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Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Ladies, please leave your boobs alone.

Shudder Inducing




AnonOAMember: Will you mother my children?
Noellevious: My womb must remain pure for the divine seed. Sorry.

FTL's cat = the Froy of cats
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Thank you Noel. I'm hideously nauseated.



"BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
eek!!!!1 :eek:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
RonRon5477
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
[Barf the Mog]Ohh, that's gonna leave a mark.[/Barf the Mog]


Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)


PLEASE TAKE THIS VOTE!


This message was edited by RonRon5477 on 7-14-02 @ 1:13 AM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
you are made of evil




We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
On the plus side, that would be a pretty spiffy conversation piece.


Daddy's Little Girl

Poster Child for Useless Aggression
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Ladies, please leave your boobs alone.

Yeah, if this doesn't convince you, you deserve to have the damn things fall out.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
...nobody else in the whole wide world


makes me feel this way


nobody else in the whole wide world


takes my breath away


makes me feel so strange inside


dazed, confused, and starry-eyed


i couldn't love you more


makes me feel the wrong way round


inside out and upside-down


i couldn't love you more...





New AIM, y'know.
Austin 3:16
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 2:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Well now I've GOTTA make a sig out that... it's gold.

Btw...4th one down was in the best wow contest.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Space For Rent.
AIM

Ain't nothing working

Ain't nothing right

There's a hole in me that I can't fill

No matter how hard I try

Ain't nothing sweeter there ain't nothing wrong

All the pain that I receive keeps me strong

It keeps me moving on



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!




>) >) >) In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees. >) >) >)

WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Uggh, and I am always the one to say that natural=best. Dammit wimmins, listen! :P


"All our feelings and thoughts expressed in ones and in oughts. In endless spiraling chains you can't decode or explain cause you are so analog."
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
 :eek: [Homer] SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!![/Homer] :eek:

Just goes to prove, natural boobs=more gooder!

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 5:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Is it wrong to be turned on?

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 7:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
My boobies hurt.

I need to be held.



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
My boobies hurt.

I need to be held.



Attention whore.






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Attention whore.


I should post a link to pics of castrated penises.





PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
That is some serious tit fucking.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Some women just need implants. It's unfortunate, but true. Besides, they stopped using silicone many years ago.



BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
That's as wrong as two boys fucking.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!

PrOjEcT mAyHeM

I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 2:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Ewwwww. Why Noel, Why?


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Met fans get drunk watching the World Series!!!


5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
Natural boobs allow you to make a better pearl necklace then fake boobs.

happy anal jim
Lord Slug
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Did ANYONE enjoy that link?


I am the master of the obvious.
SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
That's as wrong as two boys fucking.


Hmm, I don't get what you're trying to say. So you're saying the breast pictures are a good thing? Why in the world would you say that, you damn sicko! ::whistles:: back to my teen homosex links... :cool:



GO LIONS!!! Roar,... something about an alma mater on the Hudson shore... whatever

Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Thats the grossest thing I have ever seen


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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