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mikehern
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posted on 06-11-2002 @ 6:58 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
Before you start thinking that this is a sports related thread, that is not my intent. I admit that the injury to Yankee reliever, Mariano Rivera got my thinking about groin injuries. But I am always thinking about the groin and in particular, the interaction of my groin and any female groin.

I have some questions that I would like to discuss and get some ideas or feedback.

1. What is a groin injury and what causes it?

What do athletes do that causes them to injure their groins?

2. Who gets groin injuries?

Do only athletes get groin injuries?
Since we now know that athletes are on steroids and gay, does this cause their groin injuries?
Can women get groin injuries?

3. How can we avoid groin injuries?

Are their exercises that we can do to strengthen the groin?

Lets' look at the groin.





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PlasticMan
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posted on 06-11-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I'm more than a little ashamed to be the first to respond to this, but all you softball players oughtta think about it a little bit.

You don't really strengthen anything to avoid groin injuries, you stretch. The thing where you sit with one leg straight, one leg bent, and you stretch out and grab your foot.

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Tussle King
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posted on 06-11-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:

What is a groin injury and what causes it?

A groin injury is an injury to the groin. It is caused by....well, it's caused by an injury to the groin.
quote:

Who gets groin injuries?

Everyone.
quote:

How can we avoid groin injuries?

Um, the only way I can think of is not to get a groin injury. Therefore, you can avoid it.

Hope this helps.

Lord Slug
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
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Lord Slug
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
YEAH!!! My first double post. I feel so brilliant now!


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This message was edited by Lord Slug on 6-11-02 @ 11:11 AM
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posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
As said before...stretch....stretch...stretch...strech and even more stretching. Esp. when you barely do any excercise at all.

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