one pussy kinda woman. Oh, BTW, we have to make plans for the softball game so either IM me or write me back (I sent you an email).


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posted on 05-18-2002 @ 1:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

i hate cats.


ohhhh you have no heart.

quote:

This gets my vote for the most underhanded, misleading, teaser thread of the year


chalk another vote on the board.


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Lent
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posted on 05-18-2002 @ 2:02 AM      
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...heh...false claims. i'm going to the BBB! :eek:



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posted on 05-18-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

There's a joint in it for SG as well!
now that is tempting. two, TWO free pussies and a joint. hmmm....

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 9:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Interested? BM? SG? You're welcome to come over and meet them if you're ever in Queens. Let me know, this week I've got something sticky and exotic in my bong....

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"Cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds." HJS
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

You're welcome to come over and meet them if you're ever in Queens. Let me know, this week I've got something sticky and exotic in my bong....

To see the "cats" right? Why don't you just cut to the chase and tell us how much a lay is gonna run us?


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posted on 05-19-2002 @ 6:40 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Suzie, i'm interested, but if others who already have posted as being interested want them more, by all means, choose the best owners :)

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posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:01 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Wait a sec... you're offering free pussy and weed?

What's that old saying about

I thought the old saying was "ass, gas, or weed, nobody rides for free".

I adopted 2 full grown cats a few years ago. They were abused and it took them awhile for them to warm up to my wife and me, but they're fine now.


But is it ART

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:27 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

They were abused

LMAO. That's the quote of the week. Good one.


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