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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What is the best way to get rid of a telemarketer | ||||
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| GEO | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:12 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01  | Here is my Top 3.....waddya got... 1. Take the cordless phone into the bathroom and ask them if they can hold a second. Make a big fart noise, grunt, then flush the toilet 2. ..........sound really interested in service/merchandise..........then ask what color panties she's wearing...then groan..........pause... ask again........works every time ! (gets you on/off their list) 3. When you talk to them talk really, really softly. Keep this up for a few minutes until your sure they have their headset turned up all the way and then shout "NO!". | ||||
| TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | After working as a telemarketer, the best way is to ask where they are caling from. Most likely, its from the midwest or South. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | un hook your phone ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er  I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I usually very politely ask them to hold on a second and then hang up. I have no answers I am no hero, thats for sure But I do know one thing Where you are is where I belong Where you go is where I want to be. | ||||
| GEO | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:27 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | The easy way is to unhook the phone....but, what is the best way to horrify them?????? | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | i just hang up on them ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I say act like a son of a bitch and ask them to get you some beer. if they get the hint they will hang up.  "Scorpion stinks and I don't like him" | ||||
| Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 9:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | I say in my best Patrick Bateman voice 'Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?' Fuck with me and die. Rehab is for quitters. Overdose? Try harder. I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, my brother in Rage, and your fucking mother.HYBRID is GEY Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga. | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 9:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | I say my name. Deez....Deez Nuts. - AIM:lentnyc | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 9:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | 1. I tell them I'm not home. 2. If they speak English I tell them I only speak Spanish. 3. If they speak Spanish I tell them I only speak English. 4. If they speak both I tell them to fuck off in both languages. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. | ||||
| Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 10:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | Order a pizza. When they act all confused, say "oops I must have the wrong number", and hang up.
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| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 12:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Act aloof "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 1:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | tell them you are going to rape and murder their mother and grandmother in the next 48 hours. FUCK YOU ALL. DIE. | ||||
| BigStupid I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it. | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 1:10 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | I heard this one from friend. "If they ask for your spouse(boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.), ask what it is in regards to. If they don't give you a straight answer tell them you're sure that your spouse is cheating on you and you think the caller is doing the fucking. Tell them that your partners's in for a real treat when they get home 'cause you're going to smash their fucking head in." | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 1:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Just say "Please, put me on your do not call list" No more calls from them for 6 months. :) This message was edited by RottenVinny on 6-29-02 @ 1:26 AM | ||||
| TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 1:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | "Do not call" is the pussy way of doing it. What ya gotta do is always have the audio of the chainsaw scene from "American Psycho" handy, and when they call, tell them to hold on for a sec, then put the phone to the speaker. | ||||
| FoundryMusicJJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 6:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | 1.I tell em to eat shit and hang up 2.I ask em what their # is and what time they are eating dinner so i can interrupt their meal. 3.I tell them that i know where they live and im gonna break in and ass rape em. (this always gets them to hang up) 4.I answer the phone in my best Clinton voice and tell em that they have reached Bubba's palace of love and that if they're a woman intern that they get a free pass. 5.tell em that I'm right outside their house looking into the window. 6.I ask em what would they do for a Klondike Bar  This message was edited by FoundryMusicJJ on 6-29-02 @ 7:22 PM | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | At radio shack today i found this device called the telezapper. It automatically detects telemarketers. (they usually call at random via a computer) and fools them to think you are disconnected. - AIM:lentnyc | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | tell them the person theyre looking for had passed away the night before ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 06-30-2002 @ 1:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Yer kiddin'. How did it haaappen?  Thank you Austin! | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-30-2002 @ 1:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | he caught aids from having too much gay anal sex ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 6-30-02 @ 1:45 AM | ||||
| BigStupid I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it. | posted on 06-30-2002 @ 1:45 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | Well isn't that somethin', wanna buy some aluminum siding? It blocks the HIV and the AIDS! | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 06-30-2002 @ 10:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | 1. Tell then you're busy sacrificing a goat, and you'll get back to them when you're done. 2. Say you're City morgue and insert witty line i.e. you stab'em we slab 'em! 3. turn on death metal cd and put phone next to speaker (The grosser the merrier!)  "I'm proud that I've never had a drug problem or complained that sucess sucks and shot myself like Kurt Cobain did. Sorry, but sucess is something people like me dream about. ~Chuck Schuldiner b.05-13-67 d.12-13-01 R.I.P. [Email][email protected][/Email] | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 06-30-2002 @ 11:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: haha, i do that! City Morgue you slice em' we dice em'! You kill em' we chill em'! FUCK YOU ALL. DIE. | ||||
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