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sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
first of all for good eating techniques chicks should always prefer women...their tongues are softer and women don't drool on you like rottweilers...if you are a man then take tips from the best

all men think licking the clit is the first step...WRONG

1. you should lick the girls thighs while gently caressing her nipples
2. use only the tip of your tongue for this part...too much tongue is excessive
3. gently lick the lips as though they were a popsicle
4. ice & altoids always work
5. gently touch the lips as you work your way down to the clit...rubbing in small circles
6. as you begin to pick up on speed(gradually)dart your tongue in and out in a peek-a-boo motion into her pussy
7. as she starts to arch and climax thrust two fingers in her while continuing to suck on the clit
8. after she comes still continue to lick her softly while her cunt vibrates on your mouth
9. use a towel to wipe off your face ;)

anyone want to experiment?

question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

anyone want to experiment?


I'm first in line, I'M FIRST IN LINE!

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
remember i was always true


remember that i always tried


remember i loved only you


remember me and smile


for it's better to forget


than to remember me and cry





sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
36-24-36....

still interested?


question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sure, you bet, let's go. :-D

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
remember i was always true


remember that i always tried


remember i loved only you


remember me and smile


for it's better to forget


than to remember me and cry





sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
your pad or mine?


question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
FTL has a vagina?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, if it's got a bed, or at least relatively comfy furniture, ahh hell any place to get it on, I'm there.

FUNNY, Silera. Very funny.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
remember i was always true


remember that i always tried


remember i loved only you


remember me and smile


for it's better to forget


than to remember me and cry







This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 5-25-02 @ 5:51 PM
Ants in My Pants
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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:50 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

FTL has a vagina?
Hoo hoo.



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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
FTL IS BIG PIMPIN.




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sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
women get at the top of the line.....then since i don't do animals....men will do

question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
av8er
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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

sexkitten69 said:
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah



Pish posh, that's from the beginners book. Call me when you're ready for a real workout.




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sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
i was trying to be only slightly trampy...after all i am a catholic..trust me i've done it well enough to write a book......

since you're such a pro av8er what would you have added?


question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

since you're such a pro av8er what would you have added?




I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to fuck ya.;)






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AMY IS MY BITCH!



silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

i was trying to be only slightly trampy...after all i am a catholic


What kind of a Catholic are you? "Slightly trampy?" You're gonna ruin our bad name.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
av8er- what makes you think you would be that lucky?

question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02

What kind of a Catholic are you? "Slightly trampy?" You're gonna ruin our bad name.

not trying too...just being honest....i'm sure you will agree..men usually have no clue...felt the need to put it out there

question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
From
quote:

all men think licking the clit is the first step...WRONG
To
quote:

men usually have no clue...
in 42 minutes... women... pfft... :rolleyes:



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Barch??? Is that you??? No invite to tour the WOW forum???



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Sir Okonkwo
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

7. as she starts to arch and climax thrust two fingers in her while continuing to suck on the clit
Bah! A true talent gets in there up to the bicep, and works her like a hand puppet.



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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I have to say that I don't agree with any of the steps sexkitten noted. Every girl is different, the best tip I can give you is pay more attention to the girl than you are paying to her cooch. If she likes what you are doing, you will know. If she doesn't seem to be responding, try something else.



I LOVE THE MORON
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Barch??? Is that you??? No invite to tour the WOW forum???
There's some boobies even I don't want to see.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I really want to know where the real Barch went.

What have you done with him?

I'm sceered.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Come on now... You know me better than that. It's all about attitude and she has so got the WRONG attitude.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02


You mean we're supposed to lick it too???




FUCK OBX!!!

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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
RF has it right. All women are different, you have to try different things and work off the response. Evere watch women masturbate? They all do it differently, same works for eating at the Y.

Some women have more sensitive lips than others, some can't take direct clitoral stimulation. One gal might like it slow and soft while another likes a rapid lashing. One of the biggest keys is to alternate a bit. If you keep doing the same thing the enitire time, you may well bore her to death. Then again, if you find something that seems to be working particularly well, you need to ride that pony. I have found that teasing is always helpful, as women tend to need more of a buildup.

While one woman may like to have her vagine slapped lightly, another may knock your lights out. Sme like a gentle nibble on the clit, others will stick a foot up your ass for trying...lol. experiment, love what you're doing, and it will all work out in the end!



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