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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
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Have a safe one, my board brothers and sisters.

Get tan, get drunk and get laid!

This thread is born out of bitterness since I'm working a combined 45 hours Saturday through Monday night. I figure I'll live vicariously through you guys. So, please have fun, for me. :(






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:42 PM      
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Great. Looks like a green light to visit silera :-D



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
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quote:
Great. Looks like a green light to visit silera

Screw him Alkey, wanna get together this weekend?




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AMY IS MY BITCH!



Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

This thread is born out of bitterness since I'm working a combined 45 hours Saturday through Monday night. I figure I'll live vicariously through you guys. So, please have fun, for me.


That sucks... I'll tip up a cold one for ya! :-D


In the end it doesn't even matter
May Teh Funny Be With You

 

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Screw him Alkey, wanna get together this weekend?



After seeing that wow, I'd be a fag if I said "no."






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
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ummm....thanks...i think... :confused:




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AMY IS MY BITCH!



Isa
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Screw him Alkey, wanna get together this weekend?

Wait...no...I thought you liked girls in sweats with their hair in a ponytail? :confused:

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
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quote:
Wait...no...I thought you liked girls in sweats with their hair in a ponytail?



I do. Nice to see you back MOM.





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AMY IS MY BITCH!



Isa
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Thanks, and av8er...I liked the wow ;)

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:18 AM      
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quote:
I liked the wow




Then you should really return the favor.




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AMY IS MY BITCH!



Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
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Screw him Alkey, wanna get together this weekend?

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After seeing that wow, I'd be a fag if I said "no."


Ya man, I hear that!



Eat that snatch faggot!
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
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i'm right there with ya babe. ok, i'll probably only be working 35 to 40 hours, but i've already but in about 30 since tues :(

anyone wanna clean my apartment? someone's gotta do it :confused:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Is this the, "My life sucks because I have to work this weekend thread"? Because if it is, put me down for 25 hours this weekend that effectively puts me out of doing anything until monday afternoon. Looks like its the backyard for me yet again.



Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:12 AM      
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wow that really sucks that im replacing alkey this weekend, i dont think i can fill his shoes


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I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
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quote:
anyone wanna clean my apartment? someone's gotta do it


i'd do it, but you got those cats see, & i'm allergic



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
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quote:
anyone wanna clean my apartment? someone's gotta do it



oh me! oh me! i loves to clean. i do everything, from windows to floors. a clean aprtment is a happy apartment! :)

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 9:00 AM      
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Where does the line to have VG clean your apartment start?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02


VG, will you clean my pipes??




FUCK OBX!!!

At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 9:39 AM      
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Happy Mammory-al day! :-D
Whaaaaaat? It's the official start of Booby-Season, isn't it?


Until you stalk and overrun, You can't devour anyone. - Hobbes



This message was edited by LunaBabe on 5-25-02 @ 9:41 AM
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Get tan, get drunk and get laid!

Done.


Go Heebs!

I am what I am, and I am IT!
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:43 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Where does the line to have VG clean your apartment start?


right here i guess.

quote:
VG, will you clean my pipes??


a ha ha ha ha ha. no.

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


Ferret
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
It's the official start of Booby-Season, isn't it?



Is there ever really an offseason?




Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

Isa
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Then you should really return the favor

I would, but I don't have anyone to take the pics - maybe someday :rolleyes:

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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I haven't worked in two mos.

quote:
I would, but I don't have anyone to take the pics - maybe someday


You don't need anyone to take the pics. Stand in front of a mirror. That's what I did.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


av8er
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The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
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quote:
I would, but I don't have anyone to take the pics - maybe someday


LAME!11!




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