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Beans Malone
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Police investigate after man cuts off testicles of man he met on the internet

Police are considering charges against a US man who cut off the testicles of a man he met on the internet.

Officers found the apparently willing victim sitting on a kerb in blood-stained jeans in Oak Park, Michigan.

They later found his testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator at the home of the suspect.

Police say the victim met the Oak Park man through the internet. The pair chatted online before meeting in person.

The Oak Park man allegedly removed the testicles with a scalpel while the other man was on the kitchen table.

The suspect first stitched the wound, and the two sat around eating pie. Soon afterward, the victim started bleeding uncontrollably.

Detective Lieutenant Bruce Smith told The Daily Tribune: "The victim said this is something he wanted to do. I don't know why. It's unbelievable."

He said the 48-year-old victim, from Birmingham, later underwent three hours of surgery in hospital. The suspect, who was 29, was released while authorities determine whether a crime was committed.




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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 9:47 AM      
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thats what happens when you piss people off at message board parties, he shouldve known better


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Beans Malone
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
That reminds me Lent have that party yet?


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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 10:08 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Police are considering charges against a US man who cut off the testicles of a man he met on the internet.

If the police are just considering charges, I have no faith in the system anymore. And we need to erase the part of the Constitution that states “No cruel or unusual punishment” for this guy.


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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 11:04 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
What're you talking about?

quote:

The victim said this is something he wanted to do.


Now, they both obviously belong in a mental ward somewhere, but I don't see how any crime was committed.

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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

I don't see how any crime was committed.



It is a crime against all mankind.





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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

The suspect first stitched the wound, and the two sat around eating pie


I mean at least they sat around and ate pie afterwards.. :confused:



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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

sitting on a kerb



Whats a Kerb?

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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 1:12 PM      
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quote:

Whats a Kerb?



A native of Kerbia :-D





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Lord Slug
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
quote:

Whats a Kerb?


From www.dictionary.com:

kerb (kûrb)
n. Chiefly British
Variant of curb



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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 1:32 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

kerb (kûrb)
n. Chiefly British
Variant of curb



[Sarcasm]Yeah, I heard that Michigan has got a rough British ghetto [/Sarcasm]

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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
i....um...i think i don't like this place anymore...my nuts hurt thinking about it!

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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Well after reading that article I just find myself thinking of one thing-- what kind of pie was it?


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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
It's gotta be either cherry or pecan (nut).

Yahoo sucks.  Just picture a baby flipping you off here.
It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 4:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
kidney pie wheeeeeee!!




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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
Do you think that the pie was ala mode?





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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02


Well, I guess I'll definitely be wearing a cup at the softball game Saturday...





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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 7:01 PM      
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hair pie


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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
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That's nasty! Who would actually want their balls cut off? I don't even think Ken'sPen would do it...


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Tallguy 22
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posted on 06-12-2002 @ 8:06 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

That's nasty! Who would actually want their balls cut off? I don't even think Ken'sPen would do it...



Dont underestimate the pen. :-p




Kid Icarus
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 2:16 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

That's nasty! Who would actually want their balls cut off? I don't even think Ken'sPen would do it...



Probably some homo crossdresser. Didnt the guy that cut off his balls do it to like 4 dozen other people as well? I thought I heard Norton say that on the show.

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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 12:32 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I got it!
It was sweet potato (a.k.aYAM) pie
:-p



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This message was edited by Milfa on 6-15-02 @ 1:49 AM
IAmMighty
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Well after reading that article I just find myself thinking of one thing-- what kind of pie was it?


Mince meat?


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