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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Trying to quit smoking?
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 5:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
And enjoy sticking things in your ass...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.


This message was edited by barch97 on 6-26-02 @ 7:18 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I see barch is cleaning out his links closet again :-P



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



onehung lo434
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Got a light? The best way to quit is to just die. Why fuck around with patches and shit.




BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Thanks but no thanks Barch. I'm a ok with the whole cancer thing.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Touche...

You could have at least given me a foot note.






Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Touche...

You could have at least given me a foot note.


Here, you can borrow my acute accent - é

I wouldn't want you to get jealous that I lent it to your fag posting buddy, av8er, and not you.

I think we can arrange a size 10 1/2, if ya like...



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
the first lines in that ad are classic


"You look like a tumor with an awful Sammy Hagar wig." - Jimmy Norton Anti-Froys for life! Mrs. Moosen = Anti-Froy's MVP
Anti-Froy's for life! Mrs. Moosen = Anti-Froy's MVP
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 7:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:
It is normal to feel mild tingling, itching or burning when you've inserted the Nicolaxx suppository into the rectum.


This is true with Barch's fingers as well.
But after being with Barch I find I crave a cigarette. :-D





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI

RonRon5477
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 1:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Why quit smoking? Noboday likes a quitter.


Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)
Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 06-27-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Hmmmmmm....

Either a patch on my arm or a wad of paper up my ass. What a choice.

Thumper8u
hanger-on		posted on 06-27-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
Why fuck around with patches and shit.


isn't this a little too literal

Lord Slug
posted on 06-27-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Quickstop should be all over this thread. Showing rotten lungs. *"Chew Chewley's gum!"


I am the master of the obvious.



This message was edited by Lord Slug on 6-27-02 @ 2:16 PM



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