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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 10:28 AM      
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people always bitch about their worst jobs theyve ever had, but what about the most easy jobs youve ever had, or someone you know has had

right now i have the easiest job i think, i used to be a receptionist but not anymore...i still work for the trenton thunder but i work on the concourse now. i work in the thunder visa booth. all i do is sit there all game and wait til people want to sign up for a visa card, i look at their drivers license, then give them their free hat. thats it. easy easy.

its like i get paid to watch baseball games


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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Bartending..You get paid, you get great tips(most of the time) and you can get wasted..


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Lent
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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
road trip to trenton!

as some of you know i was a security guard on thw weekends once. all i did was sit on my ass and read the newspaper(several sundays i went through 5 different newspapers), listen to the radio, sometimes even watch tv and talk on my cell phone.

now i work as a representive for a major celluar phone company in a major retail store. i get a good salary (higher than my last job) and a i get comission on every phone i sell.

half the time i just stand there and i talk to people i went to high school with.



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This message was edited by Lent on 6-8-02 @ 10:41 AM
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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
My current job, shift manager at Blockbuster....I mostly just sit in the back filling out a few forms, and the rest of the time I get to help out the large throng of people who want to rent movies between 8 am and 3 pm....Benefits are'nt bad either, up to 4 movies as long as I bring them back the next day



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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 11:12 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
My best firend is a DJ. He spins trance music. He works 4 hours a night (12-4am) one day a week and brings home enough money to live off of all week comfortably. The bar gives him free booze all night, and he gets to bang groupies whenever he wants.

Plus, because it's trance, he can let a song play for 7-8 minutes and go take a leak, or whatever he wants to do. The club has two denon cd decks too, so he actually keeps a cd of three tracks in a row alreday mixed and throws that on if he has to step away for 10-15 minutes. every two weeks he just makes another cd like that so nobody is the wiser.

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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 11:30 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Ever since my little girl (student) stopped being non-compliant and mastered the activity schedule, I have the easiest job in the world. We watch a movie (neutral stimulus) which helps her learn how to sit quietly and appropriately. Then we go on the playground for the remainder of the day (after-care) where I use a behavior contract. I get paid to play with kids! (EDIT- I realize now how awful that sounds- crinkle crinkle)


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This message was edited by katylina on 6-8-02 @ 11:34 AM
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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
It was when I was in high school, but I used to be a Grocery Transit Device Recovery Engineer. Roughly tanslated, I pushed shopping carts at Waldbaums. Gather em up into a row of like 7 or 8 and then push em up close to the store. Get bags from the back. Clean up messes as necessary. It was good money and the hours were good. Nice job if you don't mind getting wet or being cold or having to dodge cars on a regular basis.

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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 12:03 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
My current job is the easiest. It is doing nothing for half the day and looking for a job for the other half.



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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 12:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
My easiest job, not really a job but let's say it is, has been the part time shit I'm finishing up with the Nets right now. I go to each home game, sit in the video production room, record each half on a beta videotape and log highlights like dunks and layups etc. for NBA Entertainment.


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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
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Jimbo, I want your job! Wanna trade?



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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 2:32 PM      
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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I was a FLUFFER for Men Only Video Production of Guys Gone Wild :rolleyes:


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posted on 06-08-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
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