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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Return of the pick up lines... | ||||
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| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:24 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | 1. Do you believe in love at first sight ? ... Or do I have to walk by again ?? 2. Do you sleep on your stomach ? ... no? ... Can I ? 3. Is that a mirror in your pocket ? Cuz I can see myself in your pants. 4. Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you ? 5. Your parents must be bakers cuz they sure put together a great set of buns ! 6. Your parents must have been thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes, 7. Do you have a quarter ? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love. 8. Do you have some Irish (or nationality type) in you ? Would you like some ? 9. Would you like to go home for a pizza and a fuck ? *slap* ... What ? you don’t like pizza ? 10. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours ? 11. Your legs must be tired cuz you’ve been running through my dreams all night. 12. That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were that shirt, I’d be cumming on you too. 13. If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me ? 14. Pez ? 15. I heard milk was good for your body, but damn ! You must drink gallons at a time ! 16. Hi, my name is ____. Don’t forget, because you’ll be screaming it later. 17. Excuse me, but could you give me directions. To where ? Your heart. 18. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name ____ ? 19. Come over here and sit on my lap -- we can talk about the first thing that pops up . 20. Excuse me, is that _____ felt ? Would you like it to be ? 21. The voices in my head say you should go out with me...... 22. Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you ?? 23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you and I together. 24. Gesture for the person to come over* “I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body†25. If I follow you home, will you keep me ?? 26. Person A : I’m sorry, were you talking to me ? Person B : No Person A : Well then, please start. 27. Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes ? 28. Person A walks up to person B and gently pulls up the collar of person B’s shirt and looks at the tag. “Hummph†followed by a long pause, then person A walks away. Person B : “What the hell was that ?†Person A : “ I was just checking to see if it said “Made in Heavenâ€â€ 29. Person A : “Did it hurt†Person B : “What ?†Person A : “When you fell from the sky as an angel†30. Want to "halves" on a baby ? 31. "Did you have to kill Nancy Sinatra for those boots ?" "No" "Well, 'cause those boots were definitely made for walking !" 32. I am in need of a transplant so me must exchange body fluids to see if we are compatable ! 33. I just wanted to let you know I am going to have sex with you tonight. Whether or not you want to join me is a different story Sig Pic under construction HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | quote:The heartbeat of america?  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Like a rock... Sig Pic under construction HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | See the USA in your Chevrolet Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: If ya get em drunk enough that won't be the only thing ya see in it :-D Sig Pic under construction HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | MIT Pickup Lines (I hope they work at any engineering school) 10) Do you really think I'm as sexy as Mr. Spock? 9) I think the electricity between you and me is throwing off the experiment. 8) I like your Maxwell's Equations t-shirt. I'd like it even better on my bedroom floor. 7) I'll see what I can do about your grade. (TA's only) 6) You know what they say about the size of man's calculator. 5) I make excellent use of my hard drive. 4) I hear the junior physics laboratory is gorgeous by moonlight. 3) I always carry protection--You never know when a pen might leak. 2) Hey baby, what's your sine? 1) I don't need your number, I'll just finger you later. :-D :-D :-D if anyone doesn't get the last one, just read man finger. ;)  ---------------------------- GO LIONS!!! Roar,... something about an alma mater on thge Hudson shore... whatever Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Today's Chevrolet Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Man: "Will you marry me?" Woman: "No. I don't even like fucking you." 
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| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | Wanna fuck? NO?! Tough shit! | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Well who would? :-p Sig Pic under construction HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | [Vos]I'm free on Monday so go to my website and email me. We're going out.[/Vos] Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Man: "Wanna see my Bar and Grill?" Woman: "No. You're crazy!" :cool:
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| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: [GSGT Hartman] Well...No shit![/GSGT Hartman] Sig Pic under construction HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 | ||||
| Evil Erik Status free and disease-riddled | posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | 1.) I like your spunk....wanna try mine? 2.) Hey baby, wanna start a thread filled with crap pick-up lines everyone has already heard?  | ||||
| Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 05-24-2002 @ 8:32 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | If you left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? This message was edited by Tussle King on 5-24-02 @ 8:33 AM | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | best one, i used it this weekend, and it worked "hey... did i ever fuck you?" him: "no, but i wish i did" *sigh* something to tell the grandchildren  | ||||
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