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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Alkey thinks he's so fucking cool with his "Top!" thread. Well, anyone can do that, but here's a real challenge...

This thread is NOT to be replied to. I want this thing to sink to the depths of nowhereland. Do not reply to this thread. If you do, I will be very upset and I will take action. Let it fall, people.

Do me proud.



Thank you Austin!
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
NO PROB ANTS!!!!!!!1






EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
No problem I won't reply.


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
GRRRRR!!!!!

You people do not follow directions very well, do you?

To the bottom, dammit!!!



Thank you Austin!
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Bottom!
So you're the "catcher"?

I don't plan on replying either - you can count on me!


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

I like to give women pearl necklaces.


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
sorry :(




EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
...



This message was edited by WoundedAngel on 6-28-02 @ 3:51 PM
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Now, I think I want to take it upon myslef to make sure that this thread has more responses and "top time" than any other. :P

Oh and...bottom! ;)



Teh |337 GeeK ChicK
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00





Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 4:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
BOP :confused:



Fuck with me and die. Rehab is for quitters. Overdose? Try harder.

I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, my brother in Rage, and your fucking mother.HYBRID is GEY

I don't know where I'm goin... I just want to be left alone.
Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 4:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I refuse to reply to this thread.

JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
How does one "reply"? :confused:

AIM|E-mail


There are only two options regarding commitment. You’re either IN or you’re OUT. There’s no such thing as life in-between.
—Pat Riley, pro basketball coach


You lose with potential. You win with performance.
— Bill Parcells, pro football coach



You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.- Yogi Berra, hall of fame baseball player



"You're the man now, dog!" - Sean Connery, Finding Forrester
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm guessing you simply click on the "post reply" button - maybe I'm wrong? :confused:


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

I like to give women pearl necklaces.


Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
You may be wrong, but I'm not sure. It's too early in the morning to think about these things. I'll figure it out when I get home.

JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm guessing you simply click on the "post reply" button - maybe I'm wrong?
Really? Wow! Learn something new on this board everyday; I swear. :cool:

AIM|E-mail


There are only two options regarding commitment. You’re either IN or you’re OUT. There’s no such thing as life in-between.
—Pat Riley, pro basketball coach


You lose with potential. You win with performance.
— Bill Parcells, pro football coach



You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.- Yogi Berra, hall of fame baseball player



"You're the man now, dog!" - Sean Connery, Finding Forrester
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Opps, sorry ants.


"Scorpion stinks and I don't like him"
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
good one sub.




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ill help ya out ants


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

good one sub.


what did he say don't reply, dont you even listen.


"Scorpion stinks and I don't like him"
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
you're an idiot




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
how do you play this game again?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

how do we play this game again?


ask mr. ants

quote:

you're an idiot


not everyone is smart as you.


"Scorpion stinks and I don't like him"
TheJays
This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m:
I MAKE COOL PICTURES
Proud To Be An American
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Just bringing this back top so that the newbies know the rules. Im here for ya.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
thanks jays, because i still dont understand the concept of the game


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

you're an idiot


It's good to see that in my abscence you've increased from one to three words in your posts.

:-D



Fuck with me and die. Rehab is for quitters. Overdose? Try harder.

I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, my brother in Rage, and your fucking mother.HYBRID is GEY

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.


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