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Norton's Victim
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Alright, we all like to think of ourselves as awsome lover, but we know it ain't always true. What are some giant mistakes you made while getting it on? I think one of mine was the time a girl was being a little too loud and told me to quite her down. She meant for me to kiss her, but i gave her a slap across the face instead. I wish I had a better one to start out with. Some of you have got to have something good.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
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goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 3:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
The stupidest thing I dod was remove the ball-gag from her mouth. Even though she promised not too, as soon as I took it out she screamed, thus prompting to police to come and see who was screaming in the trunk of my car. Next time, it stays in the mouth for the whole trip upstate...


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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 5:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Maybe I'm crazy, but that is some funny shit.

Bravo. (even though NV is probably telling the truth...lol)




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mikehern
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posted on 06-22-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
I believed her when she told me she was 18 and still in the seventh grade.





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