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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:25 PM      
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1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
3.) Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
4.) Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
5.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
6.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "Female impersonator."
7.) Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, screw off!"
8.) If a dirty old man approaches you in a club with the line, "Where have you been all my life?" take one glance at him and say, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
9.). If you get caught glancing at the oppsoite sex and they say "What are you looking at?" Your friend can say "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken."
10.) When a guy, obviously getting irritated, blurts out something like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"
You respond, "Yea! Let's pick up some chicks!"
He’ll likely decide that maybe he would look someplace else.
11.) "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."


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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
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quote:
Come backs to the pick up lines..
Quality is job 1?




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
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quote:
Quality is job one?


Found On Road Dead

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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Have you driven a Ford lately?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
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quote:
Have you driven a Ford lately?



Not when it has to be Fixed Or Repaired Daily

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
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Man: "How are you?"
Woman: "Ask me that again and I'll kill you."







WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Built Ford tough.

I might just make board veteran on these two threads alone...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
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Man: Want a drink?
Woman: Yes.

(Get drink and walk away.)



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 05-23-2002 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
I might just make board veteran on these two threads alone...




or thread whore! :-p

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