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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Pleasure yourself?


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!

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Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Whenever my right hand can make a fist.

meatballnip
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Tequila, you did not answer your own queation. ;)
Oh...neither did I!

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I've masturbated 45 times so far this year. That averages out to once every 3.2 days.

I'll give a full statistical analysis at the end of the year.




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


OzzLord_99
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Twice daily. Unless I wake up late, then I have to skip it so I can get to work on time. Then it's only once daily. Except on Weekends when I try to spend entire days for one session. Except when my wife wants sex, then I just do that instead.

I'm the SweetHeart! That's The A-Hole Over There!
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Every time I think of Jim Norton.


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Beans Malone
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Well counting this very moment just today it's been..ummmmmmmm 3 times.. :rolleyes:


Guys Gone Wild Showtimes 1:30, 3:45, 5:55, 8:10, 10:10, 12:10.
gpasadeek
skitchr4u
If I am logged in as Skitch, that means my split personality won today.
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
3 times a week...

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Every time I think of Kat ;)


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

Wanna play with my wood....panelling?


Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
3 times a day everyday 365 days a year so i jack off 1095 times a year... all that wasted semen






This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 5-24-02 @ 3:55 PM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:57 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
... all that wasted semen


No. You're just doing us a favor.

I say get rid of all your semen.

Do not reproduce.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
No. You're just doing us a favor.

I say get rid of all your semen.

Do not reproduce.
who are you, and what have you done with the girl who was scared to post because the people on here are mean?



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Every 30 minutes, like clockwork.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
who are you, and what have you done with the girl who was scared to post because the people on here are mean?


I have my .



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Not in about two months,






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Not in about two months, I






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Not in about two months, I think.

Edit* Maybe I should start. It's obvious my lack of semen release is causing a wicked case of stuttering.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-24-02 @ 4:23 PM
Norton's Victim
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Like once a day, unless of course I feel the need to do it more. Anyone remember when you were in the later years of grade school and would be sick? Those days off of school consisted of the price is right and cranking (no, not cranking to the price is right). Those were the days.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Everynight, but I generally do it for a few hours, and O about every 10 minutes. :-p



I LOVE THE MORON
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
1.
quote:
Not in about two months,

2.
quote:
Not in about two months, I

3.
quote:
Not in about two months, I think.


Where you jerking it while you posted???



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Where you jerking it while you posted???


Were are you, Alkey, you need help?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I'll get you one day!!!!! :mad:



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
when ever i think of slash :)

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'm werever you want me to be, Slashy.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

Corinthia
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Well until a few days ago I never had too..had the bf to do it for me every nite. So Im gonna guess once a day once I start feeling myself..I mean when I feel like myself again... :(





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