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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
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I bought a six-pack before and when I drank some of the first beer I poured, I realized it was pretty warm. Needless to say I drank it anyway.

I've also woken up in the morning and finished a beer I had been previuosly drinking the night before. This is more rare, but has happened.

I've finished other people's beers before too. I don't think I've ever finished the beer of somebody I didn't know. That would be weird.

I'm pretty liberal when it comes to my beer intake habits. Anybody else have some dos and don'ts regarding beer etiquette?








WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
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i like beer. k bye.




EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
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I like my beer so cold that you can scrape frost off the side of it.

I only drink corona, or presidente, and only if Tequila isn't available, or after drinking said Tequila.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I drink beer for medicinal purposes only.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:38 PM      
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quote:
only if Tequila isn't available, or after drinking said Tequila.

Does this mean yet another angle will be added to AIMP's old sig? :rolleyes: :-p :rolleyes:

Me like beer. Me like beer ice cold...

Damn it, Alkey. Now I'm thirsty.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-24-02 @ 11:41 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:39 PM      
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cold beer > warm beer




EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
FINALLY.....A thread I can relate to....Im drinking a heineken right now. Did you do your special "Alkey" dance in praise to the beer gods ?

FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
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I wish someone would hit me over the head with a beer bottle so I can forget this thread ever existed.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
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HA!

I haven't pissed off Austin in months!

NICE!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
corona > EVERYTHING




EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
I drink beer for medicinal purposes only.



AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!!

This message was edited by SLASH on 6-24-02 @ 11:49 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Alkey, you seem to be quite conservative when it comes to having a beer with me. Why is that? Am I a "don't?"



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:52 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Alkey, you seem to be quite conservative when it comes to having a beer with me. Why is that?


Maybe he's looking for someone who likes ATM's. :-p :-D

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
If only TFEC knew the hilarity in that statement...

Slashy, I'd rather pour one on you than sit down and drink one with you.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:58 PM      
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I'm drinking water right now.



Thank you Austin!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:00 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
This thread sucks more than Faceman behind a glory hole.

You're all retarded for replying.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
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i love beer :-D

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
corona > everything

peach snapple > everything

corona = peach snapple :confused:




EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:02 AM      
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Visit this Website

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:04 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
barch aint here, so i'll do it: Visit this Website





EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:




oh..look at the witty one at work again...

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Maybe he's looking for someone who likes ATM's.


quote:
If only TFEC knew the hilarity in that statement...


I get your reference and TFEC's reference. Do you get each other's reference?

quote:
Slashy, I'd rather pour one on you than sit down and drink one with you.


Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
beer is good...





silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
oh..look at the witty one at work again...






Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
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katy, i have to drink to block out that sigpic.


I Love Teh Wang
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