Home | Search | FAQ
Displaying 1-24 of 24 messages in this thread. |
| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Meaning of Why? | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AlterEgoManiac | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:44 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02  | Austin wants to be philosophical, so I think I'll give it a try too. When one asks a "why" question, it always concerns a specific subject. Take away that subject, and you're left with "Why?", and an infinite number of answers to it. The answer I agree with is simple. Why not? I'd appreciate anyone's thoughts on the subject. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste. All right, children. Let's all point and laugh. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | why did you post this again? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er  I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Uli | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 1:43 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 02 | Why try? Its all the same in the end. Norton rules! | ||||
| mikehern | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02 |   Montani Semper Liberi | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Why bother? Visit this Website | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Why ask why? I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
| goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:Because, that's why. quote:Try Bud Dry.  You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.
| ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | is this another questions thread? | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What? | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Fried Labia | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | hi alkey | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Hi Skitch! :bouncer: | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Because I said so. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | how is work in the brothel treating ya? | ||||
| Beans Malone | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Speaking of Why! Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? How can someone "draw a blank"? Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? What is another word for "thesaurus"? When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? Does a fish get cramps after eating? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? How can there be "self help GROUPS"? Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop? Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after? Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light? WHY WHY WHY?  | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Here's one you forgot, Beans: Why do you people continue to forward around the same damn e-mail jokes? :-p I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Why For what purpose, reason, or cause; with what intention, justification, or motive  Master of the Cold.... | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 1:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | The question you pose killed both the General and the Professor. Be seeing you.  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Pick of day: WB 8- Buffy finale 2 hour, FOX 9- 24 Season finale!!! | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 1:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: You've proven you know it exists, now, start USING the fucking dictionary! Use it all the time! Read it cover to cover! Go ahead! For the love of all things pink, fluffy and cute, occupy your time!
| ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | y is a crooked letter Visit this Website | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 3:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: you got a look that makes me think you're cool But it's just sexual attraction Not somethin' real so I'd rather keep wackin' Why bother? it's gonna hurt me It's gonna kill when you desert me This happened to me twice before It won't happen to me anymore I've known a lot of girls before What's the harm in knowin' one more? Maybe we could even get together Maybe you could break my heart next summer It's a crying shame I'm all alone Not with you, nor her, nor anyone Won't you knock me on my head Crack it open let me outta here  AIM | E-MAIL | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Because   Shit Can Happen | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | Because ma and pa were horny  | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | WHY How many times do I have to try to tell you That I'm sorry for the things I've done But when I start to try to tell you That's when you have to tell me Hey... this kind of trouble's only just begun I tell myself too many times Why don't you ever learn to keep your big mouth shut That's why it hurts so bad to hear the words That keep on falling from your mouth Falling from your mouth Falling from your mouth Tell me... Why Why I may be mad I may be blind I may be viciously unkind But I can still read what you're thinking And I've heard is said too many times That you'd be better off Besides... Why can't you see this boat is sinking (this boat is sinking this boat is sinking) Let's go down to the water's edge And we can cast away those doubts Some things are better left unsaid But they still turn me inside out Turning inside out turning inside out Tell me... Why Tell me... Why  Daddy's Little Girl I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar. | ||||
Displaying 1-24 of 24 messages in this thread. |