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Norton's Victim
posted on 06-16-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
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Okay, me and my friends were discussing this the other night. Let's say you and your friend tag team a girl. If she is a 6 does that mean you both fucked a 3? or does it count as a 6 for each. Is it not as simple as that.... is there a cut-off. Like 8 and above counts as whole for each guy, but anything below is split. (Ex. You fuck a 9 you both fucked a 9, if you fucked a 4 you both fucked a 2). We couldn't come to a conclusion.

Second, if you take on two girls does it count as double, like if its a 7 and an 8, did you fuck a 15? or is it an average? Such hard questions. This all started from the Carlin quote, "I Never Fucked a 10, but one night I fucked fives 2s. I think that should count". Opinions?



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That has to be one of the funniest quotes from Carlin I have heard in a while.


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1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 06-17-2002 @ 5:40 AM      
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quote:
but one night I fucked fives 2s. I think that should count". Opinions?
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 06-17-2002 @ 9:16 AM      
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If you fuck a 10 while she's dead does she still qualify as a 10? If so, at what stage of decomposition does she stop being a 10?


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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 9:33 AM      
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i am sorry, but this thread does suck ass

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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 9:34 AM      
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All this math....makes my head hurt

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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-17-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
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It's a funny quote but, a stupid question. Just how fuckin' stupid are you and your friends? Why would the number of guys simultaneously fucking a girl(very gay by the way...)change the ranking of her physical appearance?

If I fuck the same 2 five times does that make her a 10? :rolleyes:




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HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 06-17-2002 @ 9:39 AM      
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85?




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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 06-17-2002 @ 9:48 AM      
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Is this another one of those "guess what number I'm thinking" threads?


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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 06-17-2002 @ 10:22 AM      
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quote:
85?
Nope, it's 42


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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 10:24 AM      
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quote:
Nope, it's 42


That would be 4 10's and a 2 right.
I bet the 2 would be the best. She would try harder to please.





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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-17-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
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actually mike... by nv's logic, that would be a 7 fucking 6 guys.



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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 10:31 AM      
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That sound so gay.





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Norton's Victim
posted on 06-17-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
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quote:
Just how fuckin' stupid are you and your friends?

I think it is quite obvious that me and my friends are quite stupid. It was a fun argument while we were drunk, but I guess it doesn't translate here.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961



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