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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:16 PM      
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if you were allowed to have sex anywhere in the world that you wanted without getting in trouble where would it be?

i think id pick Yankee Stadium during a game


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I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

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Proud To Be An American
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

without getting in trouble


I'd have sex in my bed.

This is a Wu-banger 2001 off da hook gorilla anthem. This DJ K-Ray, from round the way, and I'll slap the shit out of any of you dj's who front on this shit.




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
new zealand

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Silera's bed.



Thank you Austin!
MadMickwop
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
I'd like to have threesome with the Bush twins in the Oval office!

GW and wife would be out of town while I defile his daughters for at least a week or two.




“God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to defend it!”

--Daniel Webster
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Go ahead.

Alkey has sex in my bed all the time and he's never gotten in trouble.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Alkey has sex in my bed all the time and he's never gotten in trouble.
That's because you haven't caught us in the act yet.



Thank you Austin!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

That's because you haven't caught us in the act yet.


Can I be the first to post that

YOU ARE NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!11 ?????

Back to the subject at hand, I'm going to respond seriously, ever since I saw Accused with Jodie Foster I have wanted to bang on a pinball machine hard enough to make it wobble.





Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

YOU ARE NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!11 ?????
Prove it.



Thank you Austin!
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I'd do it in my boss' office, I'd like to squirt semen all over his keyboard because he's a fucking asswipe...


Death is Certain...
Life Isn't

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:)

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:-D

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:mad:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-P

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D :)

4B. Roger Clemens finally steps into the batters box at Shea.

:eek:

5. Root for and support Mike Piazza...
regardless of his sexual preference


:confused:
Isa
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
In the woods, next to a river, preferably in the middle of a storm. I'm serious. Really :)


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
[black chick on the newly wed game]In the butt... [/black chick on the newly wed game] :-D





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
uh huh lol



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
On my parents graves.

edit: better yet, On my wife's grave.





This message was edited by The Painter on 6-30-02 @ 5:11 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Was anyone else hoping he'd say with a "1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... "?





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Cluster F
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
on the set of Full House with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen :-D


Thanks to Austin for the pic

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
5. Win 22 out of the next 30 games (starting on June 15th)


Crack Committee Members: Cluster F, Rageparty, Bloody Anus, DiamondDust, JayMohrMassage, HammerSavage, PeterDragon, and 1888RustyTrombone...the force is growing.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 6:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Where Would You Do It?

Where would you do IT?

I would not do IT here nor there,
I would not do IT anywhere

Would you do IT in a house?
Would you do IT with a mouse?


I do not like IT in a house
I do not like IT with a mouse
I would not do IT here nor there,
I would not do IT anywhere

Would you do IT in a box?
Would you do IT with a fox?


Not in a box
Not with a fox
Not in a house
Not with a mouse
I would not do IT here nor there,
I would not do IT anywhere

Would you?
Could you?
In a car?


Do IT!
Do IT!
Here you are...


I would not,
could not,
in a car

You may like IT.
You will see.
You may like IT
in a tree!


I would not,
could not in a tree
Nor in a car!
You let me be.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?


Not on a train!
Not in a tree!
Not in a car!
Amy, let me be!

Say! In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you,
in the dark?


I would not,
could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?


I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark.
Not on a train.
I will not do IT here nor there,
I do not like IT anywhere!

Could you, would you,
with a goat?


I would not, could not,
with a goat!

You do not like IT.
So you say.
Try IT! Try IT!
And you may.
Try IT and you may,
I say.


Amy!
If you will let me be,
I will try IT.
You will see.

Say!
I like IT!
Yes, I do!
I like IT, Amy-poo!

And I would do IT in a boat.
And I would do IT with a goat.
And I will do IT in the rain.
And in the dark.
And on a train.

And in a car.
And in a tree.
IT is so good, so good, you see!
So I will do IT in a box.
And I will do IT with a fox.

And I will do IT in a house.
And I will do IT with a mouse.
And I will do IT here and there.
Say! I will do IT anywhere!

I do so like IT!
Thank you!
Thank you, Amy-poo!



Goddamn, that was a long way to go for a dumb joke. Damn Dr. Seuss.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-30-02 @ 6:22 PM
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 6:29 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Wow! I never knew a dead body could spin so fast! LMGDMFBO!!

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
In the back of FTL's Passat... not the seat, the trunk.



Fuck with me and die. Rehab is for quitters. Overdose? Try harder.

I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, my brother in Rage, and your fucking mother.HYBRID is GEY

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
work

oh wait, i don't have a job.



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 06-30-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
In a van down by the river.

Or maybe Ants's crib...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not, could not,
with a goat!
:( :( :( :(

I'm lucky to get to do it, so I really don't have a preference. Ideally, I would love to do it under the dounpour of water at the bottom of a waterfall.


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

My sex drive keeps me going - wanna take a ride?


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Only too 7 posts before this thread turned gay.

I thought it would take at least 15.

But I would have sex at the Collesium in Rome.


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
damn tequila i thought you wouldve picked the puerto rican day parade since you would have a chance not to get in trouble and well we all know what happened last year


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
In my gf's co-worker's snatch



For the road less traveled ain't for the faint of heart
For those who choose to play it safe and never stray too far
Me I want to live my life and one day leave my mark
And it all might come together
And it all come unraveled
On the road less traveled




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